Monday, January 31, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Charlie Sheen Never Went to Rehab

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 03:34 PM PST

 
While earlier reports suggested Charlie Sheen would be spending three months in rehab, surprise! It turns out he never even left his house in the first place and has absolutely no intention to. RadarOnline reports: "Charlie was supposed to go to a rehab facility but he absolutely refused to go," one pal, who has intimate knowledge Read More ...

What’s Up, Katie Couric? (Did I Just Ask That?) And Other News

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 01:26 PM PST

   
- Kim Kardashian hates her “exploitative” nude W shoot now. - Which is why she wants the role of the ultimate sex object, a Bond girl. - Paz de la Huerta puts her best face forward. - Justin Timberlake is Lindsay Lohan now. - God Bless America. - Irina Shayk in DT Magazine. Read More ...

VIDEO: Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Booed in Brazil

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 01:21 PM PST

   
While arriving at Sao Paolo Fashion Week in Brazil, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were booed after being typical Hollywood assholes and holding up the show for three hours, according to ITN. What’s amazing is how they’re still able to smile for the cameras and make playful chit-chat with each other while the crowd refuses Read More ...

Olivia Munn and I Ponder: ‘What’s Suddenly So Interesting Here? Hmm…’

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 12:57 PM PST

   
Here’s Olivia Munn shopping in SoHo over the weekend and I’m not going to sugar coat it, you can see right through her shirt. I know this isn’t the kind of site for that sort of thing, but I felt it was important I brought it to your attention before someone’s kids saw it. We Read More ...

Lea Michele & Hailee Steinfeld Make Nice

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 11:35 AM PST

   
After finding out she snubbed a potential Oscar winner and not a lowly peasant – In her defense Hailee Steinfeld was literally dressed like one. – Glee’s Lea Michele has been on constant damage control considering she already has a bad enough reputation as an epic C-word. So, of course, she took the time to Read More ...

Gigi Rivera: Charlie’s Angel #3

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 11:12 AM PST

   
While Charlie Sheen gets his usual treatment from the LAPD, Gigi Rivera has been revealed as the third porn star at his house during last week’s 36-hour bender, and there’s a disturbing and undeniable trend forming here. Namely Charlie hiring girls who look barely 13. Obviously, they’re not or I’d be getting Chris Hansen’d in Read More ...

Kacey Jordan Aborted K-Fed’s Baby and Other Stuff She’s Blabbing About

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 09:48 AM PST

   
Kacey Jordan has wasted absolutely zero time cashing in on her new fame as one of five – Or four depending on new accounts. – porn stars who serviced Charlie Sheen during his 36-hour coke bender that put him in the hospital last week. Here’s what she’s already spilled in three separate interviews since just Read More ...

The 17th Annual SAG Awards

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 08:42 AM PST

Sofia Vergara Amy Adams Kim Kardashian 
Despite the fact Charlie Sheen has unleashed a maelstrom of porn stars eager to tell us how much he loves coke and sex dungeons, the Screen Actors Guild still decided to hold an awards show yesterday, clearly just to piss me off. I mean, Christ, they even invited Kim Kardashian which had to be some Read More ...

SAG Awards: Mila Kunis, Also There

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 07:46 AM PST

   
Mila Kunis was also at last night’s SAG Awards looking, well, like Mila Kunis. Which is pretty much the greatest compliment I can give a women outside of pointing at my groin and yelling, “Boner, BONER!” and the exceedingly rare, “Tell me about your shopping trip.” Although that last one is more myth than legend, Read More ...

SAG Awards: I Think Natalie Portman Might Be Pregnant

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 06:42 AM PST

   
Here’s Natalie Portman at the 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards last night looking ridiculously good for a woman who could drop a kid on the red carpet at any second. Granted, I don’t think she’s that far along, but lately I’ve developed an incredible gift for concocting scenarios that require Mila Kunis to be Read More ...

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