Friday, January 21, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Bill Clinton Hangs Out With Cameron Diaz and A-Rod. Why Not?

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 01:55 PM PST

   
“We’re going streaking!” For reasons known only to a Macanudo and a butler who can keep a secret, Bill Clinton joined Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez for dinner in Miami last night. Now, I’m not suggesting he offered A-Rod one million dollars to sleep with Cameron Diaz, but I’m also not suggesting it wasn’t really two Read More ...

The Tattooed Stars of Adult Entertainment and Other News

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 11:31 AM PST

   
(It’s Friday, so here’s some hi-res eye candy courtesy of Rocky over at Inked. I was about to say it’s been a while since we’ve had some porn stars on here, but then I realized I just wrote about Kim Kardashian. I don’t know what I was thinking.) - Justin Bieber pays out the ass to Read More ...

Justin Bieber’s Mom Hates Him

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 11:30 AM PST

   
Justin Bieber’s mom manages his entire career. Which is why it’s no surprise that after being caught on a private yacht with Selena Gomez, he’s been forced to introduce cartoon movies at the Golden Globes and star in PETA ads about saving puppies. At this point, she might as well send him to public school Read More ...

Kim Kardashian is Only Making a Single

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 11:10 AM PST

   
Because it would require effort and a semblance of talent, Kim Kardashian has announced she is not recording a full album and only planned to make a single from the start, according to Hollywood Life: "I was not into doing a song. I thought, 'Everyone kind of tries that, and it doesn't really work out so Read More ...

Jesse James and Kat Von D Warned Sandra Bullock

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 10:05 AM PST

   
Wow. They know not to smile for pictures that young? That’s actually impressive. Just so nobody thinks Jesse James and Kat Von D are a couple of assholes rushing to get married as soon as possible before they realize they’ve made a horrible mistake – Oh, wait. – the two were decent enough to give Sandra Read More ...

Snooki is a New York Times Bestseller

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 09:03 AM PST

   
When she’s not literally taking a shit on cable television and/or talking about how often she shits, the perfect woman basically, Snooki is climbing the New York Times Bestseller list. Or at least that’s what she claims on Twitter: OMG I’m a New York Times Best Selling Author!!! Thank you so much to my fans, family Read More ...

Olivia Munn Choking a Chicken

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 08:15 AM PST

   
To promote her new sitcom Perfect Couples, Olivia Munn stopped by AOL offices yesterday where she apparently consented to posing for the photo up top. Had I known her promotional appearances included just showing up places and firmly grasping random objects, I probably would’ve made more of an effort to defend her vagina from conservative Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Offered Betty Ford Accuser $25,000 To Shut Up

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 07:39 AM PST

   
Confirming what pretty much anyone even vaguely familiar with the situation already assumed, Dawn Holland – the Betty Ford worker Lindsay Lohan assaulted (There’s no allegedly now.) – was offered $25,000 to keep quiet along with an agreement to set up photos and interviews with Lindsay so everyone could cash in on this situation. The Read More ...

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