Saturday, January 29, 2011

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Video: Bill Hader Laughing Through An SNL Blooper Reel As Stefon

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 09:35 AM PST

Bill Hader doing Stefon is one of our favorite things about Saturday Night Live right now. And while it’s usually a bad thing when SNL castmembers laugh during the show, watching Bill Hader crack himself up at the Weekend Update desk only makes it all better.

And thanks to Splitsider, we just found a new video of outtakes from SNL rehearsals that ends with some great footage of our favorite giggling gay club promoter. Enjoy!

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Video: Bill Hader Laughing Through An SNL Blooper Reel As Stefon

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 09:10 AM PST

Easy for Snooki to say when she’s sober. The Jersey Shore star says she wishes she never hooked up with housemate Vinny Guadagnino. Which is funny, because every time she’s drunk she tries to do it again. (People)

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Bill Murray Pushes Green Bay Fan, Reminds World He's The Best

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 08:58 AM PST

The urban legend of Bill Murray in the wild can only be felled by one thing: digital cameras. There are so many stories about the Ghostbusters star doing ridiculous things to unsuspecting plebes in the world that he has his own Urban dictionary definition:

“A Bill Murray story is when you create an outlandish (yet plausable) story that involves you witnessing Bill Murray doing something totally unusual; often followed by him walking up you and whispering, “No one will ever believe you” and walking away.”

But at a Green Bay/Chicago Bears game this week, Bill Murray wasn’t prepared for one thing: the friend of the guy he shoved having a camera. But that guy did have a camera. and he produced the awesome photo above.

From BlackBook:

Matt's friend managed to capture a photo of Murray in mid-celebration, laughing at the rival fans. Naturally, Matt wanted a picture with the legendary actor. Murray's response to his request? "Nitschke is a pussy." So much for "No one will ever believe you."

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Bill Murray Pushes Green Bay Fan, Reminds World He's The Best

Parting Tweet: Lindsay Lohan Has Real Problems

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 03:35 PM PST

Huh. No one was under the impression that your broken TiVo was your biggest problem, Lindsay Lohan. Still, kudos for putting it into perspective for the rest of us.

“Shit, my Tivo didn’t record Real Housewives!”

“Oh well, at least you’re not Lindsay Lohan.”

“Good point, bro.”

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Parting Tweet: Lindsay Lohan Has Real Problems

Timberline Knolls Rehab Center: Demi Lovato Has Left The Building

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 03:02 PM PST

It seems like just yesterday that Demi Lovato went into rehab. But actually, it was three months ago. And today, she said goodbye to the Timberline Knolls Residential Treatment Center in Chicago.

And according to Celebuzz, the 18-year old Disney star went back to LA earlier this week. According to a source:

"She completed her prescribed treatment and an outpatient program near the treatment facility."

The source says that Demi will "focus first and foremost on her well-being" but that she will "continue to see doctors in LA who will help her work on the issues she confronted in treatment."

"She is so grateful to all of her fans for their unbelievable support," says the source, "and looks forward to being able to talk to all of them very soon."

From those comments, it sounds like Demi has completed her treatment and is assimilating back into her life appropriately. And there’s other good news! As a young Hollywood starlet, she gets at least three more trips to rehab before people start saying that her career is over.

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Timberline Knolls Rehab Center: Demi Lovato Has Left The Building

Commenter Of The Week: Drew's Mom Outs Her Love Of Old People Dancing

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 02:54 PM PST

Here at Crushable, we’re always happy when our family drops by to say hi. (Thanks for the page views, dad!) But today, Drew’s mom actually took the time to comment on a post, and let us know that her daughter really needs to read her own site. Was it a post about remembering to take your birth control? No, thank God. Drew’s mom wasn’t trying to embarrass her. Instead, it was a video of an adorable middle aged couple dancing to a Whitney Houston song.

We agree with you Linda. Drew Grant should watch that video. And we also appreciate your attempts to camouflage your identity by calling yourself Libeth. But don’t worry! We’re not embarrassed that you write comments to your daughter on the site. You should do it more often! (We promise we won’t call you out every time.)

Also, we’ll take your comment one step further. Everyone should watch this video. Here it is again, for your viewing pleasure:

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Commenter Of The Week: Drew's Mom Outs Her Love Of Old People Dancing

Suprise! Cedric From 'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' Is Kind Of A Dick

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 02:22 PM PST

We got some new intel on Cedriz Martinez, the permanent house guest of Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd, last night. Perhaps it’s not all that surprising, but it appears that he’s kind of an asshole.  We already told you that Cedric and Lisa are no longer speaking.

Well, as it turns out, Cedric wasn’t quite as ready to leave his sweet setup at the Vanderpump residence as it appeared on TV. And when Lisa finally kicked him out, he turned on her and told the whole family to fuck off.

Lisa and Ken have been threatening to cut off Cedric’s free ride for awhile now. He’s been living rent free at their mansion for well over a year. But when his departure actually went down, things got a little messy.

According to Ken, Cedric got pretty nasty when he was leaving him. Saying:

“I fucking hate your wife. I hate you. I hate your fucking kids.”

That’s pretty rough, considering all of the amenities that the family has offered him. Ken told Bravo’s Andy Coen:

“How I didn’t hit him, I’ll never know til this day. Hate him. Hate him, hate him.”

Since Cedric left, Lisa has also stopped talking to him. And this exchange appears to be why. Which makes sense. Unless there’s something pretty seriously wrong with your marriage, when forced to make a decision between your husband and your gay, you always have to choose your husband. Especially when your gay tells you to fuck off.

You really made that one pretty easy for Lisa, Cedric. But we would still support Andy Coen if he decides to give you your own reality show. Just so we’re clear.

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Suprise! Cedric From 'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' Is Kind Of A Dick

Finally, Photographic Evidence That Justin Bieber Does Not Age

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 02:22 PM PST

This photo at left apparently shows Justin Bieber as an eight-year-old hockey player (Canada!), but we think it actually shows present-day Justin Bieber, just without his Bieber hair. You expect us to believe that eight years have gone by between those two images? Nope: He’s a robot, Dorian Gray for the teenage set.

(via)

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Finally, Photographic Evidence That Justin Bieber Does Not Age

Sex On The Wire: Tattoo Your Weiner, Get A Car!

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 02:13 PM PST

Dan Savage will now be giving sex advice to college students on an MTV show. That’s actually something we’d watch. (New York Magazine)

Bristol Palin isn’t going to give that sex talk to Washington State students after all. But we had so much to learn from her! (Huffington Post)

• This guy tattooed “mini” on his penis and got a free car. (Nerve)

• If you’re looking to break up but don’t want to do the dumping, here are 5 really passive-aggressive maneuvers. (YourTango)

• Just like winning an Oscar would mean more money for Natalie Portman, so to being with Charlie Sheen when he goes to the hospital makes your porn career skyrocket. (Jezebel)

• Was Tracy Morgan being “subversively feminist” when he said he masturbated to Sarah Palin? (Double X)

• Dallas does not have enough strippers for the Super Bowl. (Buzzfeed)

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Sex On The Wire: Tattoo Your Weiner, Get A Car!

Is Snooki Getting Engaged?! And This Week's 10 Best Celeb Twitter Pics

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 01:51 PM PST

Everyone’s favorite Snooki, Snooki, posted this photo to Twitter with the caption “Jionni’s future wife :p” earlier today. What? Do we have a Real Housewife of Seaside House on our hands? Probably not, but it would make a good show. While you ponder the matrimony of Snook, check out this week’s nine other winning Twitter pics.

  • The New Kids on the Block, courtesy of Donnie Walhberg
  • Has Kelly Ripa found a new Spirit Hood?
  • Maksim Chmerkovskiy: Went to do a little snowboarding....ended up doing a little.......'sky diving'........AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
  • Paris Hilton: I Love Living Life to The Fullest! :)
  • Kate Walsh: Tw-orld, I'd like all questions re @boyfriend to be directed to this guy. He's our senior vp of sales, pablo.
  • Best Coast has been watching The O.C. and loves Marissa Cooper.
  • Jessica Alba went to Paris. Jealous!
  • Jaime King on a fashion shoot.

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Is Snooki Getting Engaged?! And This Week's 10 Best Celeb Twitter Pics

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