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- Crushable Quotable: Judd Apatow Not A Ricky Gervais Fan
- Crushable's Original Script Of 'No Strings Attached'
- Video: Fellas, Never Text-Ask A Lady If She's Pregnant
- Gallery: Spider-Man's New Costume Looks Like Fetish Gear
| Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:27 AM PST The Most Adorable Form of Child Abuse – Look at this toddler gamely take on the role of one of the pigs in Angry Birds. Why are those birds so angry?! Why do those parents hate their kid? (Buzzfeed) Post from: Crushable |
| Crushable Quotable: Judd Apatow Not A Ricky Gervais Fan Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:18 AM PST
As if anyone needed reminding, this was Ricky’s controversial opening for the awards show last Sunday: Post from: Crushable Crushable Quotable: Judd Apatow Not A Ricky Gervais Fan |
| Crushable's Original Script Of 'No Strings Attached' Posted: 22 Jan 2011 12:56 PM PST
Interior: Club. Dr. Emma Kurtzman (Natalie Portman) is dancing with her BFF girlfriend Shira (Mindy Kaling) Shira: Woow! We’re having fun! Dr. Emma: We sure are! There’s nothing I like more than taking time from my incredibly demanding job at the emergency room to drink heavily and dance!
Adam: Hi. Wow, hi. Dr. Emma also realizes that Adam, while smug-looking and not exactly her type, is still mind-bogglingly good-looking. Like a male model, which again, L.A. is full of, but that doesn’t mean this guy is not above and beyond attractive. Dr. Emma: Hi. (They go in for a handshake – hug? – but since they are both adorably klutzy, they end up spilling their vodka and seltzer over the front of each other’s shirts. You can see everything.) Shira: Looks like you guys just made a love connection! Dr. Emma and Adam smile at each other and the scene fades to black. Post from: Crushable Crushable's Original Script Of 'No Strings Attached' |
| Video: Fellas, Never Text-Ask A Lady If She's Pregnant Posted: 22 Jan 2011 11:42 AM PST Look, lets just be real here for a second. No matter how many advances modern society makes on our ability to communicate with one another, no matter how many forms of digital or cyborg technology we amass that allows us to be as far removed from the individual receiving the message as possible, it will never ever be okay to speculate on a women’s pregnancy. Not even if you are a former tennis star that happens to be texting the friend of a current tennis star. If you know that you are interviewing Kim Clijsters later that afternoon, refrain from telling her besties over Skype that she’s looking a little bloated/grumpy recently. Because that shit will come back to bite you 10-fold. Post from: Crushable Video: Fellas, Never Text-Ask A Lady If She's Pregnant |
| Gallery: Spider-Man's New Costume Looks Like Fetish Gear Posted: 22 Jan 2011 11:16 AM PST
Post from: Crushable Gallery: Spider-Man's New Costume Looks Like Fetish Gear |
Last night at the Producer’s Guild Awards, funny man Judd Apatow 
No Strings Attached, the new romantic comedy starring Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman as two young people who have trouble being just friends with benefits, opened this weekend to mixed reviews. Apparently, a lot of the film’s misses have to do with it being altered so drastically from its original script. Luckily, we found ourselves a copy of the original screenplay*, and are excited to bring it to you in it’s entirety. Enjoy!
Adam Franklin (Ashton Kutcher), the son of a very rich man, spies Dr. Emma. He immediately recognizes how amazingly, out-of-this world attractive she is, even in LA, where everyone is an aspiring actor. I mean, she is just like, stupid beautiful. He approaches.
I’m sorry, I can’t be the only one that’s seeing this right? We mean, that 
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