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- Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt admit to faking their breakup, wasting millions
- Jennifer Lopez covers the September issue of Vanity Fair, not Linnocent
- Was Amy Winehouse trying to adopt a 10-year-old kid from St. Lucia?
- Christian Bale & Tom Hardy are meaty, gross on the set of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
- Kings of Leon’s Caleb Followill walks off stage in the middle of a Dallas concert
- Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan are dunken, clumsy, crackhead BFFs again
- Kellan Lutz didn’t take the lead in Twilight because it was “too depressing”
- Pamela Anderson’s busted birthday outfit: dirty old lace curtain valance or not bad?
- Shirtless Hugh Jackman hits the beach
- Halle Berry brings out her hostage Olivier Martinez once again
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt admit to faking their breakup, wasting millions Posted: 01 Aug 2011 09:11 AM PDT
In this latest interview, the gruesome twosome admit that their breakup was fake and that they never spent a day apart despite all those tabloids and staged photos. They’re now broke, living for free in one of their parents’ houses and they wish they’d saved their money instead of squandering it. Heidi explains that she saw buying all those luxury goods as an investment, like Kim Kardashian or something. Here are some quotes from the article on Daily Beast, which is well worth reading in its entirety:
[From The Daily Beast] It’s not true that there was “never any” money for these two. They wasted more money in a year than the budget for an entire municipality. Heidi had at least 4 Hermes Birkin bags, which retail for around $15k each. She wore $1,000 shoes regularly, and Spencer admitted wasting 1/2 a million dollars on crystals. These people had a security detail consisting of ex Marines. Heidi used to go to work with four bodyguards. So it’s an “I told you so” moment to hear that they’re living at one of their parent’s houses and probably deep in debt now that their fame has inevitably dried up. If only we could hear similar stories about The Jersey Shore kids and The Kardashians. After we get a well deserved break from constant news about them. Heidi and Spencer are shown on 2/13/10. Credit: WENN.com Spencer is shown out alone on 4/7/11. Credit: Fame. Heidi is shown on 6/19/11. Credit: Wire image |
Jennifer Lopez covers the September issue of Vanity Fair, not Linnocent Posted: 01 Aug 2011 08:49 AM PDT More than a month ago, there was a terrible story about Linnocent possibly being the cover girl for the September issue of Vanity Fair. Allegedly, it was going to be all about her crackie trials and tribulations, probably with a healthy dose of crack denial and the same-old BS quotes as always ("I'm sober! I just want to work!"). Thank God it didn't happen! Jennifer Lopez is the cover girl for the September issue. YAY! It's her first "post-split" interview. This is the only tiny, tiny little cover that's been released: This is Jennifer’s second solo VF cover - her first was in 2001. A decade later, and still relevant enough for a cover story? That's a "win" for J. Lo. Also a win? I was watching Selena yesterday (it was on TV), and I had the realization that if Jennifer wanted to refocus her energy into a film career, specifically in drama, I would be all over it. She's a talented dramatic actress, y'all! I've always wanted her to find another project like Out of Sight. She was so, so good in that. She's great when she gets to play "tough". Anyway, I can't wait for the VF interview. Either it's going to be total DIVA and she's going to call Marc out and throw herself a big pity party, or she's going to be classy and keep her on the record quotes low-key. Well… they gave her a cover. Which makes me think that she's going to be saying some junk that Marc won't like. It's going to be good. |
Was Amy Winehouse trying to adopt a 10-year-old kid from St. Lucia? Posted: 01 Aug 2011 08:11 AM PDT Over the weekend, on of the British tabloids claimed that at the time of her death, Amy Winehouse was in the process of adopting a 10-year-old girl from St. Lucia. Amy's extended stay in St. Lucia was through most of 2009. She and Blake Incarcerated had left each other, and Amy was allegedly on the island to work on a new album. Instead of working, though, she mostly just got drunk with locals and tourists and made lots of new friends. Apparently, Amy met the 10-year-old girl (named Dannika Augustine) and her family then, and Amy was working on becoming Dannika's legal guardian and bringing her to London. Dannika claims, "Amy was already my mother. I would call her Mum. And she would call me her daughter. She took care of me, and we had fun together. I loved her, and she loved me.” Dannika's grandmother claims, “Amy loved Dannika with all her heart. I don’t know why Amy took to Dannika above all the other children on the island, but from the moment they met, they were inseparable. They would spend all day playing, horse-riding and walking up and down the beach hand in hand.” The mom also wanted to go along with it too! But! A rep for Winehouse tells Gossip Cop, "There's no truth to it." Weird, right? Even though Gossip Cop is bashing anyone who believes the story, I think there's more to it than a simple denial of everything. My guess is that Amy actually did want to adopt the girl but simply didn't have any follow-through, so nothing legal ever happened. |
Christian Bale & Tom Hardy are meaty, gross on the set of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Posted: 01 Aug 2011 07:37 AM PDT ****SPOILERS (I think?)**** Here are some photos from the Pittsburgh set of The Dark Knight Also Thinks About Rising Sometimes, the third installment from Christopher Nolan's Batman franchise. We don't have access to the pics of Christian Bale in his Batman gear, but hey, you've seen that junk before, so it's not biggie. What I will say is that Bale doesn't look like he really did the work to bulk up for this third film. His body says to me, "Eh, I'll let the suit do the work, damn it." I guess this Bale working on a fight sequence with Bane, played by Tom Hardy, only I'm pretty sure the meaty bald guy that you see in these pics is actually Tom Hardy's stunt guy/body double. But I do think that's actually Tom Hardy in the Bane costume, with the ventilator on or whatever. I wish I could do a SPOILER for the ventilator, but I have no idea what it's for or anything. Is the film keeping it real? Other thoughts: I still don't like Tom Hardy bald and meaty. He looks so gross. I hope Bane is worth it, and maybe it will be different once we see the film. Also, I'm really starting to worry about Anne Hathaway as Catwoman. We haven't seen any photos of her, and there's been barely any talk about how she's doing. I'm worried. |
Kings of Leon’s Caleb Followill walks off stage in the middle of a Dallas concert Posted: 01 Aug 2011 07:28 AM PDT I used to be cool enough to know who all of the latest and best bands were before they went mainstream. No more. I only began paying attention to the Kings of Leon over the last year, and it's really only THIS year that I even bothered to associate the band name with any of their songs, and with gossip about the band. Unfortunately for everyone, the piece of news I always associate with "Kings of Leon" is that Twitter bitch-fest that Nathan Followill had with Glee creator Ryan Murphy, where both of them looked like douches. Anyway, the Kings of Leon were playing a concert in Dallas on Friday, and after they had played a handful of songs (some say 11 songs), Caleb Followill, the lead singer, walked off the stage saying that he was "just f–king hot" and that he needed a beer. Chaos ensued:
[From The Hollywood Reporter] Ha, I forgot about the pigeon crap story. Maybe the problem is summer concerts? Maybe they should only tour in the fall and spring months. As for Caleb walking off… I'm of two minds. First, yeah, it's totally a d-bag move and I can see why so many fans were and are pissed off. He should have handled himself better and God knows, there could totally be "something else" (drugs?) going on. On the other side, I hate exerting myself when it's really hot (as it was in Dallas on Friday), so I kind of admire them all for getting through 11 songs without any of them passing out on stage. I would have been a lump of sweat and rudeness within five minutes on that stage. There's video too: |
Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan are dunken, clumsy, crackhead BFFs again Posted: 01 Aug 2011 07:10 AM PDT Over the past week, I've been seeing stuff about Linnocent and how she has been kicking it old-school with the Hilton sisters, like it's 2006 all over again. Apparently, Linnocent and Paris are BFFs once again. Let's see… a crackhead drama queen and worthless famewhore moron. Match made in heaven! I'm not even going to pretend that one of them is better than the other. They are completely equal, in my mind. Anyway, we don't have any of the new photos, but you can see some of the photo sets here and here. So, what do Linnocent and Paris do while they hang out? Drink mint tea with their book club? Of course not. They go out and they get wasted. Guess which firecrotch still can't hold her liquor and falls down as soon as she's forced to stand up?
[From Radar] Of course that isn't the end of the story - Linnocent had to tweet her crack denial on Twitter, of course. Guess what?! IT'S NOT HER FAULT. I know, shocking. Bitch fell down because she was blinded. And because she was pushed. And because she tripped! [From Linnocent's Twitter] I wish her brain wasn't fried from years of drug and alcohol abuse so she could come up with some original crack denials. By the way, is anyone wondering why Paris and Linnocent buried the hatchet? No? Too bad. A source tells E! News, "Paris has known Lindsay since she was 15 years old. The girls have had their falling-outs in the past, but they’ve put that all behind them. They feel that life is short and they’re adults and have been friends way too long to let go.” Of course, the source also didn't see Linnocent drink anything, so God knows. |
Kellan Lutz didn’t take the lead in Twilight because it was “too depressing” Posted: 01 Aug 2011 07:00 AM PDT Don't ask Kellan Lutz why suddenly everyone wants to talk to Kellan Lutz, about Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz loves to talk about Kellan Lutz, and Kellan Lutz has a lot of Kellan Lutzy thoughts. So whatever reason, Kellan Lutz had two new Kellan Lutz interviews over the weekend. The Kellan Lutz interviews were very Kellan Lutzy, to say the least. The Kellan Lutz interviews were also pretty gross, mostly because Kellan Lutz is a legend in Kellan Lutz's mind. My favorite part is where Kellan Lutz tries to convince all of us non-Kellan Lutzs that Kellan Lutz wasn't interested in even reading for or playing Edward Cullen in Twilight - the role that went to Robert Pattinson. Bitch, please, Kellan Lutz. Here are some Kellan Lutzy highlights:
[From Just Jared & People] Kellan Lutz really thinks that Kellan Lutz is, like, at The Ryan Gosling level of stardom, right? Kellan Lutz thinks that Marty Scorsese will be calling Kellan Lutz at any moment. Kellan Lutz thinks that he's the brightest of all of the established bright young things in Hollywood. Kellan Lutz is so utterly delusional. That Just Jared interview is worth reading in its entirety, just because Kellan Lutz tries to answer the questions like Kellan Lutz is the biggest thing and Kellan Lutz has to force himself to remember how to be humble, but throughout it all, you can tell that Kellan Lutz rarely gets a call-back. Kellan Lutz gets to read the scripts, sure, but Kellan Lutz never lands the role. Kellan Lutz is kind of sad. I just want to point out the absurdity of the Twilight part of the discussion: "My agent wanted me to read for Edward and I read the script and thought that character was too depressing for me right now, I want to do something where I smile…. I turned down the audition a couple of times. Ryan… told me to read the role of Emmett, and I read it, it was only about four lines, but he was the big brother, the comedic relief and I fell in love with him. I said "Sure, I would love to play this type of role". I auditioned, and long story short, here I am finishing the saga and Emmett is going to be in my heart forever." How crazy is Kellan Lutz? Kellan Lutz goes on and on about how Kellan Lutz didn't even WANT to read for Edward, because Kellan Lutz just felt like playing a character who smiled??! BITCH PLEASE. |
Pamela Anderson’s busted birthday outfit: dirty old lace curtain valance or not bad? Posted: 01 Aug 2011 06:55 AM PDT
This reminds me of those “makeunders” that Oprah did last year. There was one Canadian mom who would go out of the house looking like a porn star, or basically like Anderson, every day. Oprah’s people redid her hair and makeup to make her look like a hot mom instead of a hooker and she claimed she liked it. I imagine the woman went right back out and tarted herself up again because she couldn’t stand the lack of attention. What I’m saying is that no style intervention with Anderson would ever work. Trying to get her to wear big people clothes would be like trying to get Hugh Hefner to ditch the robe and wear khakis. It’s not going to happen. It was even worse from the back if you can believe it. Photo credit: Fame and WENN |
Shirtless Hugh Jackman hits the beach Posted: 01 Aug 2011 06:31 AM PDT
Photo credit: Fame Pictures |
Halle Berry brings out her hostage Olivier Martinez once again Posted: 01 Aug 2011 06:30 AM PDT The last time I saw Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez together, it was a month and a half ago and she was trotting him out, hostage style, for the first paparazzi-friendly outing they had done in a few months. Since that mid-June outing, I've seen photos of Olivier spending quality time with Nahla, but not Halle. Looks like he agreed to another outing, though, this time with Halle, Nahla and a woman I think (?) is Halle's mom. So, what does this all mean? Even though Halle continues to prove me wrong by continuing to do these outings with Olivier, I'm still unconvinced as to their "love match". I think for Olivier, the sex was good and he grew to care about Halle and Nahla both, but as the months went on, Halle's full-on cray-cray revealed itself and Olivier is just sticking with Halle through their film's promotion. And this film, Dark Tide, still doesn't have a release date! Poor Olivier. He's going to be stuck with Crazy for months! By the way, the (budget) trailer for Dark Tide was finally released. Eh. It looks… not good. |
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