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“Michael Kors is engaged, and his fiancé is kind of hot” links Posted: 05 Aug 2011 11:09 AM PDT Michael Kors is getting married, and his fiancé is kind of hot. [OMG Blog] OMG - this "squid snuff film" is so creepy. [Gawker] Madonna won't even go to the same fundraiser as Gwyneth. [LaineyGossip] Nadya Suleman doesn't want to have sex with anybody. [Dlisted] This made me cry - it's about losing beloved animals. *sob* [Pajiba] Sienna Miller's wearing Golden Girls pants. [Pop Sugar] Heather Locklear's face has deflated a bit since I last her. [Yeeeah] Sean Avery was arrested for trying to pick a fight with some cops. [The Blemish] Elisabeth Olsen's HFPA outfit is… not good. [Go Fug Yourself] The business behind celebrity spokespeople for diet programs. [Jezebel] Freida Pinto & Dev Patel are still together - they were out last night. [Celebuzz] Mr. Bean wrecked a million dollar car. [Evil Beet] Will Michelle Williams win an Oscar for playing Marilyn Monroe? [The Frisky] Pauly Perrette/Abby on NCIS is the most popular TV character. [LimeLife] I dislike Blake Lively's outfit here. [Moe Jackson] Maddox Jolie-Pitt turns 10 years old today! [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Kellan Lutz shows off Kellan Lutz's hot Kellan Lutzy body. [Celebslam]

Kelly Brook in high-waisted leather shorts: lust-killing or cute? Posted: 05 Aug 2011 10:17 AM PDT I've officially fallen into the Kelly Brook Trap. I think this means that I'm a dude now? So many dudes are absolutely obsessed with Kelly Brook and her body and even what she's wearing (but only if she's wearing something that shows off her body). I have become one of them ever since I saw Kelly's PERFECT hourglass figure in a bikini. Now I want her. I think Kelly might be trying to kill my lady-affection for her, though. Why else would she step out in these weird leather (!!) shorts? I feel like various celebrity women are trying to make these tragic high-waisted shorts into the next big thing. Granted, Kelly Brook can probably sell me on anything, but when someone like Rumer Willis is doing the high-waisted shorts trend, maybe the trend should just be put out of its misery. Especially when the trend is done is leather. So bizarre. Sidenote: check out how much eye makeup Kelly is wearing! I think this is the new thing too, the "Raccoon McWaity Trend" where girls are doing really heavy eye makeup for daytime appearances and beyond. I blame Duchess Catherine. And Raccoon McPantless, but mostly Kate. Here's a shot of Kelly from behind - I love that she has a visible panty line. That makes me so happy for some reason, probably because I hate thongs. Kelly wears normal panties! YAY! Photos courtesy of WENN.

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