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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.5.11
- Samuel L. Jackson Golfing is What’s Been Missing From My Life
- Coldplay Banned Lindsay Lohan From Backstage
- Nicki Minaj’s Nipple Slip Has Destroyed The Very Fabric Of Our Society
- And Here’s Anne Hathaway As Catwoman In Broad Daylight
- Olivia Munn, The Power of Padded Bras and Other News
- Who Wants To See Neil Patrick Harris Sunbathing? You Know You Want To
- Rihanna’s Still in a Bikini
- It’s Anne Hathaway as Catwoman
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.5.11 Posted: 05 Aug 2011 02:30 PM PDT    Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring The Rock holding the largest gun I’ve ever seen in my life like he pulled it out of a goddamn cereal box, Blake Lively just absolutely loving my Samuel L. Jackson jokes, “moistened over with humor,” is the lie I’m going with, and just-released photos of Jennifer Read More ... |
| Samuel L. Jackson Golfing is What’s Been Missing From My Life Posted: 05 Aug 2011 01:24 PM PDT    Because I clearly suffer from a mental deficiency, I just spent the past 90 minutes coming up with captions for these random pics of Samuel L. Jackson at a two-day charity golf event in England. Because after you look at them, there’s no way you can sit there and not imagine him saying “motherfucker” in Read More ... |
| Coldplay Banned Lindsay Lohan From Backstage Posted: 05 Aug 2011 11:55 AM PDT    Thanks in no small-part to its inherent star-fucking, the California legal system has seen fit to make sure Lindsay Lohan can run over babies with abandon and drunkenly assault rehab workers after they catch her getting shitfaced in rehab with other alcoholics. Which is why stories like this not only restore my faith in humanity, Read More ... |
| Nicki Minaj’s Nipple Slip Has Destroyed The Very Fabric Of Our Society Posted: 05 Aug 2011 10:36 AM PDT    While performing on Good Morning America, Nicki Minaj’s nipple popped out, and ABC didn’t catch it in time for the east coast feed prompting the Parents Television Council to commence its Puritanical pants-shitting because anyone under 80 actually watches GMA and isn’t trained to skip the musical performances by now. – “Rock n’ roll, you Read More ... |
| And Here’s Anne Hathaway As Catwoman In Broad Daylight Posted: 05 Aug 2011 09:56 AM PDT    So remember when I joked about Warner Bros. only releasing a photo of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman because we’re probably hours away from seeing her in full costume in broad daylight? It’s been those hours. Here’s Anne – or possibly a stunt double, getting conflicting reports – driving the Batpod on the Pittsburgh set of The Read More ... |
| Olivia Munn, The Power of Padded Bras and Other News Posted: 05 Aug 2011 09:55 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Roseanne Barr is running for President. Until they cancel her reality show about nuts. - Octomom hates penis also, as it turns out. - Did Blake Lively get plastic surgery? Start your investigation here, but for God’s sake, only in the name of medical science. - Kate Upton vs. Read More ... |
| Who Wants To See Neil Patrick Harris Sunbathing? You Know You Want To Posted: 05 Aug 2011 08:18 AM PDT    “Doogie, dear, why are they taking our picture now? The sparkle luau isn’t until 11:30.” “Let them. My cock bulge looks perfect in this light. Absolutely perfect…” I like to think of this site as a friend to the gay community because religion is an asshole and anyone who doesn’t understand homosexuality is a perfectly natural occurrence Read More ... |
| Posted: 05 Aug 2011 07:33 AM PDT    On Monday, we watched Rihanna slap on a festive bikini and show the world that Barbados is still the drunken simulated butt sex capital of the world – Suck it, Uruguay! – so here she is yesterday where I can only assume her family finally found her washed up on shore, punching a sea turtle Read More ... |
| It’s Anne Hathaway as Catwoman Posted: 05 Aug 2011 06:33 AM PDT    Probably because she was spotted yesterday on the surprisingly way-out-in-the-open set of The Dark Knight Rises, Warner Bros. released the first official image of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman/Selina Kyle this morning which means we’re only hours away from looking at her prance around Pittsburgh in broad daylight. But let’s focus on the Read More ... |
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