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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.8.11
- Ke$ha Has Samantha Ronson’s Attention
- BREAKING: Catwoman is a Stripper
- Rihanna Should Never Leave Barbados
- It’s Really This Easy, Ladies: An Alexander Skarsgard Public Service Announcment
- Why Hello, Lacey Schwimmer.. No, Over Here and Other News
- Kanye West: ‘Stop Calling Me Hitler, I’m Michael Jordan!’
- Justin & Selena Are Getting Married!
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.8.11 Posted: 08 Aug 2011 02:15 PM PDT    “Babe, could you please stop making eye contact with the perverts staring at Minka Kelly? They can’t ejaculate when you do that.” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring adorable, little Suri Cruise pushing her daddy in her stroller, Sinead O’Connor sticking it to the Catholic Church through the power of borderline obesity, My So Read More ... |
| Ke$ha Has Samantha Ronson’s Attention Posted: 08 Aug 2011 01:02 PM PDT    So that’s what you need to find the clitoris. It all makes sense now… When Photo Boy and I were in college, a mutual friend dated a chick who used to get bombed out after one drink and pretend to play what could only be referred to as “The Muff Guitar” – Naturally he married her Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Catwoman is a Stripper Posted: 08 Aug 2011 11:36 AM PDT    “Just a few more shifts, Selena, and then you can finally afford cat college. Granted, you’ve had the money for a while, let’s just do a few more, for at least another year. — Two more years, two more years and we’re out.” Via Batman-News.com and by breaking I, of course, mean Friday: Catwoman is apparently one Read More ... |
| Rihanna Should Never Leave Barbados Posted: 08 Aug 2011 09:42 AM PDT    Here’s a still-swimwear clad Rihanna in Barbados over the weekend where she also performed for her homeland and continued to convince me that bending over suggestively is how these people say, “Hello.” So thanks to America’s credit being downgraded because one half of our political system has decided to demonstrate to the world just how Read More ... |
| It’s Really This Easy, Ladies: An Alexander Skarsgard Public Service Announcment Posted: 08 Aug 2011 08:30 AM PDT |
| Why Hello, Lacey Schwimmer.. No, Over Here and Other News Posted: 08 Aug 2011 07:39 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Rob McElhenney got fat for It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia for reasons that sound awfully hipster-ish, but I’ll let it slide for now. - Jane Fonda on the other hand, ain’t having it. - David Beckham’s daughter will forever be in his clavicle? - Tyra Banks’s novel about modeling is Read More ... |
| Kanye West: ‘Stop Calling Me Hitler, I’m Michael Jordan!’ Posted: 08 Aug 2011 07:38 AM PDT    Do I even need a setup here? Kanye West opened his mouth and crazy come out in a heavy ego sauce. Via TMZ: “I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m fucking insane … like I’m Hitler.” He continued, “One day the light will shine through and Read More ... |
| Justin & Selena Are Getting Married! Posted: 08 Aug 2011 06:54 AM PDT    As the world slowly dissolved around them, Justin whispered into her ear two simple words, “I’m ovulating.” So, I know I might have said something about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez getting married, but I was just trying to milk Internet traffic, all the Internet traffic capture how The Teen Choice Awards demographic (Read: Girls ages Read More ... |
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