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- Hot Guy Friday: May we all have a little Irish in us
- Mila Kunis works a leather skirt for the ‘Black Swan’ photo call
- Jared Leto in a skirt: totally cute, or “put it away, meth-head”?
- Project Runway’s final three designers revealed: A Rant With Spoilers
- Jon Hamm loves to let his junk swing & his lack of underwear is causing problems
- Are Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson already engaged?
- Madonna goes clubbing with her new boyfriend Brahim
- Will Helena Bonham Carter campaign for an Oscar, or is she too eccentric?
- Sister Wife #2 was married to wife #1’s brother before she married the same guy
- Will Tom Hardy star in the completely unnecessary ‘Total Recall’ remake?
| Hot Guy Friday: May we all have a little Irish in us Posted: 22 Oct 2010 08:29 AM PDT
I know it's a little "on the nose" and I usually like to mix things up a bit, but after last week's love-in for Scottish dong, I thought we'd travel a few hundred miles for a tribute to Irish dong. We're going to need all the shamrocks and leprechauns we can get to walk away from this HGF without getting pregnant with an adorable Irish baby. To lead off our magical dong tour, I thought we'd start with some vintage Peter O'Toole. O'Toole is one of those men who we often forget was once one of the most beautiful men EVER. We forget because he's such a decrepit (and fabulous!) old fart now. I mean, I never would have predicted that he would still be alive and kickin' it at this point, but there you go. Interesting O'Toole side note: it is long believed that before he did Lawrence of Arabia, he had a nose job to make himself look more "English". Also: his eyes! Goodness, he was pretty.
Next, we have Colin Farrell. I'll admit, I'm more jazzed about Colin because he's newly single, and it's just a matter of time before he gets one of us pregnant. Plus… you know, the sex tape. And what it revealed. Mm…
You might not know Michael Fassbender, but he is Irish. Half-Irish, half-German, to be exact. He was born in Germany and raised in Ireland, and… well, he's just gorgeous. He's also our friend Agent Bedhead's forever dong!
Now, I know Jonathan Rhys Meyers is crazy, and he obviously has issues, and tragically, he often photographs like he's jacked up on some crazy sh-t. But he's also got such a strange, unusual beauty. It's like he's fragile and delicate in one moment, and then in the next he's a cold, sexy bastard. It's weird.
Speaking of weird/hot, how about that freaky Irish bastard Cillian Murphy? I mean… yes, I would hit it. But I would also keep my pepper spray handy, just in case the f-cker tried to stab me. He’s an attractive man, but he consistently photographs as “creepy.”
This one is just for me - Irish singer Damien Rice. He's a ginger! And I f-cking love his voice and he listen to him constantly. He's my sexy little Irish folk singer. And one of his sexiest songs is "Coconut Skins". Tell me you don't love him. Try.
Here’s a jumble of some great Irish blokes, from Liam Neeson to Gabriel Byrne to Pierce Brosnan. LOVE THESE MEN.
Okay, I hope we've complete Irish Dong Day to everyone's satisfaction. Let's move on! Next we have a little Eric Bana, because I have the feeling a lot of you bitches are Trekkies or something, and you love him for that. But I love him because he's really handsome, and he seems like a sweetheart.
A little Boris Kodjoe to make everything real nice. And man, this dude can dress! He really knows the value of a tailored suit.
LL Cool J - one of my “forever dongs”. However, I don’t love him enough to watch NCIS: LA. I just can’t!
A little Dave Matthews, by request. Everyone swears he's a really nice guy. I find him hot in a completely average, dude-you-would-meet-at-a-coffee-shop kind of way.
You bitches were all over Chris Pine the other day, so I'm going to give you my favorite of the interchangeable Dudes Named Chris, Chris Evans. Evans is far superior, in my opinion. He's funny, he's socially aware in a real way, and he's our new Captain America!
Jason Isaacs, by request:
Eddie Cahill, also by request. He’s a cutie.
Mekhi Phifer, because I don’t think we’ve ever done him…? And he’s got a great smile. And the rest of him is pretty nice too.
Just sneaking in a little Gerard Butler, because I can't help myself:
Simon Pegg, by request. F-cking Trekkies.
A little Kurt Russell, because I do find him attractive.
Um, have you ever seen Kurt Russell and Goldie’s son Wyatt? Ah… this boy is cute!
We got this one massive request listing several Bollywood actors. Now, I don’t have anything against Indian men - I am a half-Indian woman, and I think Indians in general are very attractive. But there’s something about Bollywood… the CHEESE, my god, it just kills the sexy. Anyway, here are some assorted Indian actors, from the top it’s Hrithik Roshan, then Arjun Rampal, then Milind Soman. Try not to let Bollywood kill the sexy:
Paul Rudd is so cute! He’s everybody’s boyfriend.
Viggo Mortensen might be perfect. MIGHT. All I know is that these photos gave my vagina a fever.
Just a taste of Hill Harper:
Some Wentworth Miller, by request… he was really good when he guested on Law & Order: SVU:
Josh Hartnett, by request. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a really good-looking guy. Even more so when he shaves and wears nice clothes. Unfortunately, he’s usually an unkempt dirt-lip, and he hates his own hotness. Own it, bitch.
And now some Gael Garcia Bernal, just for me:
Some Gary Oldman:
Here’s another one just for me…Amaury Nolasco. Mama like.
This guy, Johnny Tri Nguyen is a Vietnamese actor who is some kind of kung fu master. And… um… he’s really f-cking hot.
A little Sam Elliott, by request:
These are a few new Benicio del Toro pics… he doesn’t look his best, but… yeah, I still would. Forever and ever. And it would be really good too.
To finish things off, I thought we would mix it up, but only slightly. As I was looking through photos of Colin Firth, I realized that I don’t show him nearly enough love, because the man really is quite amazing and sweet and talented and incredible. So I give you my Hot British Guy Trilogy: Colin, Clive Owen, and David Gandy. Enjoy, and have a good weekend!
Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images. |
| Mila Kunis works a leather skirt for the ‘Black Swan’ photo call Posted: 22 Oct 2010 08:29 AM PDT
These are photos from today's London Film Festival photo call for The Black Swan, which is probably one of the bigger "Oscar bait" films this year. Critics are already saying Natalie Portman will likely get a Best Actress nomination for her work, but Natalie didn't show up to promote the film today! Instead, we get my lover Vincent Cassel (love) and little Mila Kunis. Mila has been MIA in promotional duties thus far, so it's nice to see her getting some press - this is probably her bid for Best Supporting Actress, although I doubt that will happen. Mila is rocking the hell out of that leather skirt too - I love that skirt. It's the perfect length, and the perfect fit. She doesn't look biker chick, but it doesn't look demure either. The blouse is meh, but whatever. It's all about the skirt.
Vincent Cassel, meanwhile, is still rocking my world. I've been pleasantly surprised with how much press he's been doing for the film. He looks very interesting in his role as the ballet coach/trainer/whatever dude. Intense and sexy and brooding and mean. Too bad he's just so lovely!
Sigh… Le Cassel. I want him, and I want the leather skirt. By the way, producers just released four new posters for Black Swan… and they're kind of awesome. Old-school and beautiful, like pieces of art.
Photos courtesy of WENN, posters courtesy of Digital Spy. |
| Jared Leto in a skirt: totally cute, or “put it away, meth-head”? Posted: 22 Oct 2010 07:52 AM PDT
Michael K at Dlisted is happy about this. Jared Leto twit-pic'd this photo of himself with the line "Real Men Wear Skirts". I have no doubt that real men wear skirts - I've known several real men that not only loved the occasional skirt, but liked some eye-makeup too. But my real question: does Jared Leto look good here? Yes, he's "tight" and he's got some awesome muscles… but he also looks really, really thin. Like meth-head thin. I've been wondering about Jared for a while - lately he's been looking more and more drawn and more and more cracked-out. Perhaps he's just really busy. Perhaps he just uses occasionally. Perhaps he's blitzed out of him mind and he loves to wear skirts, because why not? Ugh. But I am happy to see his hair a nice shade of brown. That bleached blonde Mohawk crap had to go. He looked like such a poseur. Now he looks authentic… authentically cracked-out.
Header photos courtesy of Jared Leto's Twitter. |
| Project Runway’s final three designers revealed: A Rant With Spoilers Posted: 22 Oct 2010 07:34 AM PDT
*THIS ENTIRE POST IS A SPOILER FOR LAST NIGHT'S PROJECT RUNWAY* Jesus Christ, did you watch the final elimination on Project Runway last night? What. The. F-ck. It was all kinds of wrong what happened to Michael! Okay, let me recap: on last week's episode, they rejected WhatsIt, the young girl who was stuck in a rut designing every. Single. Piece. Like it was lingerie. So she needed to go, but I was really, really, REALLY hoping that Gretchen would go home too, but I was forced to wait until this week to really PRAY TO GOD that Gretchen would get sent home. She is one of the WORST designers to ever make it this far. And yes, I know she made a couple of cute pieces early in the season, and those pieces were somehow good enough to carry her through several challenges where she failed spectacularly. So yes, I was just watching PR at this point just because I wanted Gretchen to fail, just as I watched and waited to see that nasty little bitch Ivy fail. I wanted Gretchen to get sent home even more though - she's such a cold little psychopath, trash-talking every other designer all the way through the competition. Perhaps it wouldn't be so bad if she actually had the goods to back up her sizable ego - but she doesn't. She's a horrible f-cking designer. Her clothes always look so, so cheap, she has absolutely no eye for color or for pattern, and her basic design skills blow. She needs a new profession. But instead of getting one, she has her sh-tty, cheap designs applauded by Heidi Klum (and it seems like Heidi is the only one who really likes them at this point). Also: I hated how Gretchen emotionally unloaded on Tim Gunn when he came to visit her, like her life was in chaos because she's such a noble struggling artist. She's struggling because people are tired of dealing with her, because she's a horrible designer and a really evil, unprofessional bitch. The whole interlude with Tim was her design to play on his (and our) heartstrings, and it was bullsh-t. And so the final show happened… and it was disappointing overall. I like both Mondo and Andy, and I think one of them is going to win, and I've felt that way for weeks. So it was pretty much down to Gretchen or Michael, and I had hopes that Michael would deliver. Now, the judges seemed to hate Michael's clothes, and I don't know why, really. The feather skirt wasn't great, but I loved the silk dress, and I thought his pants-and-shredded blouse were really beautiful, like vintage Escada. Yes, he was working in a very narrow color palette - so what? If he was only working with black, I bet there would have been no complaints. Beyond Michael's stuff, Gretchen's outfits were THE WORST. Worse than Andy's cheesy little bikini. Worse than Mondo's bizarre turquoise top with pink piping. Gretchen's three looks were HIDEOUS. They looked like sh-t you would find in a Santa Fe flea market, or worse, Wal-Mart. They were cheap. They were unflattering. They were ugly. And Gretchen got to move ahead to the final three. And Michael was cut!!! Such bullsh-t. And Michael was absolutely devastated too, sobbing and having a breakdown, so much so that I was sobbing and Mondo was crying and Andy was crying and Gretchen… sat there with that smug little look on her f-cked up face. Bitch. Team Michael. So basically, I just have to watch the finale now just because at long last, Gretchen needs to have her smug, unprofessional, nasty ass handed to her. Nina Garcia needs to start trying to pull some rank on Heidi. This is ridiculous. If Gretchen WINS, I will no longer watch Project Runway. I swear.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Jon Hamm loves to let his junk swing & his lack of underwear is causing problems Posted: 22 Oct 2010 07:06 AM PDT
A little while ago, we had some new Jon Hamm photos, and as an after-thought, I noted that Jon Hamm's bulge was looking particularly glorious in his jeans. This item was picked up by Gawker, who ran a "photographic investigation" into the state of The Hamm's package. Turns out, there's lots of Hamm Bulge photos, and there is much visual evidence to suggest that Our Beloved Hamm is well-endowed. Now we have another piece of evidence - the National Enquirer claims that The Hamm hates to wear underwear, preferring to let his large dong fly freely. God Bless America.
[From The National Enquirer] Yes, it's so hilarious that I'm drooling. It's so hilarious that I’m going to fly to LA and apply for a job in Mad Men's costuming department. Sweet Jesus. I've heard many well-endowed men claim that they hate wearing underwear in general, and anything tight or restricting in general. You would think that boxers would be the obvious choice for the well-endowed man, but I guess when you're Jon Hamm, you want to share the bulging goodness with everyone. The Hamm really is an American hero. By the way, I was just trying to find some good shots of his bulge. Your eye is drawn to it, right?
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Are Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson already engaged? Posted: 22 Oct 2010 06:35 AM PDT
These are some new photos of Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson out and about last night. Okay, I know I've been calling Eric a loser, and maybe he is, but I do like that he's affectionate with Jess and I also kind of like that he's not scared by her public declarations of love. Jess has had a string of boyfriends who didn't even want to be seen in public with her, so Eric must be a nice change, and for that, I'm happy for her. Meanwhile, Eric's divorce was recently finalized, and so there have been lots of rumors going around that Jessica and Eric are already engaged, or about to be engaged. Gossip Cop shot that down:
[From Gossip Cop] Well… I'll buy that they aren't engaged… for now. But I think it will happen. I think Eric is "the one" - meaning he isn't embarrassed to be seen with her, he seems fine with her being the one who works, and he doesn't have enough of a personality to really be bothered by Jessica's intellectual limitations. The One! I see a Christmas engagement.
Photos courtesy of Fame & Bauer-Griffin. |
| Madonna goes clubbing with her new boyfriend Brahim Posted: 22 Oct 2010 05:37 AM PDT
There was some confusion the other day about whether Madonna had a new boyfriend named Brahim, and which Brahim was actually her "boyfriend." As it turns out, there is one guy named Brahim Zaibat who is a 24-year-old break dancer and back-up dancer. Zaibat was photographed with Madonna several days ago. And then last night, Madge was photographed with the other Brahim, Brahim Rachiki, or at least that's how WENN identifies this guy. Although… he looks a lot like the guy X17 identified as Zaibat. This is so confusing! Let's just say that Jesus Luz is officially over, and that Madonna has a new boy-toy who is either 33 years old or 24 years old, and that she went clubbing with her new guy last night in London. I think we can also safely say, trend-watchers, that Dudes Named Brahim are officially "in style". Take notes. Brahim is being identified as this dude, in black:
I will also say this - Madonna's face has settled in very well, at long last. I'll also say that the bitch needs to get her roots done.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Will Helena Bonham Carter campaign for an Oscar, or is she too eccentric? Posted: 22 Oct 2010 05:12 AM PDT
Since you guys enjoyed yesterday's Helena Bonham Carter (and Colin Firth) post so much, you get another one! Yesterday was not only the photocall for The King's Speech, but they also did the UK premiere yesterday too, at the London Film Festival. Helena wore Vivienne Westwood, of course, to the premiere… and I don't hate it. The skirt is actually really interesting. I would have liked to have seen the whole outfit in black, but since it's HBC, I'll live with the tartan. I actually laughed the whole time I looked through the photos from the premiere - HBC is making hilarious faces throughout most of the photos, and you can tell that Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush really enjoy each other's company. At times it seems like… HBC is going to push an attitude, though. And that worries me. It's one thing to be quirky and eccentric, but it's another if you promote a film - a film that is a wonderful chance for HBC to get an Oscar - like you're too good for everybody else, or that you're over it. We'll see.
Meanwhile, Colin Firth was looking especially dashing and lovely. He walked most of the red carpet with his beautiful wife Livia, and then he posed with HBC and Rush.
Firth and Rush might have gone to second base at one point:
And Hugh Dancy and his wife Claire Danes made it to the premiere too. Claire is in Prada. And neither of them are in the film…? Weird.
If I can just take a moment to judge the potential Oscar campaign… let me say Colin is in very good shape. He's being dashing and charming through red carpets and photo calls, he's being a good sport about his promotional duties, and he's playing the King of England during World War II. All of this is catnip to Oscar voters. Please give this man an Oscar. I don't really care if HBC gets one - and I suspect she doesn't care either - but I really, really want Colin to win.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Sister Wife #2 was married to wife #1’s brother before she married the same guy Posted: 22 Oct 2010 04:50 AM PDT
[From Star's Website] Two weeks ago Star had an exclusive interview with a woman who used to be one Kody’s brother many wives. (She left and was cut off from her kids for years. It was a heartbreaking story.) So I think they have a good source and that this information about Janelle’s first marriage is solid. However I think Star is so off the mark by claiming that there’s still tension between Janelle and Meri over the fact that Janelle was married to Meri’s brother over 20 years ago. Meri introduced Janelle to Kody so if she had an issue with her ex sister-in-law she never would have made her a “sister wife”. You wonder, though, why this little fact was kept secret from producers and the public. Janelle is my favorite on that show and I love her take on life and how logical and well spoken she is. She seems too good for this kind of situation, but if anything she makes polygamy look like a positive life choice rather than the oppressive trap it so often is for women.
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| Will Tom Hardy star in the completely unnecessary ‘Total Recall’ remake? Posted: 22 Oct 2010 04:45 AM PDT
These are some new photos of babe Tom Hardy in Canada yesterday. Damn, he looks good enough to eat, right? I like his hair right now. I also like the hint of his awesome body through his baggy clothes. I like his lips. F-ck, I like everything about him. Anyway, Tom Hardy is in serious demand these days. He's the new Sam Worthington! Hopefully not - hopefully he's even better than Worthington. Tom is lucky enough to have the eye of Christopher Nolan, and Tom is pretty much guaranteed a part in the third Nolan Batman film. The question is, who is Hardy playing? What character? No one knows. I was looking through some comic-book sites, and from what I could see, Hardy might be playing anyone from The Riddler to Clayface to Deadshot… and there are like five other possibilities. You've got to hand it to Nolan, he knows how to keep his sh-t tight. Also - remember Total Recall? With Arnold Schwarzenegger? I do. I've seen it so many times, and it actually is a cool kind of sci-fi action film, especially with the Kuato special effects (the little guy who came out of a man's belly). Anyway, Hollywood is remaking that sh-t, because they've run out of ideas and because they're boring. And Tom Hardy is one of the actors being considered, along with Colin Farrell and Michael Fassbender (both of whom make this week's HGF). So… something to look forward to?
Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.      |
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