Friday, October 29, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


I Call It, ‘The Wookie Wallet’

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 02:55 PM PDT

   
wook·iee wal·let noun. – Clothed labial protrusion lacking the delicacy of a camel toe nor the majesty of a moose knuckle. Hey, look at the Wookie wallet on Khloe Kardashian. It could pull the ears off a Gundark. Wookie wallet. Photos: Fame, INFdaily Read More ...

What’s Up, Rihanna? And Other News

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 02:08 PM PDT

   
- Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife is having an awesome year. - And this isn’t helping. - Taylor Swift doesn’t deny Jake Gyllenhaal rumors. - Sarah Shahi is in a bikini. - Kim Kardashian won’t get naked again, but will walk around in see-through shirt so you can see her bra. Makes sense. Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Knows Which Noses to Scratch

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 01:13 PM PDT

   
Presumably filmed before she entered rehab, Lindsay Lohan appears in a new Judd Apatow-directed PSA for the American Jewish World Service where she cracks two painfully unfunny jokes, one of them about being paid. (Ha! Get it? Because she’s unhireable.) Of course, this is a surprisingly shrewd move on her part, but if the Jews Read More ...

Why I Don’t Believe The Christine O’Donnell One-Night Stand Story

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 11:30 AM PDT

   
With only a few days left before Election Day, Gawker has strangely decided to run an anonymous account from a man claiming he was offered a one-night stand three years ago by Delaware Republican Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell which is supposed to be shocking because of her 30-odd years of abstinence and all that anti-masturbation Read More ...

Who Wants to See Too Much of Kanye?

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 10:09 AM PDT

   
So remember when word got out that Kanye West was sending female fans photos of his penis ala Brett Favre? MediaTakeout.com got a hold of them. I’ve posted one for your viewing pleasure because if there’s one thing this site has been missing, it’s African-American men exposing themselves. I honestly never believed I had the Read More ...

Christina Hendricks is THICK FIRE

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 09:19 AM PDT

   
Here’s Christina Hendricks on the set of Drive yesterday where her character takes part in some sort of heist because nothing’s more discreet than a massive redhead with jugs so big, squeezing her into white trash clothing can’t even hide them. Case in point, there’s guys two blocks away stopping in their tracks and going, Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Was Yelling The ‘N’ Word Now

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 08:14 AM PDT

   
Seen here leaving the set of She Wants Me yesterday, Charlie Sheen was apparently acting even crazier than earlier reports suggested the night he was found passed out naked in a trashed hotel room with a hooker/porn star hiding in the bathroom. RadarOnline reports: "He was punching the walls of the hotel room and going crazy Read More ...

Robert Downey Jr. Has Everyone’s Backs

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 07:00 AM PDT

   
While Robert Downey Jr. might be one of the most badass people in Hollywood at the moment, there still comes a price for being arrested in a hotel room with nothing but a pile of cocaine and a Wonder Woman costume. And that price is constantly being badgered about troubled celebrities whenever you’re on the Read More ...

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