Saturday, October 30, 2010

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Posted: 26 Oct 2010 10:09 AM PDT

Love True Blood as much as we do? Then you’ll probably drool over this prize pack. We’re giving two lucky fans of Crushable on Facebook a True Blood graphic novel signed by its three creators and a bottle of Tru Blood blood orange flavored drink. To enter to win, simply click here and hit the “Like” button before 5 p.m. EST on Sunday, November 7.

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Stalk Exchange: Olivia Munn's Junk Bonds Are On the Rise

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 08:22 PM PDT

Outside of Attack of the Show fans, Olivia Munn was relatively unknown before this year. But when Jon Stewart picked her to be a new correspondent on The Daily Show, he inadvertently stepped on feminist minefield. Soon bloggers and comedy writers were at war, mostly over the assertion that Munn was hired more for her looks than her comedic chops.

It’s been about four months since Munn joined The Daily Show, and while she’s been mostly unremarkable as a correspondent, she’s got a big gig this weekend, and there are more than a few signals lately that Jezebel’s issue with The Daily Show's Woman Problem can’t keep the girl down.

Today, Olivia will join the rest of The Daily Show’s correspondents to helm "The Rally to Restore Sanity." This event is going to put her in front of millions of people who would otherwise not watch The Daily Show. And while she may not have the comedic pedigree of all the women who weren’t chosen to join Jon Stewart in Washington, if she performs well, she could soon be a much more common household name.

Munn’s testosterone friendly humor was a big hit on G4’s Attack of the Show. But at Comedy Central, her hiring sparked controversy. And that might be the key to her making it in Hollywood as well.

This week, Us Weekly printed a rumor that Munn is in the middle of a love triangle with Hollywood power couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. It’s since been refuted, but whoever planted that story had Munn’s reputation in mind:

“The insider tells Us the two ‘had amazing sex’ that night.”

In addition to that gratuitous piece of sexual information, this month Munn will grace the November issue of Nylon magazine. In addition to her role as The Daily Show’s  “Senior Asian Correspondent,” Munn will star in Perfect Couples, a new NBC drama, starting in January.

And today, there’s something else to look forward to. Munn promises TV Guide:

“If we can get Rally to Restore Sanity to trend on Twitter that week, I’m going to do Red Rover with everyone who wants to come out.”

Of course, if she sounds like an idiot during the rally, Olivia might not make a great impression on the American people. But considering that’s sort of her schtick, she’ll probably be ok anyway.

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Stalk Exchange: Olivia Munn's Junk Bonds Are On the Rise

Daily WTF: Emma Roberts' Crocodile Shadow

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 06:28 PM PDT

Yesterday while Emma Roberts was out shopping in Beverly Hills, a man with a giant crocodile mask followed her around and shadowed her movements for the afternoon. As far as we can tell from the gallery of photos that resulted from the random guy’s antics, Emma had no idea that this was happening behind her as the paparazzi snapped away.

But at least she’s better off than the dude who has nothing better to do than wander around behind Emma Roberts for a day mimicking her mannerisms…

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Daily WTF: Emma Roberts' Crocodile Shadow

Celeb Tweetup: Spooky Freaks and Pimps

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 02:13 PM PDT

Halloween is the scariest time of the year besides tax auditing time, but it’s also a fun time to work out your weirdest fantasies! Always wanted to be a pimp, but are too much of a wimp? Wanted to be weird but are too mainstream? Wanted to be your ex-girlfriend but not develop a coke habit? It’s time for celebrities to celebrate Halloween on Twitter!

We’re bummed: We got invited to Vinny’s (@VinnyGuadagnino) Halloween party but couldn’t make it. Wish we’d seen the pimp outfit in person!

Kristen Chenoweth (@KChenoweth) is either missing an @ tag, or is telling us all to go see a doctor. Scary.

Samantha Ronson (@samantharonson) is going as Lindsay Lohan for Halloween.

Adrian Grenier thinks he’s a “freak” now. Also, “disciplined.”

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Celeb Tweetup: Spooky Freaks and Pimps

Crushable Commenter Of The Week: Magda, Drunk Texter

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 01:40 PM PDT

In this week’s Textual Healing, Amanda regaled us with tales of drunk texting. Crushable commenter Magda replied with a pretty traumatic experience of her own. And it happens to be Halloween related! This is why Magda’s is our commenter of the week:

Hahaha.. Once, a couple of years ago, at a halloween party a friend told me that a couple of months previously i had made out with a guy friend of ours at a party. I was extremely drunk at that party, as i was at the halloween party. I decided to text my guy friend, "Ewww! So-n-so said we kissed at that party." To which he responded, "no We didnt." So then i said, "THANK GOD! Because i do NOT find you sexually attractive AT ALL!"

In the morning i found it to be incredibly funny if painfully honest. I really didnt think it would be a big deal since said guy on several occassions had told me how cool i would be if i was a guy and we had established that we had a very brother sister relationship. However, i underestimated his conciet because he was fuming at me for several weeks because apparently i bruised his ego by not wanting to be all over him. (He later admitted that we did make out, he just denied it).

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Crushable Commenter Of The Week: Magda, Drunk Texter

Rant: I Barely Know You. Please Stop Asking Me For Money.

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 01:41 PM PDT

The internet has made it amazingly easy to share things. Also, to ask for things. Like favors and charitable donations.

Asking for money online is a lot better than doing it in person. And between services like Kickstarter and PayPal, microdonations are helping people raise large amounts of money for great (and not so great) causes. And that is just fine with me.

But like most any human interaction, people need to exercise a little restraint before sending out their money grubbing emails.

Dear Former Coworker Who Never Spoke To Me When We Shared An Office, But Is Now Running A Triathlon And Wants My Money: I am talking to you.

I don’t know how you got my personal email address. And you never sent me a note to wish me well when I got laid off. But now you want money from me so you can reach your charity goals? Kindly fuck off.

It’s one thing to put out a generic message to your Twitter stream asking for donations to your favorite charity. It’s another entirely to trawl your email address book for every acquaintance you’ve ever met and hit them up for money so you can avoid paying for a race bib. It’s great that your running some huge marathon, or bike race, or whatever the hell crazy athletic feat you’re attempting. But if I don’t know you, I don’t want to pay for it.

And yes, Random Comedian From My Improv Class Who’s Trying To Start A New Theater Company Through Facebook Donations: This also applies to you. We took one class together. You seemed nice enough, until I clicked through your Facebook links and actually saw your “web show.” Oh my goodness. I don’t think you should be doing that anymore.

I politely ignored your first request for funds. But now it’s getting to the point where I have a message from you every other day. And yes, I  know we haven’t spoken in awhile. But I don’t want to give you money.Even if $5 would really make such a difference.

I actually don’t think you should be starting a theater company. I think you should probably get a day job. And it’s simply not cute that you think I should pay for your bad comedy. I’m sorry.

As a final note, I’d love to leave you with Nick Kroll’s excellent diatribe against coworkers asking for charitable donations from last week’s episode of The League. But it’s not online yet. So I’ll leave you with a few of his wise words:

"I don't negotiate with charity terrorists, it's almost a jihad against my wallet"

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Rant: I Barely Know You. Please Stop Asking Me For Money.

Crush This: More Hamm And Buble Please, Lorne Michaels!

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 02:27 PM PDT

Crush This is your weekly guide to what’s coming up in music, movies and TV in the next week. CMJ is over and New York will certainly miss the buzz of a million concerts going on, but there is a lot to look forward to in the following week…espeically on television.

  • For those of you who are still grieving the loss of Mad Men, there is a faint light at the end of the tunnel. Jon Hamm is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend with Rihanna as musical guest! I mean, it won’t be just like watching Don Draper, but sometimes in hardships one must make sacrifices. But that is not all SNL has to offer this upcoming week…
  • Finally, women are being recognized (just kidding). Tune into NBC on Saturday at 11:30 PM to watch some of the funniest women in comedy, such as Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig. NBC is hosting their second ever tribute to the funny women of SNL! Which means 30 Rock star Tina Fey will return to SNL in this two hour estrogen filled tribute. And the best part? They will be doing a skit channeling their best Real Housewives.
  • OK, so this Sunday is Halloween. If you’re reading this, you’re probably too old to trick-or-treat. So what will you do on Sunday night? Go see Saw VII! I think we all know exactly what to expect in the seventh movie of this series. But how will this one stand apart from the rest? It’s in 3D. Good save, Saw. But for those of you out there who hate Halloween, there is a TV channel you can turn to without being forced to sit through a horror movie. On the 31st, TBS is having an all day movie marathon of the least scary movies ever, such as Father of the Bride, Titanic, Forrest Gump and more.
  • But for those of you who do love Halloween and all movies that come with it, movies that are both fun and scary are available to you all weekend right from your couch. Starting tonight at 7 PM, FX is showing two movies from the Halloween series. On Saturday, the children’s classic Hocus Pocus is on ABC Family and 8 and 10 PM. On Sunday, don’t miss Beetlejuice on Nickelodeon at 7 PM to see some sexy, old school Alec Baldwin.

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Crush This: More Hamm And Buble Please, Lorne Michaels!

Spirit Hoods Come to Crushable

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 01:21 PM PDT


Best Friday EVER! Our long-awaited Spirit Hoods have arrived, which means that over the course of next week we’ll be hanging out in the Barnes and Noble self-help section and various other fun locales, per your request. We’ll also be talking to Spirit Hood founders to hear what motivated them to create the best head/scarf/glove combo ever.

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Spirit Hoods Come to Crushable

The Daily WTF: Tabloid Needlepoints

Posted: 29 Oct 2010 01:19 PM PDT


Aw, a needlepoint, how quaint. Wait a second, that’s not a seascape… it’s Anna Nicole Smith! An artist named Alicia Ross has created embroideries of some of the tabloids’ finest, from Lady Gaga to convicted murderer Amanda Knox. Vulture’s got the whole gallery in all its crafty glory.

That’s funny, our grandma totally did the same thing in her time. I think she still has that doily of Jack the Ripper somewhere.

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The Daily WTF: Tabloid Needlepoints

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