Friday, October 22, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


That Russian Spy Chick is in Maxim

Posted: 22 Oct 2010 02:35 PM PDT

   
I don’t know much about the Anna Chapman spy story, and apparently neither does Wikipedia, but based solely on this spread in Maxim Russia could it really have been that bad? I mean, the Cold War ended 20 years ago. Unless the Russians are secretly developing a more delicious vodka, I don’t think we have Read More ...

Amy Winehouse Actually Looks Like a Model and Other News

Posted: 22 Oct 2010 01:21 PM PDT

   
- Liam Neeson will replace Mel Gibson in The Hangover 2. That was freakishly fast. - Antoine Dodson is a creature of our own device. - Jake Gyllenhaal should’ve been all over this. That’s my opinion. - Candice Swanepoel is in her underwear. - And so is Kate Moss. - Read More ...

Paris Hilton Found a Costume

Posted: 22 Oct 2010 12:39 PM PDT

   
Here’s Paris Hilton at Trashy Lingerie in Los Angeles yesterday where she tried on various Halloween costumes including a slutty sailor outfit. Which is convenient because she has her own barnacles. *rimshot* In the meantime, is it me, or does Paris actually have an ass now? I could’ve sworn it was impossible for her to Read More ...

Kim Kardashian’s Doing Everybody

Posted: 22 Oct 2010 12:06 PM PDT

   
Coming on the heels – PUNS! – that Kim Kardashian has been seeing John Mayer, rumors are circulating that she’s also letting Kanye West go for a ride on the moon bounce she calls an ass. (He was photographed leaving her birthday yacht party just last night.) Of course, her people are denying it which Read More ...

Taylor Momsen Flashes Audience Her Chest. On Purpose.

Posted: 22 Oct 2010 10:43 AM PDT

   
Taylor Momsen and her band The Pretty Reckless performed at Don Hill’s in New York City last night where she felt it’d be a great idea to almost send the entire audience to jail by flashing them her underage breasts. Fortunately – in the legal sense – they were covered with pasties, according to Hollywood Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Ducks Jail, Ordered to Rehab

Posted: 22 Oct 2010 09:40 AM PDT

   
And she pulled it off. Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to remain in rehab at the Betty Ford Center until January 3, 2011, according to TMZ. She was in court today (above) for failing two drug tests which many hilariously speculated would land her back in jail. But in all seriousness, this actually seems like the Read More ...

Bradley Cooper Supported Mel Gibson ‘Hangover’ Cameo

Posted: 22 Oct 2010 08:55 AM PDT

   
As the entire entertainment circuit catches up to the Zach Galifianakis Comedy Death-Ray interview, which is looking more and more like him agreeing to be the fall guy for ditching Mel Gibson’s The Hangover 2 cameo, everyone’s publicists are scrambling to make it known their clients were against it the whole time. Except for Bradley Read More ...

Michael Lohan Conveniently Survives Knife Attack

Posted: 22 Oct 2010 08:05 AM PDT

 
On the eve of Lindsay Lohan’s 35th probation hearing (I lost count.), Michael Lohan was allegedly attacked by a knife-wielding senior citizen who not only called him in advance, but supposedly did it to keep Michael away from Lindsay today. TMZ reports: Michael claims he was attacked outside his home in Santa Monica, CA. Michael told Read More ...

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