Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Like It Never Even Happened

Posted: 26 Oct 2010 03:35 PM PDT

   
Charlie Sheen had eight days left on his probation for attacking his ex-wife Brooke Mueller last Christmas, so you’d assume something like drunkenly trashing a hotel room while a hooker hid in the closet would probably constitute some sort of violation. Except, surprise! That would require actual police officers who weren’t starstruck by a guy Read More ...

Jake Gyllenhaal Has Sex With This And Other News

Posted: 26 Oct 2010 02:44 PM PDT

   
- I’m on board with this. - Pulpo Paul sleeps with the fishes now. Or more accurately doesn’t, but just go with it. - Kim Kardashian can wear leather pants? - Karissa Shannon looks like she got knocked up in that sex tape. - Carey Mulligan has rebounded from The Beef Read More ...

Jessica White Celebrates Breaking Up With Sean Penn, Gets Arrested

Posted: 26 Oct 2010 01:11 PM PDT

   
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica White was arrested over the weekend after getting in a barfight with another woman. Except there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation, according to her lawyer: She was just a little too excited about leaving Sean Penn. RadarOnline reports: "Jessica was out with a bunch of friends celebrating her new single status," her Read More ...

Mel Gibson Will Apologize. But Only To a Man.

Posted: 26 Oct 2010 12:16 PM PDT

 
“Okay, maybe to this one. But only ’cause she’s got the dyke.” After publicly losing a cameo in The Hangover 2, Mel Gibson is starting to realize it’s time for another media mea culpa where he’ll share his side of the story involving Oksana Grigorieva. Except this time around he’s not going to trust some dame Read More ...

Lady GaGa Looks About Right

Posted: 26 Oct 2010 11:18 AM PDT

   
First, they dressed James Franco in drag. Now Candy Magazine is saluting Lady GaGa by hiring a male impersonator to pee standing up on account of all the secret penis talk. Of course, she’ll probably love it, but at this rate, I can’t wait for their Mel Gibson tribute where they paint a picture of Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Had ‘Allergic Reaction,’ Says Rep. ‘Yeah, To Cocaine,’ Says Hooker.

Posted: 26 Oct 2010 09:47 AM PDT

 
While Charlie Sheen’s rep is seriously trying to sell the old “my client just had an allergic reaction to some medication” excuse, the hooker claims an already-drunk Charlie flipped out after snorting a line of cocaine, according to RadarOnline: "She said after he did the coke, he flipped out, couldn't find his wallet and accused her Read More ...

So That’s Why Tony Romo’s So Brittle…

Posted: 26 Oct 2010 08:44 AM PDT

   
I’m from Texas, I like everything fried, which is the really unfortunate thing. My relationship with food? I want it when I’m sad. When I’m happy, I don’t think much about it. But I do like to go out on a date for a good dining experience. It’s important not to say, ‘I can’t have Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Found Drunk, Naked in Trashed Hotel Room

Posted: 26 Oct 2010 07:44 AM PDT

   
That’s more like it. Reports were coming in yesterday that Charlie Sheen accompanied Denise Richards to New York City to spend some time with their daughters. It was a surprisingly cordial scene and these photos are actually from Sunday when everyone went to American Dolls for a happy little day. Cut to last night where police Read More ...

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