Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Charlie Sheen Was With a Porn Star, Not a Hooker. PHEW.

Posted: 27 Oct 2010 07:00 PM PDT

   
Great news, everybody. Your hero Charlie Sheen did not cause a hooker to hide in the bathroom the night he drunkenly tore apart a New York City hotel room. It was only porn star Capri Anderson (above). Oh, thank God. TMZ reports: We’re told Anderson, whose legal name is Christina Walsh, met Sheen for the first Read More ...

Miley Cyrus’ Parents File For Divorce

Posted: 27 Oct 2010 05:18 PM PDT

   
This, uh. This explains a lot. Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus are calling it quits after 17 years of marriage. There’s no talk of a third party, so to make this more scandalous, I’m going to say it’s Miley. People reports: “As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family,” they say in Read More ...

Hello Again, Reese Witherspoon, And Other News

Posted: 27 Oct 2010 01:39 PM PDT

   
(Anyone else not noticing the chin as much for some reason? I barely realized it was stabbing me in the neck. MEDIC!) - Kimora Lee Simmons wants you to model her skincare line. - Michael Lohan has Charlie Sheen’s back. Perfect. - Jake Gyllenhaal took Taylor Swift… apple-picking? - Katherine Heigl spends way too much time Read More ...

Gargoyle Man: ‘I’m Not Dating Christina Aguilera’

Posted: 27 Oct 2010 12:14 PM PDT

   
Seen here letting everyone know being married to a Mole-Person didn’t leave her with claws suited for subterranean burrowing, Christina Aguilera is not dating Samantha Ronson who just denied the rumors to TMZ this afternoon. Of course, this means one thing and one thing only: Christina Aguilera hates oral sex. Frankly, I didn’t think they Read More ...

Taylor Momsen Understand She’s Only Taylor Momsen, Right?

Posted: 27 Oct 2010 11:19 AM PDT

   
Presumably because she didn’t expect anyone to NARC on her underage peep show, future racoon-porn star Taylor Momsen flipped out on the audience last night at The Roxy (above) for using their cell phones. E! News reports: “I know this is the modern age and everyone’s got cameras and cell phones and video cameras,” Momsen told Read More ...

Justin Timberlake Banged Olivia Munn

Posted: 27 Oct 2010 09:19 AM PDT

   
Even though she’s been overexposed to the point of no longer being considered hot, Justin Timberlake apparently pulled the always reliable “Nah, girl, we broke up” on Olivia Munn thus paving the way for a three day sex-fest behind Jessica Biel’s back. Us Weekly reports: Munn resisted his advances, telling him it was a no-go if Read More ...

Denise Richards Talks Charlie Sheen

Posted: 27 Oct 2010 08:32 AM PDT

   
Despite building a new career based entirely on calling Charlie Sheen a crazy person, Denise Richards is handling him drunkenly trashing a hotel room while naked with a hooker in the closet remarkably well. Especially considering she was in the same hotel with their two daughters during an uncharacteristically cordial trip to New York. Here Read More ...

Blake Lively is Single

Posted: 27 Oct 2010 07:40 AM PDT

   
Perhaps as a reward for finally launching a mobile site, or just being handsome in general, the Good Lord has finally seen fit to break up Blake Lively and Penn Badgley. Granted, he did it back in September and waited until now to tell me, I’m not about to look a gift horse in anything Read More ...

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