Tuesday, January 18, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Kourtney Kardashian Tells Great Stories

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 01:30 PM PST

   
Dedicated to anyone who doesn’t believe Kourtney Kardashian is the sexy one. Via Twitter: What a flight.@KimKardashian slept soundly next to me while my boob was about to explode with breast milk!I went to the bathroom&squeezed! The defense rests. Photos: Getty Read More ...

Ricky Gervais: ‘All The Rumors Are Rubbish’

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 01:08 PM PST

   
Yesterday, the Internet exploded with breathless reports of Ricky Gervais going “too far” as the host of The 68th Annual Golden Globes despite being hilarious and pissing on these people to their faces. Or basically the exact opposite of me in all respects. Anyway, he was supposedly canned mid-show and banned from future broadcasts after Read More ...

Minka Kelly in GQ and Other News

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 12:30 PM PST

   
- Zac Efron wants to bang Michelle Pfeiffer. - Regis Philbin sets his sights on a nice condo in Boca. - Mark Wahlberg’s wife knows how to handle the Canadian press. - Dita Von Teese is leather-clad. - Brooklyn Decker is unclad. Almost. - Katy Perry has Russel Brand’s balls Read More ...

Octomom Takes First Step Into Porn

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 11:45 AM PST

   
After what seems like a horrifying, ill-advised eternity of the porn wizards at Vivid pursuing Octomom, she’s finally caved after realizing 14 kids don’t feed and shelter themselves. Who knew? TMZ reports: The video was shot recently in her L.A. area home. The video shows Nadya Suleman, dressed in a black corset, black leggings and Read More ...

Christina Aguilera is Starting Catfights Now

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 10:49 AM PST

   
Considering she’s somehow managed to completely duck the label of adulteress despite obviously cheating on Hans Molemen with Matthew Rutler, you’d assume Christina Aguilera would keep her nose clean and quietly ride the wave of acceptance Hollywood somehow continues to offer her. Instead, she’s been shitting on fans, and now she’s starting random catfights with Read More ...

Jennifer Aniston Reminds Me of Someone

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 09:39 AM PST

   
Here’s Jennifer Aniston in the latest issue of Allure where she apparently pretends to be a topless little girl sleeping with her teddy bear because that’s hell to the yeah not at all creepy. Except I can’t help but feel like I’ve seen something like this before. Something that also stretches the boundaries of good Read More ...

George Lucas Thinks The World is Going to End in 2012

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 08:47 AM PST

   
During a conversation with Seth Rogen, the infamous child rapist – Or is it childhood rapist? Eh, close enough. – George Lucas revealed that he believes the world is going to end in 2012. Although looking at these photos of what his life has become, I’m going to assume that’s more of a hope than Read More ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Director Now

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 07:50 AM PST

   
Jennifer Love Hewitt can’t even wear deodorant right and used to let Jamie Kennedy see her naked, so it only makes sense she thinks she can direct a movie now. Via The Huffington Post: Variety reported on Friday that Love Hewitt, who stars in the CBS series ‘The Ghost Whisperer,’ will make her directorial debut in Read More ...

January Jones is Single

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 07:12 AM PST

   
Almost as if she sensed I needed an excuse to post more of this dress, January Jones has apparently sobered up enough to realize she’s been having sex with SNL star Jason Sudeikis, according to People who conveniently left out all the drunk stuff: The pair, who were first linked romantically last July, are calling it Read More ...

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban: ‘Eh, Screw It. We’ll Just Buy One.’

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 06:00 AM PST

   
With every celebrity and their brother having a baby right now, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban weren’t about to let an uninhabitable uterus keep them from the latest Hollywood fad. Which is why they’ve announced today they have a brand new baby via a surrogate that they’re both apparently the biological parents of. The AP Read More ...

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