Thursday, January 20, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Sideshow Rihanna and Other News

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 01:19 PM PST

   
(I bet you haven’t heard that comparison today. The Superficial: Original. Yellow. Different.) - Justin Timberlake teaches Amanda Seyfried how to respond to Jessica Biel bursting into a hotel room. - George Clooney has malaria. Neat. - Cameron Diaz bought weed from Snoop Dogg in high school. Oh, what, ’cause he’s black? - Will Read More ...

Jake Gyllenhaal & Taylor Swift: Round Two

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 01:07 PM PST

   
Presumably because she didn’t write a song about him fast enough, Jake Gyllenhaal has engaged Taylor Swift again, hoping to make a more lasting impression that she’ll immortalize to music. (Friendly Tip: Donkey punch. — You’re welcome.) People reports: The two stars, whose brief relationship fizzled in December, arrived quietly together on Wednesday at Bound’ry, a Read More ...

Katie Holmes is Addicted to E-Meters

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:43 AM PST

   
It’s always the children who suffer the most… Sometimes there’s a story I know is completely bullshit – And even worse, comes from Star, so there’s no possible way it could be based in reality. – but I post it anyway in the hopes it will become true and make the world exactly as I envision Read More ...

Megan Fox in Her Underwear: Vol. 3

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:00 AM PST

   
And it’s that time again. Here’s the newest Armani campaign featuring Megan Fox in nothing but a bra and panties because let’s not pretend this couldn’t sell a bagel to Mel Gibson if not a condom to one of those Teen Mom kids – without a hole in it. (“Ooooh,” and, “ahhhhh,” is what you Read More ...

Halle Berry is Spying on Gabriel Aubry

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 09:46 AM PST

   
Halle Berry’s ex Gabriel Aubry recently filed a petition for custody of their daughter Nahla which for the most part was written off as a formality because the couple was handling their visitation schedule amicably. Except that’s boring, so here’s RadarOnline with tales of a paranoid Halle Berry hiring private investigators and demanding Gabriel live Read More ...

Jesse James and Kat Von D Announce Their Engagement

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 08:56 AM PST

   
Because clearly he’s an idiot for reasons too numerous to count here, Jesse James has officially announced his engagement to Kat Von D, but not before showing up at a high-profile event an entire week ago with a rock on Kat’s finger. So, my, what a complete surprise. People reports: “You know sometimes the public and Read More ...

Macaulay Culkin Knows How to Handle a Break-Up

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 08:16 AM PST

   
Despite Michael Jackson touching him in places that can only be pointed out on a teddy bear, Macaulay Culkin seems to be handling his break-up from Mila Kunis, along with the fact she was blind the entire time, surprisingly well. Here he is leaving The Bagdad Live Sex Club in Barcelona with Spanish porn star Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Will Teach Us About Teen Pregnancy Now

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:06 AM PST

   
Can you tell someone has a new show coming out? While visiting the Today Show yesterday, moral crusader Kim Kardashian found herself experiencing emotions beyond, “Hey, look at me,” and “Why are you not looking at me?” Turns out she was disturbed by the recent report of a Memphis high school that had 90 teens give Read More ...

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