Saturday, April 30, 2011

Best Week Ever

Best Week Ever

Attorney Demonstrates Bat Sex For Thirty Seconds To Show How Crude It Is

Posted: 29 Apr 2011 01:40 PM PDT

Here’s a video of attorney Gloria Allred describing the crude actions of an Atlanta Braves coach who taunted a group of fans in San Francisco with a series of homophobic taunts and gestures, for which he has been “placed on leave” while awaiting punishment.

Then at the end of the video, Allred — who earlier refrained from saying the word “ass” because of the children present — proceeds to re-enact the coach’s “Bat Sex” motion for THIRTY AWKWARD SECONDS, accompanied by deafening press conference silence (click the pic below to watch, gesture begins at the 2 minute mark):

The coach was clearly way over the line and I understand the need to recount his actions when pleading for punishment, but does anyone else think they seemed to be a little too into that bat sex? They couldn’t have made their point by doing it for, I don’t know, one second?

“Kids, can you BELIEVE he was doing this? Can you kids? Well, can you? I mean, seriously, look at it some more. CAN you believe it? Like, really…”

Your Winning Royal Wedding Tweet

Posted: 29 Apr 2011 12:39 PM PDT

I realize I’m a giant idiot (full disclosure!) but this photo really me laugh:


If there’s such a thing as a bad Mask joke in A.D. 2011, I ain’t heard it! Somebody ROYAL WEDDING me!

(via @BeckleyMason)

New Trailer For Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

Posted: 29 Apr 2011 11:38 AM PDT

Did anyone else watch the cartoon as a kid and wonder what exactly “meatsie-i” was and then not learn until you were about 15 that it’s “more than meets the eye? No? Alriiiiiight.

So that’s the trailer for that movie! It seems a whole lot like the first one but with a little bit of moon at the beginning. Also, “Dark of The Moon?” Guys, you can say “side.” Just call it Dark Side Of The Moon. No one is going to confuse a Michael Bay movie with a Pink Floyd album. One of them is something stoned teenagers want to “experience,” and the other… Wait, no that makes sense. Good call removing “side,” movie guys.

Thanks, Video Gum.

Chiddy’s Freestyle World Record Is About To Get Broken Already – By ME

Posted: 29 Apr 2011 10:46 AM PDT

Last night, Chiddy broke the Guinness World Record for Longest Consecutive Freestyle Rap by rapping nonstop for over nine straight hours. Hopefully you enjoyed your brief stay at the top, Chiddy (or should I say…SHIDDY? BURRRRNNNN), because your record is ABOUT TO GET BROKEN ALREADY.

To prove that it’s not that difficult to just make up a bunch of words, I will break Chiddy’s world record TODAY by freestyling for TEN STRAIGHT HOURS, starting right now:

VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE

Posted: 29 Apr 2011 10:21 AM PDT

Lots of people don’t like lots of things. If you are a person who doesn’t like things, this is a very important message for you.

(Slightly not safe for work.)

This video is likely to solve all types of problems. Bullying, hate crimes, domestic abuse, nonconstructive criticism — all problems soon to be in the past. They should play this in schools every morning.

All I really need to know I learned from a 16 second internet video.

Thanks, The Daily What.

Vegas Odds: What Will Adam Lambert First Tweet About On Tuesday?

Posted: 29 Apr 2011 09:42 AM PDT

 

Adam Lambert fans don't play. We all know that. The bond between Glamberts and Adam is as strong as the bond between newborn kittens suckling on their mother's teats. They have a spiritual connection. They know what makes the man tick, what inspires him, and, most importantly for this bet, what he tweets about. But can anyone guess what Adam will first tweet about on Tuesday, May 3? Because this is the very difficult task at hand. One major stipulation: If it's a reply or retweet it will count as such, regardless of whether the reply or retweet is about another category. Good luck, friends!




1. Reply or Retweet
2/1
2. Music
3/1
3. Style
5/1
4. Goatees
20/1
5. Goats
50/1
6. Other
3/1

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