Monday, April 25, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.25.11

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 01:05 PM PDT

   
“We’ve secretly replaced Amanda Seyfried’s usual dead baby giraffe with a plush one. Let’s see if she notices…” Welcome to Monday’s edition of The Crap We Missed where we attempt to buffet you in the face with celebrity photos, but it always end up being midgets. Anyway, David Arquette wonders why Courteney Cox stopped having sex Read More ...

Michael Lohan Wants to Box John Bobbit

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 12:10 PM PDT

   
“And I’m gonna kick him right in the va- cutoff penis.” Last week, I would’ve bet money that Dog the Bounty Hunter bailing out Nicolas Cage would be the most random thing to happen this month. Except clearly, I forgot to factor in how desperate Michael Lohan is for attention because he just agreed to fight Read More ...

Yup, That’s Beyonce’s Sideboob

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 11:19 AM PDT

   
♫ Don’t cry for my side-yams, Ar-gen-teeeeeeeee-nah! ♫ Photos: Flynet, Splash News Read More ...

Ryan Phillippe is Quitting Acting

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 10:46 AM PDT

   
You might be surprised to hear this, but Ryan Phillippe acts in movies. Or at least he did until this weekend when he told reporters at the Tribeca Film Festival that he’s tired of the paparazzi and is moving to New York to get away from them. I’m also assuming this was the exact moment Read More ...

So, Here’s Captain America in ‘The Avengers.’ He Likes Old Navy Tees.

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 09:29 AM PDT

   
Here’s Chris Evans on Saturday shooting scenes in modern-day Times Square for apparently both the ending of Captain America and the beginning of The Avengers. Although, considering Marvel was still cramming cameos into Thor with barely a month to go before its release, these could just as easily wind up in there. Or Iron Man Read More ...

AnnaLynne McCord (Technically) in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 09:28 AM PDT

   
- Britney Spears can’t even be near junk food and booze. - Emile Hirsch adds to the star-studded cast of Savages that naturally doesn’t include Lindsay Lohan. - Zach Galifianakas works well with others. - Emma Watson dropped out of college because of meany-heads. - Jayde Nicole didn’t try to hide her eggs. Read More ...

Charlie Sheen’s Goddess Dumped Him

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 07:32 AM PDT

   
A vegan porn star? Oh, Hollywood. Last week, it was revealed Bree Olson had left Charlie Sheen’s “Violent Torpedoes of Truth” tour, but it was played off as just her going home to visit family even though everyone knows porn stars don’t have families. *rubs chin* Or at least ones that would miss them… Anyway, turns Read More ...

LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Got Married

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 07:01 AM PDT

   
In case anyone needed more proof that LeAnn Rimes is a batshit crazy person shitting crazy bats, she married Eddie Cibrian over the weekend despite the two of them cheating on their prior spouses together. Except apparently LeAnn is just going to pretend she was never married before which seems like a good start to Read More ...

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