James McAvoy looks damp. And there's a Hamm cameo too! [LaineyGossip] Miley Cyrus' Daisy Dukes and belly shirt, y'all. [Celebuzz] I probably shouldn't admit this, but yesterday Agent Bedhead and I were obsessively emailing about Tom Cruise's high heels. [Agent Bedhead] Oksana is now getting $20,000 a month from Mel. Good for her. [Dlisted] 'Let Me In' reviewed: do people really want to see this? [Pajiba] Lady Gaga's hair-extension dress. [PopBytes] More Ryan Gosling photos - his ARMS. Mmm… [IDLITW] Mirando Kerr-Bloom looks really pregnant all of a sudden. [Evil Beet] A rare PINK BABY HIPPO! He's adorable. [LimeLife] Gisele & Kate Moss look hellish. [Pop Sugar] I hate that when I read "Joy Behar" I now think of Fred Armisen. [Bitten and Bound] Lindsay Lohan: No longer keeping crackhead hours, or eating a crackhead diet. [ICYDK] Ali Larter looks great pregnant. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Avril Lavigne's ex-boyfriend's code name is Cobra McJingleBalls. [Gawker] David Boreanaz & Craig Ferguson make out. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?] Rachel Bilson: still hustling. [The Blemish]
At long last, it finally happened! Eddie Cibrian is officially single, after more than a year of divorce negotiations and drama with his now ex-wife, Brandi Glanville. I'm actually surprised that this junk was finalized now - I honestly thought that Brandi was probably drawing it out to A) Stick it to LeAnn, because LeAnn so obviously wants to marry Eddie and she wants their relationship legitimized and B) Because there were lots of fights over money, and I thought Brandi was still angling for a bigger payday. Well, it's over now, not even two years after the world found out that Eddie and LeAnn were boning while married (to other people).
Eddie Cibrian and Brandi Glanville’s marriage is finally, officially over.
A judge granted the former couple’s petition for divorce in L.A. County Superior Court on Thursday, TMZ confirmed. Cibrian, 37, and Glanville, 36, wed in 2002 and have two sons together: Mason, 7, and Jake, 3. They originally filed to dissolve their union last August.
Their marriage fell apart after Cibrian’s torrid affair with Northern Lights costar LeAnn Rimes (first reported in Us Weekly) came to light.
Rimes’ own six-year marriage to Dean Sheremet similarly ended in the wake of the scandal; their divorce was finalized in June.
Cibrian and Rimes went public with their romance in fall 2009. He and his two sons moved into Rimes’ Malibu home over the summer.
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that LeAnn wrote a BIG check to Brandi to make her go away. The tabloids reported that theory earlier this year - I think that's what happened. Brandi and LeAnn probably also settled the little matter of Brandi's constant and hilarious interviews about how LeAnn and Eddie both suck, and about LeAnn's threat to file a slander lawsuit against Brandi. Well, whatever. Brandi got paid and LeAnn gets her lover. Hopefully everybody will be very happy. Everybody but the kids, who are stuck in the middle of this clusterf-ck.
Also: how long before Eddie is caught boning someone else? I say “within the next six months”.
Am I a bitch? Of course. But how bitchy am I, really? Because I'm like the only person in the world who refuses to hate on Kirstie Alley for being chunky (note: I didn't think "fat" was appropriate - Kirstie is technically "chunky" in my mind). The woman loves to eat. It happens. She has consistently struggled with her weight for decades - as have many, many, many women. The only thing that bothers me about Kirstie is that she only seems to get attention these days for her crazy claims about her weight and her weight loss. Like this - Kirstie claiming earlier this week that she had lost "50 pounds" magically (through Photoshop). Anyway, these are new photos of Kirstie yesterday. Um…yeah. I'm just going to let Michael K be the bitch here:
A little over a week ago, Kirstie Alley proclaimed to her Twitter followers that 50 pounds of dead Thetans from her body threw themselves into a volcano and she only has 30 more pounds to lose. Then she Twatted a picture that was so overly Photoshopped that even Mimi told Kirstie to take her foot off the f-ckery pedal. Well, here’s a few pictures of Kirstie from the past couple of days. As Starzlife so perfectly puts it, those 50 pounds Kirstie lost must’ve found her ass.
If the spirit of L. Ron Hubbard can turn an ass cheek to John Travolta gobbling up sauna dick as though it’s going extinct, he needs to love every inch of Kirstie’s chunk. I mean, my guess is that Kirstie is so obsessed with telling everyone about every little pound she drops, because whenever she’s about to bite into a delicious piece of deep fried pizza covered in cheese frosting (that actually sounds really good), she sees Xenu staring back at her with a “tsk tsk tsk” look on his face. F-ck Xenu and f-ck him again for f-cking with cheese frosting. Embrace the chunk, the way the crazy embraces you, Kirstie.
And in other Kirstie news, this story from The National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy) took me so high that I’m giving my bong the weekend off (not really). A source says, "Kirstie's on an organic diet to lose weight. But she's usually too lazy to go to the farmers market or store for produce and often swipes avocados, oranges, grapefruits, and other stuff from neighboring properties. People are getting really annoyed with her because she so doesn't ask — she just takes."
The image of Kirstie jumping over a brick wall to wrestle a pony over the last apple on the tree is my TGIF.
Seriously, it's not like Katherine Heigl is physically unattractive. What I know about her personality makes her less attractive, of course, but it also seems like Katherine Heigl just has no clue what to do with herself on red carpets lately. "Lately" being over the past year, year and a half. At one time, I really thought she was going to be a fashion girl. I thought she was going to work on her style and be into the whole thing. That fell apart. Now, she has the potential to be a very pretty woman. And it's not even that I hate this dress that Dame Heigl wore to the premiere of her film, Life As We Know It - I just hate it on her. I think it's this weird shade of blonde that is throwing everything off, right? Sigh…
Anyway, Katherine is no longer a fashion girl. She's now billing herself as a Super-Mom, taking a page out of Jennifer Garner's book. When the going gets tough, the tough talks diapers.
Paging Katherine Heigl for diaper duty! The former Grey's Anatomy star and proud mama to daughter Naleigh is an expert when it comes to changing the dirty diapers.
"I'm a pro now. I can get it done real quick," Heigl told PEOPLE at the New York press conference of Life As We Know It on Saturday.
"I am very particular with these sorts of things. I want everyone — like my husband [Josh Kelley] and the nanny — to do it exactly the way I do it. Using just the right diaper cream because I swear that's what helps her, and the right kind of wipes and diapers — so I prefer to do it myself."
She adds: "It's very apparent that I'm kind of a control freak. So it's better if I do it myself!"
But Heigl's do-it-yourself mentality got her in deep doo-doo on her Sept. 24 flight from Los Angeles to New York.
"They didn't have those fold down tables to change her on and it's just a tiny little bathroom stall. I couldn't put her on the floor so I had to jam her head in the corner and lay her across the toilet and kneel below her. It was brutal," she recalls.
"The whole part of the plane smelled badly. In the beginning when they are little, it's not that bad. It's pretty tame. She's almost two, she really needs to get potty trained because this is grown-up kind of poop. Now I'm so committed to potty training. I'm going to make this happen!"
One parenting tip that Heigl, 31, learned from mom Nancy is to utilize white noise to help Naleigh to fall asleep.
"We use a big standing fan. We put it on high wattage to drown out everything," she explains. "Her bedroom is right over the kitchen and living room area so you can really hear us down there when we are up watching TV. My mother taught me that. She said she used to leave a vacuum running in the baby's room and it really works. There's something about white noise. I'm a big believer in it."
I'll admit it, I didn't even read that. I skimmed it and saw that Heigl was talking about poop and I just kept on going. I know my advice to Heigl included more baby stuff (it makes her more accessible and less of a bitch), but easy on the poop talk, for real.
Katherine also trotted out her long-suffering husband Joshua for the premiere. They made out for the cameras like circus performers! I love how poor Joshua is kissing Dame Heigl's teeth, I really do.
Heigl on Sept. 30, 2010. Credit: WENN.
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