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- Hot Guy Friday: The beautiful, the bold, the skeezy & the breezy
- Iggy Pop wants Lindsay Lohan to play him, not Jennifer Aniston
- Miley Cyrus’s new music video: panties, legs, writhing and general sketchiness
- LeAnn Rimes imagines hitting Brandi Glanville in the face all the time
- Gwyneth Paltrow says she had a casting couch situation: “I left”
- The girl who voices Dora The Explorer says Nickelodeon cheated her of millions
- Olivier Martinez flew to LA to be with Halle Berry
- Sarah Jessica Parker’s nude dress: totally cute, or totally unflattering?
- Star: Two of the Sister Wives want out, could be barred from seeing their kids
- Anderson Cooper speaks out against Vince Vaughn’s offensive ‘that’s gay’ joke
Hot Guy Friday: The beautiful, the bold, the skeezy & the breezy Posted: 08 Oct 2010 08:35 AM PDT I know Daniel Craig is a controversial choice for the headliner Hot Guy, but if you don’t like it, too bad. There’s a reason many, many, many women love this man. He’s rugged and surly and difficult and oh, yeah, a brilliant actor. He’s beautiful sometimes, and other times he just looks rough… and yet, he’s always hot. He burns with intensity. He can play complicated men because he is a complicated man. And he’s also one of the best man-on-man homoerotic fantasies I’ve ever had - imagine him kissing Javier Bardem. Imagine him licking Benicio del Toro. Imagine his comically big ears brushing your thighs. Yeah… there’s a reason. And the reason has nothing to do with being cute or accessible or easy or family-friendly. Danny Craig is the best. Also: he’s playing Mikael Blomkvist… and it’s going to be good. Be patient. Have faith. Benicio del Toro. Sweet Jesus. I’m so remembering my crush on him. Jamie Foxx, by request of CB. Even though he’s got some good qualities (like being a good brother and one really good actor), he still seems douchey. We’ll see. Robert Downey Jr. I tried to find some old and new photos of him - my favorite is the one where he’s all dressed up in his tuxedo (minus the jacket) for Good Night and Good Luck. Aidan Quinn, by request. His eyes pierce my soul. When I was going through photos of Aidan, I had the strongest flashback to the moment when I first saw Legends of the Fall, and thinking Julia Ormond was an idiot to be so unhappy being married to Aidan. I don’t give a crap if his brother is Brad Pitt! You stay married to Aidan, and you HIT IT LIKE IT’S ON FIRE. I can’t believe I’ve never done Jason Lewis (for HGF). I always forget just how stunningly pretty he is. His eyes veer into “crazy” but basically he just seems like a sweetheart. Why not help yourself to some Idris Elba? No one says “no” to that. Idris even rocks the hizzy when he’s wearing a really terrible sweater. Is that an argyle pattern?!? Requests for a repeat performance from Daniel Day Lewis. I love him so much, and I find the contours of his face to be absolutely gorgeous. I wish I could lick him. I also through in a Paul Thomas Anderson (the writer/director) cameo. PT is really adorable too! It literally JUST occurred to me that I had never done one of my absolute favorite actors of ALL TIME. Hello, Ben Kingsley. His real name is Krishna Bhanji. And he would be incredibly hot if only for his mind-blowing talent, but I actually love the bald rogue vibe he’s been giving off in later years. He’s a FOX! Another request for Tahar Rahim. He’s French and lovely. And rather intense, until he gives you that big, goofy smile. Michael Ealy is gorgeous! Beautiful eyes. Beautiful lips. Beautiful facial structure. God, he’s almost perfect. There’s also a cameo by James Remar, who is a hottie! Way too many requests for Anderson Cooper! Why doesn’t Brian Williams (and his big dong) get love? Ah, well. I too think Anderson “The Coop” Cooper is totally fine. His arms are magic. You bitches might have won one. Justin Timberlake has been doing a bunch of red carpets to support The Social Network, and his style definitely enhances his attractiveness. I personally wouldn't want to hit it, but I no longer think people who want to it are totally nutburgers. Speaking of The Social Network, do you want some Andrew Garfield? He's British and haughty. Haughty always does it for me. Plus, he's the new Spiderman so he's probably getting really flexible right now. We've had some requests for a return of Matt Bomer. I thought my husband David Gandy would get you through it, but apparently not. So enjoy… one of the pics is of Matt shooting White Collar, and he's dressed up like a cop. It's giving me a hot flash. I also threw in a little Tom DeKay, because I find him incredibly sexy too. Ben Whishaw, by request. I’m actually a fan of his - I’ve seen him in a handful of movies, and he steals every scene. He also has an odd kind of beauty. But, ladies, I think this one is just for the gays. Kevin McKidd, to get our Hot Ginger requirement out of the way! He is lovely too - I think he’s also friends with Gerard Butler. Mmm… Scots. You know who we’ve never done? This absolute freak, Billy Zane. Would he try to get you to do some really f-cked up things during sex? Absolutely. Would you do it? Probably. There was a request for True Blood’s Kevin Alejandro. He’s very cute - he’s got a Jonathan Rhys Meyers vibe, right? Rihanna has been dating Matt Kemp for months and months, but I only realized yesterday how f-cking cute he is. Seriously, this boy is lovely. Okay, I know Jason Statham isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but I saw this photo of him yesterday, and it’s still making me hot. I imagine this is the way he looks before he throws you on the bed and bites you. *fans self* By request, soap opera star (?) Aidan Turner. I guess he was on DWTS too…? He’s cute, but he looks like a cheeseball. Especially since he wanders around with his shirt unbuttoned like that. Julian Sands, by request. I really had to look around to find photos where he didn’t look insane. Marcus Patrick, who I think is a model…? There aren’t a lot of photos of him on our agencies, and the photos we did have were strewn with hoes. I had to do some cropping, my apologizes! Stephen Moyer, by special request of ME. I might be the only one who thinks he’s a cutie. Probably because I don’t watch True Blood and my only exposure to him as a normal-colored Englishman who is totally adorable. This is Stephen last night in LA (without Anna!) Oded Fehr. Lovely. He has a really nice smile. Matt Bellamy, Kate Hudson’s boyfriend (and some kind of musician, right? LMAO). There was also a request for Vintage Alec Baldwin. I found some young, sexy pics of him, but I couldn’t pass up the one with Alec’s neckerchief, I really couldn’t! I apologize. You’ll be so busy giggling, you won’t even know you’re being seduced by Le Baldwin! Do you have any idea how much I love Jude Law? Is he a total skeeze who would get me and all my girlfriends pregnant? Sure. But he’s a hilarious, beautiful skeeze. I threw in some recent “greasy” photos, as well as some “Jude Law Classic” pics. Morris Chestnut, Forever and Ever. Misha Collins is a request. I find him rather dorky. Since we began with my favorite blonde lover Daniel Craig, shall we end it with my two tall, dark and handsomes? Yes, we shall. I will give you your Jon Hamm and your Clive Owen, but I want you to promise me one thing - I’m not having a good day, so could you please keep the nasty “Where are the hot guys?” and “This week sucks” comments to a f-ckin minimum? I work really hard on these, and though I enjoy it, I hate when you bitches piss all over it. There. I said my piece. Now, I’ll make with the last hot guys of the week. Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, Annie Leibovitz’s archives, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images. |
Iggy Pop wants Lindsay Lohan to play him, not Jennifer Aniston Posted: 08 Oct 2010 08:01 AM PDT I'm sorry, I had to. Elisabetta Canalis got so much (well-deserved?) sh-t for re-tweeting someone else's comment about Iggy Pop looking like Jennifer Aniston. It's funny to remember. But Iggy is apparently unaware of the Aniston thing. In his mind, he thinks he should be played by Lindsay Lohan. For real.
[From Prefix] Is it weird that I am more disturbed by the idea of Elijah Wood playing Iggy? At this point, I'll believe anything of Lindsay Lohan, so I'm willing to believe that she'd make a half-decent Iggy. But Elijah? In what world? They should really talk to Jennifer Aniston, though. This could be the Oscar-bait role she's been looking for. Definitely a way to shake up her image! Thanks to Dlisted for the story! |
Miley Cyrus’s new music video: panties, legs, writhing and general sketchiness Posted: 08 Oct 2010 07:44 AM PDT Here are new photos of Miley Cyrus at a restaurant opening last night in Beverly Hills. I don't hate this outfit. Is the dress too short? Of course. But she's still remarkably covered up (for her). And I don't mind this velvet Stevie Nicks-inspiration stuff either. I'd rather her look bohemian and witchy as opposed to booty shorts and belly shirts. The hair/extensions could use some help though. And she looks baked. Which is probably how you should arrive to a restaurant opening. Anyway, Miley has a new single! And a new video. The song is called "Who Owns My Heart" and there seems to be a lot of writhing on beds. Be careful… this is SFW, but it is twenty kinds of wrong. I could only make it a minute and a half before I started to feel sick to my stomach. First reaction: Oh, Jesus. Big Southern hair, skimpy little panties and all that makeup? She's still just 17 years old, by the way. Second reaction: That fishnet-hair thing is funny. She actually makes it look kind of cute! Her little "I'm so horny" faces are ridic, though. Third reaction: Legs and grinding in the back of a limo. Jesus. This girl. I just want to shake her and yell at her: "Don't be eager to grow up this fast! You still have plenty of time for this bullsh-t!!" WTF is wrong with Tish and The Mullet?!? |
LeAnn Rimes imagines hitting Brandi Glanville in the face all the time Posted: 08 Oct 2010 07:19 AM PDT Yesterday, we got an interesting tip about the ongoing battle royale between LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville. According to the tipster, LeAnn watches what Brandi wears very carefully, and tends to copy the look days later. There's probably photo evidence to back this up, but I'm too lazy to dig through archived photos. Suffice to say, I tend to believe it - LeAnn is incredibly immature and petty (and crazy), and in her mind, the war is very real and she's going to fight it like she's in middle school. Speaking of, In Touch Weekly had this interesting/sad story about LeAnn confessing to someone at her gym that while she (LeAnn) takes her boxing classes, she often fantasizes that she's hitting Brandi in the face. Er… someone needs to go back on their meds.
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] Granted, I've never boxed. I have delicate wrists! They would snap. But tell me, ladies who box: is this common? Do you imagine someone face on the punching bag? Okay, I'll assume your answer is yes. So imagining your enemy on the punching bag is one thing, but why not go for… Osama bin Laden or something? Why your boyfriend's ex-wife? Oh, right. Because LeAnn is f-cking obsessed. |
Gwyneth Paltrow says she had a casting couch situation: “I left” Posted: 08 Oct 2010 06:51 AM PDT Elle Magazine's November issue is devoted to "Women In Hollywood" (full slideshow here). They profile four women - Kate Hudson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hilary Swank, and Sofia Coppola. Now… do these four (rich, privileged, white) women represent Hollywood as we know it? Um, not really. But they all have projects to promote, so they were picked. Gwynth's little interview excerpts are especially interesting - poor Goopy had to deal with a douchey dude who wanted to have sex with her in exchange for a part! Poor Goopy! That dude had no idea Steven Spielberg is her godfather.
[From Elle] Whoa… Sandra Bullock is only a few years older than Gwyneth! Did Gwyneth just throw Sandy under the bus as an "older woman" who is still getting roles, like Meryl? Meryl and Sandra have one really great thing going for them: people (women and men) love them and want to see their films. Meanwhile, it feels like Gwyneth is bitching about not being cast for the same old "ingénue" roles she got when she was starting out. Not that her general argument doesn't have merit - it totally does. But in Goop's case, I tend to think she's not getting good parts not because of her age, but because she's insufferable, and no one wants to see her in a movie where she isn't secondary fashion porn to Robert Downey Jr. Photos courtesy of Elle. |
The girl who voices Dora The Explorer says Nickelodeon cheated her of millions Posted: 08 Oct 2010 06:06 AM PDT
[From People] Sanchez was the second voice of Dora. Did the first actress who voiced the part get stiffed too? The original Dora, who started with the show on its premiere in 2000 and was the voice of Dora for 10 years, was a now 19 year-old named Kathleen Herles. I found an interview with her after she left the show, and she had a lot of positive things to say about her experiences as Dora. That doesn’t mean that Sanchez wasn’t scammed or that her parents weren’t strongarmed into an unfair contract, just that the original Dora doesn’t seem to share her experiences. Still, it’s a multi-billion dollar franchise and it seems like the voice actresses should be compensated accordingly. If Herles didn’t get a cut of the profits, and she probably didn’t, she got screwed too. |
Olivier Martinez flew to LA to be with Halle Berry Posted: 08 Oct 2010 06:05 AM PDT SEX. That's all I can think about when I look at photos of Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez. After spending most of their time together (SEX) in Europe and Africa, Olivier flew in to LA to spend some time with his girl. I LOVE how Halle is playing this - they're f-cking and they're international, and yes, she'll travel for her piece, but she'll also make him come to her. Of course, I'm also convinced that Olivier isn't Halle's only piece. Just the other day, she went on what looked like a "date" with another dude. My guess is that Olivier got jealous and flew to LA so he could demand that Halle give up her other pieces.
[From Fame Pictures] My take? Olivier is more into Halle than she's into him. Olivier is the one who is all "Come back to Paris, I need you" and Halle is all "I've got bidness in LA" and Olivier is all "Fine, I'll come to you." Also: Olivier seems to have some kind of injured arm. I bet Halle bit him while they were f-cking. See? It's all I can think about. Here are some additional pics of them last week in France. Oh la la. Back in LA yesterday: Halle and Olivier in LA on October 7, 2010, and in France on Sept. 29, 2010. Credit: Fame and Bauer-Griffin. |
Sarah Jessica Parker’s nude dress: totally cute, or totally unflattering? Posted: 08 Oct 2010 05:30 AM PDT I wanted to hate Sarah Jessica Parker's dress. But I can't. The bitch looks great. These are photos of SJP at last night fall gala for the NYC Ballet. The dress is Halston Heritage (SJP is the creative director for Halston), and it could have been boring and unflattering. The color could have been off. The cut could have been tragic. But damn it, this is one of her best formal looks in a really long time. The color is a great peachy metallic nude that only a few women could pull off. The cut flatters her slender, athletic figure, and it appears she's put on just a little much-needed weight. The hair is bouncy and very Brigitte Bardot. I only have two qualms: the jewelry isn't that awesome (with this dress), and SJP seems to be carrying an odd military jacket, perhaps to wear over the dress when she gets cold. It looks like she's carrying her military duffel bag on her way to fashion basic training. The Daily Mail points out that SJP was newly elected to the board of the directors for the NYC Ballet, and that the event was a celebration for "the New York premiere of a new ballet by NYCB Principal Dancer Benjamin Millepied set to a commissioned score from Pulitzer-Prize winning composer David Lang. The programme also included George Balanchine’s Tarantella and an excerpt from Western Symphony, as well as Jerome Robbins’ I’m Old Fashioned. Tickets for the event started from $1,500, with premium seats costing $5,000." That Ben Millepied dude is Natalie Portman's boyfriend. I'm surprised she wasn't there… or maybe she was, and there are just no photos of her? Or maybe they broke up? Who knows? Mm… more fashion porn, please. SJP on October 7, 2010. Credit: Fame and WENN. |
Star: Two of the Sister Wives want out, could be barred from seeing their kids Posted: 08 Oct 2010 05:27 AM PDT
[From Star Magazine, print edition, October 18, 2010] That’s heartbreaking and now I understand why there’s an investigation into the Brown family. The wives may have entered into this arrangement by choice, but do they also have the choice to get out of it? This story sheds more light onto how this family makes polygamy seem like a valid choice when it often puts women and children in very difficult, inescapable conditions, even outside the compounds. This isn’t a story from someone involved in polygamy in general, it’s the story of a woman who shared a husband with Kody’s sister and was cut off from her kids for years. Her close connection to the Browns makes this all the more convincing. TMZ has a blurb about how Kody sought approval from local church leaders before doing the show. They essentially told him that they didn’t agree, but that it was up to him. His moved forward with the show and now the polygamist families are said to be scared of the repercussions. There have to be some wives who are hopeful that things will change as a result. |
Anderson Cooper speaks out against Vince Vaughn’s offensive ‘that’s gay’ joke Posted: 08 Oct 2010 05:18 AM PDT
CNN anchor Anderson Cooper spoke to Ellen Degeneres via satellite on the issue of bullying, and he brought up the trailer as an example of how media is making it seem ok to mock people’s sexual orientations. He also made a lot of good points about how the Internet makes bullying both easier and more cruel to victims.
[Transcript via The Huffington Post and Just Jared] Cooper said he wasn’t bullied at school because he went to a small school. He called himself a “bystander” and said he witnessed kids making fun of a classmate for stuttering. He didn’t say anything about it as a kid because he was afraid of being bullied too. Ellen said we need a class in school to teach kids about diversity. She also pointed out that bullying and the use of negative terms for gay people is not a gay/straight issue. They both said that it’s time that we make the “F” word and “that’s gay” unacceptable. Cooper reiterated that we “really need to focus on what language we’re using” and how that affects kids’ self esteem. So are they going to clean up the trailer for this very terrible-looking movie? Are they going to remove this scene or change the language in light of the recent tragedies? I would hope that something is done about it soon, especially now that they’re being called out for it. I’m team Cooper. You can see the trailer here if you’re interested. Let’s not mess this post up with any photos of Vaughn, ok? |
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