Best Week Ever

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• Show About Making Cakes Where They Never Actually Make Cakes Cancelled
• Planet Fitness Bodybuilder Commercial Wins At Commercialling
• Here’s An Internet Video About The Angry Birds iPhone Game
• FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The 2010 American Music Awards
• BEHOLD: The Premiere of “Orange Swan”

Show About Making Cakes Where They Never Actually Make Cakes Cancelled Posted: 22 Nov 2010 08:56 AM PST Well it was a good run. From the Huffington Post: The [Food Network] confirmed Sunday that it has canceled “Ace of Cakes,” the reality show that followed [Duff] Goldman and the colorful staff of his Baltimore bakery, Charm City Cakes. The network says in a statement that the show’s upcoming 10th season, which begins airing in January, will be its last. “Ace of Cakes” debuted in 2006. The final season will consist of six episodes, bringing the total for the series to 116. Now, I like Duff. We all like Duff. He’s super likable. But he had a very liberal definition of a cake. Someone would come in and say, “I want a car cake!” and then Duff would build a working remote control car from scratch, put a little cake on top, and then be like, “Here’s your cake!” And the thing is, it was really impressive that he made a remote control car from scratch, but it WASN’T A CAKE! And I’m also pretty sure they only difference between a regular cake and a super expensive cake is that smooth icing thing which, by the way, tastes like crap. Goodbye, cake show I only watched when MSNBC was airing prison shows.

Planet Fitness Bodybuilder Commercial Wins At Commercialling Posted: 22 Nov 2010 08:41 AM PST This commercial has actually been on the air for a month, but it made me laugh and I haven’t posted it yet (and a quick Google search shows that most of the Youtube views came from a vast network of bodybuilding forums, a loop which I am so far out of, I’m back in it). Anyway, if you see one commercial making fun of an intense form-filling-out bodybuilder this holiday season, make it this Planet Fitness commercial:

Here’s An Internet Video About The Angry Birds iPhone Game Posted: 22 Nov 2010 08:29 AM PST For those of you who don’t own an iPhone or iPod Touch, there’s really no reason for you to keep reading this post or watch this video. You will get nothing out of it. Furthermore, if you own one of those things, but don’t have the game, Angry Birds, you can stop reading/watching as well. This video is very specifically for people who are very familiar with the iPhone game, Angry Birds. And it helps if you are also really familiar with Israeli accents. Here we go! (very mildly and just barely NSFW) Very well produced web video, guys! Thanks, Buzzfeed.

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The 2010 American Music Awards Posted: 22 Nov 2010 02:51 AM PST MEMOIRS OF A GESHA-EST Johnny Weir MOST LIKELY TO EYE F*CK YOU Michael Buble “All right, listen closely, I was at the unemployment office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and I gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer ‘Vandelay Industries’.” — JORGE COSTANZA Rico Rodriguez BANGABLE-IEST Taylor Swift CROSS HIM OFF OUR CELEBRITY CHIKLIS Michael Chiklis LEAST LIKELY TO LEGO HIS EGO Will.I.Am “DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW THIS WORKS? HELLO? MY NAME’S KE$HA, DOES SOMEONE KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS? YOU GUYZ.” Ke$ha WHO IS PRANKING WHO HERE? Ke$ha BEST ETHEL MERTZ IMPRESSION Pink GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORD HOLDER FOR MOST INFLUENTIAL GROIN GRAB IF THIS WAS 1993 New Kids On The Block and The Backstreet Boys Reunion “GUYS? IT’S ME, KE$HA AGAIN. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TURN THESE GLASSES OFF? I’M TRYING TO GET TO THE LADIES ROOM AND I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING? IS ANYONE EVEN THERE?? GUYS. COME ON.” Ke$ha BEST PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING FILM JERRYCURLESQUE Christina Aguilera EAGLE MOST LIKELY LIED TO BY PRODUCERS THAT HE WAS GOING TO BE USED IN A BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN MONTAGE Pissed Off Eagle Behind Kid Rock REMEMBER THIS? Ke$ha CHILLIEST VAG Christina Milian IS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL HER SHE HAS TOILET PAPER STUCK IN HER CRACK OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO? Miley Cyrus BEST IMPRESSION OF A CHOW TONGUE Christina Aguilera SLYEST “THE WALKING DEAD” PROMOTION Ke$ha QUADRILLIONNAIRIEST Jaden Smith GLAD TO SEE GORDON GARTRELL IS BACK IN BUSINESS Willow Smith SYNERGISTICIEST! Darren “Glee” Criss and Katy Perry BYE BYE SOUL! Ke$ha A CLOCKWORK WHORE-ANGE Christina Aguilera ACTUAL TALENT PALETTE CLEANSER Muse THE FACT THAT THEY ARE PROBABLY SPANX FREE INFURIATES ME Kelly Osbourne and Whitney Houston Rihanna BREAKIN’ OUT THE FORMAL LEATHER KANGOL Samuel L. Jackson KATY PERRY WILL BE DEAD BY MORNING Justin Bieber and Katy Perry GOODBYE EVERYBODY! Johnny Weir Follow Me on Twitter. Follow BWEtv on Twitter.

BEHOLD: The Premiere of “Orange Swan” Posted: 22 Nov 2010 12:38 AM PST Aww, our little navy orange slut monster is all growed up! Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi celebrated her 23rd birthday at Brother Jimmy’s BBQ, a New York restaurant famous for it’s pork ribs and delicious BBQ’d roofies. Snooki fancies herself a small, polish Natalie Portman, so went with a tasteful down comforter ensemble that really brings out her… eyes. Yeah, eyes. Oh, and ps, that’s a box of condoms she’s biting. Probably pickle flavored. So what did our little Snooks get for her birthday this year? Why, what all little girls always dream of getting… NUGGETS.

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