Monday, November 22, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Wundergroin: Das Legal!

Posted: 22 Nov 2010 09:02 PM PST

 Yup, That's Legal. 100% Government Approved. 
Liebe Miley Cyrus, Glückwünsche auf dem Drehen des zugelassenen Alters des Durchgriffes. Sie sind eine junge, schöne Frau geworden, deren Lende nicht mehr Ihren Mitmenschen veranlaßt, mit der Regierung zu registrieren. Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! (Happy Birthday, Miley.) Photo: Noah R-S, The Jack Kirby to My Stan Lee. Read More ...

Ben Roethlisberger Got Punched

Posted: 22 Nov 2010 05:33 PM PST

 
A bunch of you sent this one in, so here’s Ben Roethlisberger getting sucker-punched by Richard Seymour of the Raiders after the Steelers scored a touchdown during Sunday’s game. Seymour, who was ejected after the hit, has since been fined $25,000, but claims he’s not sure what happened. The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports: “It was a lot Read More ...

This Looks Straight and Other News

Posted: 22 Nov 2010 01:32 PM PST

This Looks Straight 
- The Situation dubbed “Sensation of the Year.” - Eva Longoria was “no angel” during her marriage. - Joe Jonas can’t resist… - Brad Pitt lost his camera full of private photos. This should end well. - Avril Lavigne tries her best. Let’s give her that. - David Arquette seems to be doing Read More ...

Kim Kardashian & Gabriel Aubry?

Posted: 22 Nov 2010 12:57 PM PST

   
Seen here the exact moment he realized Kim Kardashian tipped off the paparazzi, Gabriel Aubry was spotted at last night’s Lakers game with America’s most opportunistic behemoth-ass who wasted no time this morning arranging anonymous sources to claim they’re dating. Of course, absolutely none of this makes sense because you don’t go from Halle Berry Read More ...

Jessica Simpson Always Looks Pregnant

Posted: 22 Nov 2010 11:52 AM PST

   
Acting as if they’ve never seen an over-sized Jessica Simpson before (In fairness, I probably could’ve linked to any photo.), several sources are trying to say Jessica Simpson is pregnant based on these shots of her arriving at JFK Sunday night which I find insulting to Christina Aguilera who legitimately has a baby inside of Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Quit/Fired From ‘Inferno’

Posted: 22 Nov 2010 10:52 AM PST

   
Her future’s so bright, she’s gotta wear- Oh, wait, no it isn’t. If you haven’t heard already, after producers deemed her “uninsurable,” Lindsay Lohan has somehow been replaced in the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno despite it being a movie hinged entirely on the publicity of casting her in the first place. According to multiple reports, the Read More ...

Miley Cyrus and The Rest of The AMAs

Posted: 22 Nov 2010 08:12 AM PST

   
Because we can’t stare at Christina Aguilera’s blatant pregnancy or Taylor Swift’s new hotness all day – I’m kidding. Do exactly that. – here’s the last batch of photos I’m (hopefully) posting from Sunday night’s American Music Awards: Miley Cyrus, who apparently decided not to sing a song made famous by the man who ruined her Read More ...

Where Did This Taylor Swift Come From?

Posted: 22 Nov 2010 07:00 AM PST

   
Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal really does have magical powers that make women more attractive after sleeping with him, provided you ignore Kirsten Dunst because she’s a bat-person. Anyway, here’s Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards Sunday night where she ditched her usual bangs and basically looked the hottest I’ve never even imagined Taylor Swift could Read More ...

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