Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


This Guy Knocked Up Christina Aguilera

Posted: 23 Nov 2010 04:33 PM PST

 
Christina Aguilera was photographed (above) leaving her hotel before the American Music Awards Sunday night, but more importantly, she was caught holding the hand of Matthew Rutler, a production assistant on her latest movie Burlesque which filmed back in February. Now, I’m not accusing anyone of impregnating anyone – Oh, right, the headline. – but Read More ...

Did Someone Say Blake Lively? And Other News

Posted: 23 Nov 2010 03:27 PM PST

   
- Blake Lively’s breasts (above) aren’t winning over everybody. - Jessica Simpson denies pregnancy, but doesn’t deny pudding is delicious. The plot thickens… - Amy Winehouse is Jane Goodall now. - Nicola McLean looks way better when you can’t see her stretch marks. - Beyonce is looking sexier lately. - Read More ...

Jessica Alba Almost Quit Acting

Posted: 23 Nov 2010 02:46 PM PST

   
Seen here at the American Music Awards Sunday night, Jessica Alba caused a stink amongst Hollywood screenwriters when an excerpt of her saying good actors never use scripts was released from her upcoming interview in the December issue of Elle. Turns out there was even more bridge burning going on which is just now finding Read More ...

Ke$ha Wants to Have Sex With Coins Now

Posted: 23 Nov 2010 12:37 PM PST

   
Apparently not even Photoshop can’t put an ass on her. Ke$ha appears in the latest issue of Complex where she opens about her weird attraction to quarters and men with beards because her label is literally just scribbling gibberish down for her to say to keep up with GaGa: What turns you on that people would find Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Has No Shame

Posted: 23 Nov 2010 10:59 AM PST

   
If you’ve ever found yourself thinking Kim Kardashian would show up to the opening of a toilet if you paid her, please tell me how I die because clearly you’re a powerful psychic. Here she is at the opening of the 5th Annual Charmin Restrooms in Times Square this morning which is probably the most Read More ...

Paris Hilton Committed a Hate Crime

Posted: 23 Nov 2010 09:51 AM PST

   
There’s really no other classification for what’s going on here. On that note, to anyone in the Beverly Hills area yesterday, a manhole cover was not left open, so the mayor’s office is kindly requesting you please stop flooding them with calls. They’d like to go home to their families. Thank you. Photos: Splash News Read More ...

Taylor Momsen Kicked Off ‘Gossip Girl’

Posted: 23 Nov 2010 09:02 AM PST

   
Seen here presumably filming her last episode, unbeknownst to her, Taylor Momsen has been placed on an “indefinite hiatus” (Read: Shitcanned.) from Gossip Girl which probably has a whole lot to do with this, this and this. Plus that face she’s making. Deadline Hollywood reports: Although reps for The CW and producer Warner Bros. declined to Read More ...

Charlie and The Hooker: The Texts

Posted: 23 Nov 2010 08:13 AM PST

   
For those of you living full and productive lives, let me bring you up to speed on the “Charlie Sheen and The Hooker” shenanigans: Capri Anderson, the porn star/prostitute, has all of sudden decided that Charlie assaulted her in New York City despite the police seeing absolutely no evidence and her being remarkably cooperative with Read More ...

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