Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Superficial Presents: ‘The Celebrities I’m Thankful For’

Posted: 24 Nov 2010 02:15 PM PST

Heidi Montag Mel Gibson Christina Hendricks 
It’s somehow Thanksgiving again already, so while the rest of the world is forced to watch America celebrate that time we were the bad guys on Avatar, here’s my attempt to capture the spirit of the holiday by making a list of the celebrities I’m thankful for this year. Granted, I hate mostly all these Read More ...

Leighton Meester for Herbal Essences and Other News

Posted: 24 Nov 2010 12:47 PM PST

   
(Shouldn’t she be faking an orgasm? I say “faking” because the female one is pure myth.) - Angelina Jolie doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving. - Jessica Simpson apparently won’t eat some things. Who knew? - Glee: Sesame Street for Tweens? - Minka Kelly and dare I say a hint of camel-toe? - Never mind. Kelly Brook’s Read More ...

Bristol Palin: ‘Prayer Got Me Through Dancing With The Stars’

Posted: 24 Nov 2010 11:23 AM PST

   
“Lose weight during these things? I don’t get it.” Because getting paid buckets of cash to star on a popular reality show is an arduous affair not unlike Moses crossing the desert, Bristol Palin relied on the power of prayer to get her through becoming even more famous than being just the inconveniently pregnant daughter of Read More ...

Kanye is Still on Taylor Swift’s Nuts

Posted: 24 Nov 2010 10:18 AM PST

 
Kanye West performed at the Bowery Ballroom in New York last night where mid-set, he stopped and went off on some crazy stream-of-thought rant about George Bush and Taylor Swift, who he thinks should’ve come to his defense. Via Vulture, jumped because it takes Kanye 800 words just to say “Hello.” And now we are Read More ...

‘Jessica Johnson.’ *SNORT*

Posted: 24 Nov 2010 09:24 AM PST

   
Despite the fact 99.9% of my pallete is penis jokes, I completely missed the fact that Jessica Simpson will soon be Jessica “Johnson,” but apparently, she didn’t. Via Access Hollywood: “… I love how confident he is and how he’s not fazed by this world and life that I’m living. He just remains the same and Read More ...

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood’s Baby a Ward of The State

Posted: 24 Nov 2010 08:34 AM PST

   
During an emergency child placement hearing Tuesday, Teen Mom Amber Portwood’s daughter was legally declared a ward of the state following last week’s charges of two felonies and a misdemeanor. RadarOnline reports: That means that as the Department of Child Services assesses Leah’s living situation the child technically becomes a ward of the state, even though Read More ...

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