Tuesday, November 30, 2010

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


Kim Kardashian is canceling her debit card

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 03:26 PM PST

Just about 3 weeks ago, Kim Kardashian was hosting a fancy party in New York to announce the Kardashian Mastercard, a pre-paid debit card that she hoped would teach todays young people about managing their money. But then nerds who were probably ugly or flat chested and jealous of Kim starting claiming the [...]

Brooke Hogan is in a bikini

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 12:00 PM PST

If Brooke Hogan doesn’t smell like sweat and old beer I will eat my hat, and today she pushed that dirty mess she calls a vag into a bikini and went frolicking in the water on Miami Beach. After that a bunch of dead seaweed washed up on shore. Coincidence? (note: [...]

Anne Hathaway and James Franco are hosting the Oscars

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 11:29 AM PST

It's weird that at one point Anne Hathaway was considered a not-as-good version of Lindsay Lohan. Now Lindsay is such a cartoony punchline she should change her name because “Lindsay Lohan” is like "garbage men" or "Blackwater". It conjures up a negative image that she'll never escape. Anyway, Hathaway and James [...]

Monday morning headlines

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 07:32 AM PST

LESLIE NIELSEN - died last night due to complications from pneumonia. The complication being that he had pneumonia. It’s sometimes forgotten that he was a respected dramatic actor until Airplane in 1980, which is still his best movie. The key to good satire is to not acknowledge any of the weird [...]

Jennifer Aniston still looks ok in a bikini

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 05:56 AM PST

Jennifer Ansiton spent Thanksgiving in Cabo again this year, and even though she's whiny, spoiled and generally unpleasant, it's hard to deny that she has nice boobs for an old lady. Unfortunately they’re right between that hagged, frozen face and those stick-like arms. God might as well have put those tits on [...]

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