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- Cameron Diaz is still riding the A-Rod train, ugh
- Hot Guy Thanksgiving: Bow down your heads and give thanks
- Kate Gosselin denies kids were expelled, says they’d ‘fall apart’ if the show ended
- Kanye West whines: “Taylor Swift never came to my defense at any interview!”
- ‘Burlesque’ is worse than ‘Showgirls’, critics say
- Whoopi Goldberg & Bill O’Reilly talk about their controversial fight
- Jessica Simpson on her Tofurky dinner: “It’s gonna be jiggly & weird”
- DWTS finale: who won? (Spoilers)
- Dina Lohan is “trying” to bust Lindsay out of court-ordered rehab for Thanksgiving
- Capri Anderson drops plans for civil lawsuit against Charlie Sheen
| Cameron Diaz is still riding the A-Rod train, ugh Posted: 24 Nov 2010 08:32 AM PST
According to Us Weekly, LaineyGossip, Bauer Griffin and other media outlets, Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez have reunited. They're both in Miami, and they've been spotted going to the gym together and sunbathing on a yacht. So… did they ever really break up? Sources claimed weeks ago that they broke up when Camy came to the realization that she kind of hated A-Rod, and that they had nothing in common. Camy was then seen partying with Matthew Morrison, amongst other dudes. Lainey thinks it's just a holiday hookup, and that Camy just went back for a piece. I hope so. I've said it before about Camy, though, and I'll say it again: I admire her game, even if I don't always care for her pieces. I respect that she just goes in, gets off, and leaves. So even if this is "more" than a holiday piece, I trust that Camy still isn't THAT serious about him.
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| Hot Guy Thanksgiving: Bow down your heads and give thanks Posted: 24 Nov 2010 08:15 AM PST
Since I plan to spend Thanksgiving in a vat of gravy, and Friday will probably be much of the same (with an added bonus of some kind of marathon of one of my favorite cop dramas), I'm doing a very special Hot Guy Friday, only this episode is called "Hot Guy Thanksgiving". It is for the men (and the dongs) we are thankful for. Note: "Very special Thanksgiving Edition" = not as many dongs. Sorry, peeps! I usually have a whole week to prepare HGF, so this one is going to be short. My bad! Anyway, our headliner HGThanksgiving is, of course, David Gandy. Gandy has now become the only repeat headliner - I think it's an honor well-deserved, because… you know… the hotness. Also note: Some of the really sexy black-and-white shots were done by Terry Richardson, a known pervert… although the shots are so incredibly hot that we might have to avoid name-calling for a few weeks, you know? Well done, Terry.
Mark Harmon is one of my silver fox crushes. We've had repeated requests for this particular silver fox, and I'm such an NCIS sucker, I gave in. He deserves it! He's been married to the same woman (his first wife) for decades, and he seems like a great guy. Plus, LeRoy Jethro Gibbs FOREVER. For the true Gibbs-loonies, I threw in a photo of the 'stache.
Edgar Ramirez, by request. At first I thought "whatever." But then I looked at more photos of him, and now I'm like "I am thankful for this request."
Lennie James, by request.
Paul Bettany - I always forget what a sexy bastard he is. He’s really got it, though, doesn’t he? It’s not just the accent - it’s the lanky, self-confident, funny, sweet air he has. Sigh… Bettany.
Kal Penn, by request.
I find Kyle Chandler attractive, and I know he’s a good actor, but the man has hair issues. Like, I’m pretty sure it’s his real hair, but he styles it to look like a piece.
Timothy Olyphant, by request. We always get requests for him - I guess we get a lot of Olyphant-loonies? Sure.
LL Cool J - these are just new photos of him on the NCIS: LA set. He’s applying chapstick!
Aaron Eckhart, by request (I think CB might have asked for him…?). I tried to find some older photos where his hair isn’t jacked.
Eddie Izzard, by request. He’s rather fabulous, but I didn’t go looking for any drag photos. Cameo by Bill Nighy!
Paul Rudd, by request. He’s been in New York, finishing filming on Wanderlust with Jennifer Aniston. I think Aniston must demand all of her costars get a mandatory blow-out.
Jason Bateman, by express request. I love him dearly, I find him adorable, but I never, ever fantasize about him going downtown. NEVER. Still, I would love to hang out with him.
Michael Imperioli, by request. I don’t find him hot, but I think he’s a talented actor.
I sh-t you not, we had a request for Jack Black too. Ugh.
Tom Hardy. My GOD…..
I knew there were a lot of Trekkies on here, but really? Patrick Stewart? Cameo by my shamecrush!
Adrian Paul, by request.
Bobby Long, by repeated request. He’s some kind of British singer, and he’s friends with Sparkles. Please stop requesting this very young, very unattractive kid.
Rodrigo Santoro is close to perfect. That is all.
I cannot even begin to describe how attracted I am to Matt Damon now that his face has filled out and he’s wearing glasses. Those hot frames are like erotica to me.
Gerard Butler… I honestly feel like I’m cheating on him with Gandy! I really do. This is my apology to Gerry.
My Clive. I know some of you want “From The Desk of Clive Owen” to be a regular feature, but honestly, there’s aren’t always new photos of him! So here’s a taste of Clive’s message to you, personally: “Hello, my love. I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Think of me when you’re licking gravy off of your fingers, and I’ll do the same. Yours, Clive.”
And lastly, we have my favorite part of Thanksgiving, The Hamm. I love how succulent The Hamm is. So, so juicy. Salty, and sweet. Mouth-watering. Dongtastic, if you will. I give many thanks to The Hamm and his glorious bulge. AMEN.
Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, Vogue, Vanity Fair, GQ, Terry Richardson’s archives, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images. |
| Kate Gosselin denies kids were expelled, says they’d ‘fall apart’ if the show ended Posted: 24 Nov 2010 08:14 AM PST
Her kids would fall apart if the show ended? Doesn’t she mean that they’ll fall apart if she withdraws all attention and interest in them, as she does whenever the show is not filming? Isn’t this woman interesting to watch? She doesn’t answer questions directly and just kind of skirts around the issues. It’s like she figures it’s not lying if she talks about it in vague terms. She never says “no, my children were not expelled” just “No” and “they’re being tutored.” We all know she was boning her married bodyguard, yet that long term relationship becomes men “here and there” and she’s “still looking.” She’s “still looking” for someone to take care of her when her TV opportunities dry up. Here are a bunch of pictures of Kate from that video. Don’t you love her new poof?
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| Kanye West whines: “Taylor Swift never came to my defense at any interview!” Posted: 24 Nov 2010 08:01 AM PST
If there's any sure-fire way for me to find my way back to Team Swifty, it's for Kanye West to get on his high horse and bitch about her. My Team Swifty status has been in flux ever since the BS with John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal. I don't care for the way she's trying to front like she's this perfect little fairy princess with an emotional age of 13 years old, all while boning Mayer's douche dong and bitching about him lyrics, only to snatch up/beard for Jake G. There's a dichotomy there, and it's unflattering. But I will go back to my Team Swifty status, because Kanye West is absolutely ridiculous. Last night, Kanye gave a surprise performance at The Bowery Ballroom (that was very well received), and in between songs, Kanye did what Kanye does best: martyr himself. In the world according to Kanye, Taylro Swift is the bad guy because not ONCE did she defend him, post-VMAs.
[From Us Weekly] What was Swifty supposed to say, exactly? "You know that douche who stole my thunder and made me cry? He's not that bad." What's worse is that Kanye is the one who keeps bringing this crap up! It's not even about Swifty anymore, it's about Kanye and his ego, and how he's the next Jesus or whatever. Ugh. Go to NY Mag's Vulture column to read more about Kanye's rant - here's an okay video of it too:
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| ‘Burlesque’ is worse than ‘Showgirls’, critics say Posted: 24 Nov 2010 07:28 AM PST
Am I one of the few people that has never seen Showgirls? I just couldn't, not even for the sake of "camp". Which brings me to a side note - I don't think I have the "camp" gene, honestly. Like, I've never seen what the big deal is about Rocky Horror Picture Show. I've never thought "You know what would be fun? Showgirls!" I'm not saying this in a snobby "I enjoy real art" kind of way - I like fun, silly stuff that I don't have to think about. But the "camp" niche is not something that has ever appealed to me. So, with that in mind, I have absolutely no desire to see Burlesque, even though it looks "campy" especially with The High Priestess of Camp, Cher. I'm just… ugh. I think it looks absolutely horrible. Critics think so too - currently, the film has a 33% at Rotten Tomatoes. Bad, bad, bad. The Daily Beast has a compare-and-contrast between Burlesque and Showgirls, considering their story lines are very similar. But here's something I didn't realize until I read Roger Ebert's review - Burlesque is PG-13, and there is no sex or nudity or anything sexy. Showgirls was supposed to be very filthy, right? Like, lots of nipples and… pool sex, maybe? I seem to remember something about pool sex and a lesbian motif between Gina Gershon and Elizabeth Berkley. Anyway, if you want to read something more amusing than the actual Burlesque film, you should read Roger Ebert's take. Turns out, he has very found memories of Chicago burlesque houses, and he knows good burlesque when he sees it. One last thing - Christina Aguilera has officially gone public with her new boyfriend, whom she met on Burlesque. A photo of the two of them is here. BUT HIS MOM SAID IT WASN’T HAPPENING!!!!
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| Whoopi Goldberg & Bill O’Reilly talk about their controversial fight Posted: 24 Nov 2010 07:02 AM PST
On The O’Reilly Factor, Bill and Whoopi where much nicer to each other and pretty much acted like everything was fine. They did discuss their viewpoints on the issue of terrorism and Islam, (Bill continued his “Muslims attacked us on 9/11″ argument and Whoopi said he was overgeneralizing) but were calmer about it despite their disagreements. Whoopi was promoting her latest book, Is It Just Me?: Or is it nuts out there?. Here’s some of what these two said and the video is above. (I’m not going to recap all the other stuff, you can watch the video if you’re interested.)
[From Access Hollywood] Their political arguments give me a headache, but good for Whoopi and O’Reilly for getting along, as annoying as it is to hear them argue about this sh*t yet again. Then again, it’s probably the first time I’ve ever watched more than a minute or two of the O’Reilly factor at a stretch. Whoopi and Bill went on to talk about the pitfalls of the Internet, and how people can hide behind screens and anonymity to be mean and bully others. They agreed on that point, and they didn’t say anything new or particularly interesting about it. It made them sound kind of old and out of touch. Maybe they have more in common than they know.
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| Jessica Simpson on her Tofurky dinner: “It’s gonna be jiggly & weird” Posted: 24 Nov 2010 06:47 AM PST
Even more Jessica Simpson stuff! I know, I know. But she's so easy to talk about and write about. Anyway, Jess was on Jimmy Fallon last night, and she said something that kind of amused me. According to Jess, Eric Johnson is the kind of dude who goes to see "healers". Hand. To. God. So, Eric went to see a "healer" and this dude told Eric that he needed to be healthier - that he needs to become a vegan. As you can imagine, Jessica in all of her Texan glory is struggling to understand what this mysterious "Tofurkey" is. Or, as Jess says, "It’s gonna be jiggly and weird.” Pot, kettle.
[From People] Poor Jess. I've known and loved vegans in my life, and I wouldn't wish a vegan Thanksgiving on anyone. The Tofurky is fine (not really), but what I would really miss is the ham. Sweet, delicious ham. Mmm… By the way, these photos are of Jessica and Eric last night - I guess they were going out to dinner? I hate Jessica's puffy black jacket. It's very unflattering. And I still don't know why their body language is still so awkward. Why can't they just hold hands? Why does Eric have to crook his arm so it's like every day is Jessica's debutante ball?
Photos courtesy of Fame. |
| DWTS finale: who won? (Spoilers) Posted: 24 Nov 2010 06:30 AM PST
In a finale stuffed with a lot of filler (at one point I walked away when David Hasselhoff was talking and came back a few minutes later to Florence Henderson dancing really poorly in a yellow turban), most of the season’s losing contestants came back, except Michael Bolton who was performing in London, and Audrina Patridge, who was reportedly sick, possibly suffering a bad case of SoreLoseritis.
Bristol Palin was the competitor who caused the most controversy, inspiring debate on her success all the way to the finals that was fueld solely by popular votes, because the judges’ scores put her at the bottom nearly every week. But fan votes couldn’t push her all the way to the mirror ball tropthy. She placed third, deservedly so. Her dance moves improved over the course of the season, and she loosened up a lot, but her performance just wasn’t mirror ball trophy material. So then there were two: Jennifer Grey, who the judges drooled over most of the season, consistently giving her perfect 10 scores, and Kyle Massey, so full of energy and force of personality that overcame his sometimes technical problems. After a really long suspenseful pause, Jennifer Grey was crowned the champion of Dancing with the Stars. Jennifer’s win was deserved. She was the best dancer with a good attitude to match. Kyle Massey has nothing to be ashamed of. If he’s smart, he can parlay his runner-up status into a much bigger career, either continuing with Disney or on his own. What can I say about Bristol Palin that won’t be controversial? Nothing, so all I’ll say is TGIO, Thank Goodness It’s Over. Photos via NYDN and thanks to ABC.
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| Dina Lohan is “trying” to bust Lindsay out of court-ordered rehab for Thanksgiving Posted: 24 Nov 2010 06:16 AM PST
While you're gobbling down your mom's dry turkey (my mother hates juicy turkey, for some reason), stop for a moment and contemplate the total UNFAIRNESS of Lindsay Lohan's life. You'd think that spending years acting like a perfectly respectable crackhead and being in and out of jail and rehab and extending all of that time and effort on the worst kind of crack shenanigans would ensure that she would - AT THE VERY LEAST - get to spend Thanksgiving with Mother Crackhead, right? WRONG.
[From Radar] Dina really doesn't think the rules ever apply to her or Lindsay, does she? The judge said Lindsay had to stay in rehab until January 3, but Lindsay and Dina are both experts at the crack hustle, so I'm actually kind of shocked their hustle hasn't worked. Also: why is absolutely necessary to have Thanksgiving in New York? I mean, besides the possibility to score some drugs from local dealers. Why can't Dina just celebrate in California, and actually exert the effort to be with her daughter on Thanksgiving through court-approved methods? That being said, The Betty Ford Clinic seems to be buying some of the Lohan crack hustle, so I wouldn't be surprised if they allowed Lindsay to leave for 24 hours or something like that.
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| Capri Anderson drops plans for civil lawsuit against Charlie Sheen Posted: 24 Nov 2010 05:55 AM PST
According to Sheen’s rep, he never offered Anderson a payoff. The leak of these texts seems to prove otherwise. I would bet that Sheen’s camp leaked them despite their denials. Anderson is casual and friendly in the messages. She sounds more concerned about getting cash to replace her designer purse than being scared for her safety as she claimed in recent interviews. She writes: “u trashed my brand new prada purse dude not cool - how u managed to rip the strap off and put 2 holes in it is beyond me.” What’s more is that Radar, which was the first outlet to get a statement from Sheen after the incident, had a story yesterday that Anderson spoke with Sheen’s ex, Denise Richards, prior to Sheen’s meltdown and told her all about her life as a prostitute. (Some would say that it isn’t an entirely unfamiliar lifestyle for Richards, although I’ll leave it at that.) Richards was of course at the Plaza hotel staying in a nearby hotel room with her two daughters that night. Sheen’s team is in overdrive trying to smear this woman, and that’s not difficult considering that she’s a porn star and a prostitute. There’s still a criminal case pending against Sheen, however, and Anderson’s rep tells CNN that’s as far as she’s taking her complaint for now. “Ms. Walsh has thus, and for the time being, opted to consult the New York City authorities regarding the events of October 26, 2010… Through the process [of speaking out, Anderson] has experienced the natural emotions of many domestic violence victims, that of fear, anxiety and ultimately, a certain level of empowerment.” Sheen’s lawsuit against Anderson claims that she stole his $165,000 Patek Philippe watch, and that’s what prompted his meltdown, during which Anderson was never in physical danger:
[From CNN] So did this woman steal a watch from Sheen, did he nearly choke her and did she genuinely fear for her life? We know that Sheen has physically harmed several former girlfriends and wives, we know that the room was completely trashed, and we know that the cops were called on the scene whether Anderson called them or not. Sheen’s people insist that she called a girlfriend, not the police, and in her interviews she never said that she is the one who called 911. The truth is probably somewhere in between Anderson and Sheen’s version, but I don’t doubt that she was scared for her safety that night. Anderson’s tears seemed real to me, although many of you vehemently disagreed and understandably question her motives. Charlie Sheen photos credit: WENN.com
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