Monday, November 29, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Heidi Montag’s Dead Doctor Was Hilarious

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 06:15 PM PST

   
This story actually hit late Thanksgiving Eve, but was too good to get lost in the mix. The following are emails sent to Heidi Montag (above — I think) from her late plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan, who, when he wasn’t pushing for her to get more “injectables,” was constantly trying to rope his Frankenstein Read More ...

Steve Johnson: ‘This How You Do Me, God?’

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 04:20 PM PST

   
After missing a game-winning touchdown against the Pittsburgh Steelers yesterday, Steve Johnson, who’s apparently the Kanye West of NFL Tweets, took to Twitter last night where he actually cursed God for not helping him win a football game: I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! Read More ...

Irvin Kershner Died (1923 – 2010)

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 03:06 PM PST

 
Filmmaker Irvin Kershner died at age 87 Saturday after a three year battle with lung cancer, according to the Associated Press. He was most famously known for directing The Empire Strikes Back, a movie in which he fought George Lucas to include one of the most classic lines in sci-fi history: “When I finally accepted the Read More ...

Kelly Brook Will Unite Us and Other News

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 01:46 PM PST

   
- Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are doomed. - Willie Nelson arrested for pot, as if that means anything to him. - James Franco and Anne Hathaway are hosting the Oscars. - Marisa Miller almost saved The Tonight Show. Almost.. - Anne Hathaway gets naked in Love and Other Drugs. Read More ...

‘Furnch Fries!’

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 12:09 PM PST

   
A lot of people try to argue I write this site because I’m secretly jealous of celebrities which is, obviously, not true. I just hate everyone who isn’t me, that’s all. However, I will admit to being jealous in this case, and this case only, because there’s no way any of us will ever be Read More ...

Sarah Palin Defends Willow’s ‘F-ggot’ Rant

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 10:59 AM PST

 
What was almost a completely forgotten about issue has been resurrected by Sarah Palin’s inability to portray herself as anything but a helpless victim of the media, a dont’cha know. Here she is talking to Sean Hannity where, unprompted, she brought up Willow Palin’s publicized use of the word “faggot” to attack a classmate who Read More ...

Kim Kardashian is a Tease

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 10:05 AM PST

   
What you’re looking at is Kim Kardashian participating in the Keep a Child Alive campaign for World AIDS Day. Apparently on Wednesday she’ll sign off of both Facebook and Twitter, or “die” in this topsy-turvy Internet world, until $1 million is raised by texting “KIM” to 90999. Does anyone else find that to be the Read More ...

Who Wants Leftovers?

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 09:13 AM PST

Megan Fox Went to Disney World Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal Were Photographed Together That Kim Kardashian & Gabriel Aubry Thing is Actually Real 
Now that we’ve stared deeply into Jennifer Aniston’s breasts and watched Jessica Simpson battle her demons, it’s time to wrap up the rest of the holiday and get back to business. Here are the last bits of gossip from Thanksgiving that should hopefully bring everyone up to speed before we do this all over again Read More ...

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