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• Tom Hardy’s fiancée is jealous of his chemistry with Reese Witherspoon
• Malin Akerman is probably replacing Lindsay Lohan on ‘Inferno’
• Jessica Simpson demands people compliment her ring at her engagement party
• Diane Kruger doesn’t wear deodorant, probably has B.O.
• John Travolta is allegedly a bottom, loves dark, swarthy men (NSFW)

Tom Hardy’s fiancée is jealous of his chemistry with Reese Witherspoon Posted: 21 Nov 2010 08:09 AM PST I was going to save these photos for the next Hot Guy Friday (I'm think Hot Guy Thanksgiving, Dongs We Are Thankful For), but this In Touch Weekly story was too good to pass up. Probably because Tom Hardy is now big enough that he's getting some tabloid stories! WOOHOO! Yay! Of course, the story is just some BS piece about how his fiancée is jealous of his professional relationship with Reese Witherspoon, his costar on This Means War. It's not that I don't think Tom would screw around on his fiancee - I do. After all, this is a man who spoke openly about "playing" with "everybody and everything". I just don't think Reese is up for it - although that would be very interesting if she was: Reese Witherspoon is one of Hollywood's biggest stars, so it's no surprise that she often ends up acting alongside some of the industry's hottest leading men. Bit it turns out that a British actress named Charlotte Riley isn't exactly a fan. A source on the set of Reese's next film, a rom-com called This Means War, tells In Touch that Charlotte flew to the Vancouver set it seems she wants to make sure her fiancé Tom Hardy behaves himself. "There are so many scenes with Reese and Tom flirting, kissing and getting physical," the source reports. "The buzz on set is that Charlotte came up to keep an eye on her man." Charlotte, 28, may have cause for concern - the on-screen lovers' friendship is blossoming off-camera as well. "Reese and Tom spend hours together every day," the source said. Of course, Reese is still very much involved with her boyfriend, agent Jim Toth. But that doesn't keep her costars' girlfriends from seeing green: Kristen Stewart was jealous of Reese as well when Reese and Robert Pattinson worked together on Water for Elephants. "Reese has that effect," the source explained. "Guys just fall in love with her!" [From In Touch Weekly, print edition] Yeah, I really think Reese is happy with Jim Toth, but I also don't think she's this saint who would never do anything less than perfect. I kind of believed the rumors about Reese and Joaquin back when they filmed Walk the Line - and that was when Reese and Ryan Phillippe were still married (although Ryan was apparently screwing around on Reese for a while too). So would Reese be above a quickie with British hottie Tom Hardy? God, I hope not.

Malin Akerman is probably replacing Lindsay Lohan on ‘Inferno’ Posted: 21 Nov 2010 07:41 AM PST Yesterday, we covered The Firing of The Blohan - Lindsay Lohan was apparently booted off of Inferno, the Linda Lovelace biopic. According to Inferno's director Matthew Wilder, the whole thing went down because he (finally) came to conclusion that Lindsay is an uninsurable nightmare crackhead, and he wanted to go in a different direction. Note: Camp Blohan is trying to spin this is in a "I didn't get fired, I totally quit" way. A source told Radar, “Lindsay has realized that in order to get her life and career back on track, she has to be very selective with her projects. She wants to pursue projects like the ones that made her successful. She also realizes that she doesn’t need to identify with roles that relate to issues she dealt with. Everyone on her treatment team has stressed that.” I don't really see how this is Lindsay's choice when no one wants to insure her, you know? So that a big fat "whatevs Lindsay." Anyhoodle, Radar is trying to steal E! News thunder and announce Lindsay's replacement - Malin Akerman: Director Matthew Wilder has wasted no time in replacing Lindsay Lohan as the star of his upcoming Inferno, RadarOnline.com has learned. He’s brought in superhot Malin Akerman to star in the Linda Lovelace biopic, Deadline Hollywood is reporting. Malin, who shot to fame in the Vince Vaughn comedy Couples Retreat, is now costarring with Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd in Wanderlust, shooting in New York. RadarOnline.com was the first to reveal that Wilder was backing away from his long support of the troubled Lohan to star in his movie. On Wednesday he told us he had a “Plan B” in place. And yesterday, Wilder told us it was a done deal. “We’ve fired Lindsay,” he said, revealing that “we’ve already lined up somebody else who we are really happy with.” Lindsay’s camp is insisting she wasn’t fired, it was her decision to pull out of the film. Either way, Akerman is a great “get” for Wilder and moves the project up several notches. There’s no word yet on when they’ll start shooting. Lindsay is set to complete her court-ordered treatment at the Betty Ford Center on January 3. [From Radar] Yes, Malin is a much better candidate than anyone I could come up with. She's not really A-list, but she's solid B-list, and she gets a lot of supporting/character work in films. Plus, she had the decency to try and avoid Gerard Butler when he was groping her, for which I kind of love her. And she's not a jacked up crackhead. All in all, worlds better than Blohan. But will Malin really be comfortable with how degrading the script is? Or will there be other changes too? Eh. Here are some photos of Lindsay and her jacked lips on Friday. Only a crackhead would pose outside of a court-ordered rehab facility like this - like she was in Paris for the shows. Jesus.

Jessica Simpson demands people compliment her ring at her engagement party Posted: 21 Nov 2010 07:21 AM PST Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson threw themselves an engagement party on Thursday night, which seems rather soon to me. I think the theory/guess that Jess and Eric will be walking down the aisle in a hurry is probably right on - if you told me the nuptials were going to be around Christmas, I wouldn't yell at you. I really do think she'll try to have this wedding bigger and sooner than Nick's… and the fact that she's still comparing is pathetic. Anyway, whirlwind engagement, big, fat engagement party, etc. Most sites covered it without bashing Jessica - People Magazine notes that the theme of the party was "Italian" which basically means they ordered pizzas. A source notes that Jessica was excited to show off her ring. Us Weekly gets more details: Less than a week after Us Weekly exclusively broke the news of their engagement, Jessica Simpson, 30, and Eric Johnson, 31, celebrated with friends and family at a party on Thursday night. About 40 to 50 people, including a few NFL players, gathered at the California home of Simpson’s parents, Joe and Tina. Guests were served hamburger and veggie burger sliders, chicken skewers, mini pizzas, shrimp, and for dessert, mini cupcakes. “They were very happy,” a friend of Jessica’s tells UsMagazine.com. “It was the first time they had seen a lot of their friends since the engagement. She was excited to see her girlfriends.” [From Us Weekly] Sounds nice. In Touch Weekly has an interesting/hilarious sidenote though - apparently the whole affair was catered by La Loggia Italian Bistro, including wait staff. And this is what happened: “Jessica and Eric looked so happy,” an insider tells In Touch. Not all was smooth sailing, however — the singer, who along with her former football player beau arrived two hours late for the soiree, seemed anxious for guests’ approval of her unique ruby engagement ring. “At one point, she asked one of the servers what she thought of the ring. When the server said it was beautiful, Jessica snapped, ‘You don’t mean that!’” the insider says. But all in all, the blond beauty enjoyed her celebration. “Jessica is in love,” the insider adds, “and kept talking about her wedding plans and new life with Eric.” [From In Touch Weekly] I love the idea of Jessica showing everyone her dumb mall ring and snapping at people who don't exclaim "OMG, that's the best ring, EVER!" I so hope this is true. It's perfect! Also - I know some of you are theorizing that Jessica is pregnant. I wouldn't doubt it in the least.

Diane Kruger doesn’t wear deodorant, probably has B.O. Posted: 21 Nov 2010 06:50 AM PST Diane Kruger is a beautiful actress. She even played the-face-that-launched-a-thousand-ships Helen in the ill-fated Brad Pitt/Orlando Bloom vehicle Troy. She’s dating Joshua Jackson from Dawson’s Creek and seems to have a charmed life. However, as Us Weekly has taught us, stars can be just like us. Diane’s human flaw is that she may stink. Diane, the face of Calvin Klein’s new fragrance Beauty, considers herself a perfume junkie because she’s allergic to deodorant. “I wear it [perfume] every day. In the morning, the bottle is right there next to my toothbrush. I’m allergic to deodorant, so I even spritz it on my underarms. That’s probably a little too much information….[At the gym] then I spritz extra. But, yes, I probably smell bad after a workout….I like to share my imperfections and vulnerabilities. This impossible pursuit of youth and perfection is not for me.” [In Style, print edition, December 2010] I would guess the pursuit of perfection is a heck of a lot easier when you have professional stylists and are friends with Karl Lagerfeld, even if you do smell like B.O. If she wasn’t shilling Calvin Klein, she’d bottle Eau de Essence of Pacey: “The smell of my man [actor Joshua Jackson]. That ‘waking up in the morning with the person you love’ smell — it’s the sexiest scent in the world.” I’d probably wear Eau de Pacey too. I also have really sensitive skin, and I can’t wear anything with perfumes or dyes. Fortunately, Secret makes a great hypoallergenic product so I don’t have to drown myself in cologne. Just the thought of spritzing perfume on my freshly-shaven underarms makes me cringe — that must sting! And that’s probably a little too much information from me.

John Travolta is allegedly a bottom, loves dark, swarthy men (NSFW) Posted: 20 Nov 2010 09:58 AM PST It was either this story or the one about Jessica Simpson demanding that waiters tell her that her engagement ring is pretty (which, honestly, I may do later). So, Gawker has an exclusive with writer Robert Randolph, best known as the dude who has been "telling all" about John Travolta's homosexual (ALLEGED!!!) dalliances. Randolph thus far as given "exclusives" to Star and The National Enquirer, like the stories about Travolta boning dudes in spas, and how Travolta has had fifty to sixty male lovers, at least. Anyway, once Gawker got a hold of Randolph, this dude sang like a (very sketchy and deeply fabulous) canary. Honestly, he was so graphic, I'm not even sure I can or should reprint some of this stuff. Imagine me, sitting her clutching my anal beads pearls. When I sent the link to CB, she joked about how the Church of Scientology was going to arrange for his "suicide" - although that's probably a joke in very bad taste, considering Randolph claims CoS hoodlums have already tried to run him off the road. Twice. And no, "running him off the road" isn't some kind of gay euphemism. The full Gawker piece is here, and here are most of the highlights. NSFW WARNING: This is very, very graphic, and not for the faint of heart. Author Robert Randolph has been talking to the tabloids about John Travolta’s habit of hooking up with men at Los Angeles saunas. Most media outlets, however, were too shy to delve into the steamy details. We’re not quite as timid. Randolph, an interior designer by trade, says he first started visiting LA’s City Spa in 1995. It wasn’t long, he claims, before he encountered fellow member and notorious closet case John Travolta, who frequented the spa to hook up with other men. Randolph says his first encounter with Travolta, who was then in his early 40s, took place in one of the spa’s steam rooms. “I walked in and the guy was giving John a blowjob and, like guys do, he pulled his head up when I walked in. Then they left the room,” Randolph described Travolta’s mate as a “very handsome, very hung” Middle-Eastern man. “I decided to follow them. There was an empty massage room upstairs where guys could go and have sex. I followed them up there and I went in the next room where I normally got my massages, and I watched them have sex. Full-blown sex. Anal.” In case you’re wondering, Travolta is a bottom. It was after he’d seen Travolta getting it on with numerous men at the spa that Randolph had a run-in of his own. “We were both next to each other in the steam room and he started stroking his d–k. It was hard,” Randolph says. “He undid my towel and said, ‘Let’s have some fun.’ I said no. I told him I wasn’t comfortable.” There’s nothing wrong with hooking up with guys in bathhouses; we firmly believe that consenting adults should have as much sex as humanly possible. But Travolta’s salacious trips to steam rooms are a little unusual considering the circumstances. Not only has he been married to Kelly Preston since 1991 (and fathered three children with her, including one that died and one that’s about to be born any day now), he’s also a prominent member of the Church of Scientology, which believes in “curing” people of their homosexuality. Critics of the church claim that information culled during “auditing sessions”—a process in which members clear themselves of “negative influences” and occasionally brings up details of sexual liaisons—is used to keep celebrities in the closet and in the church. Scientology’s position on homosexuality, needless to say, is controversial. Indeed the church’s hard-line stance has lost them a number of prominent members in recent years. But Scientology’s position of the issue hasn’t stopped Travolta from leading a rather active gay sex life, according to Randolph. Travolta, he says, visited gay spas several times a week, and was always on the lookout for some man-on-man action. And Randolph claims he’s seen Travolta in any number of compromising positions over the years. “I’ve seen people sucking his d–k. I’ve seen him sucking other guys’ d–ks. Anal wasn’t always involved. But there was always action of some kind,” he says. “It was often sucking, masturbating, and jerking off in front of everyone.” Not the sort of behavior, in other words, that one would be expect from a member of an anti-gay group that many call a cult. According to Randolph, Travolta definitely has a type. “His preference is Middle Eastern or guys with dark features,” he explains. “His taste has changed over the 15 years that I’ve seen him visiting spas. First he strictly liked black guys. For the longest time if you weren’t black, he didn’t want you. Then he was into Middle Eastern men. Then it was Mexicans and other Hispanic guys. Then he moved on to Koreans. I guess he doesn’t have much of a preference any more.” If there’s one thing he likes, though, it’s guys with big d–ks, Randolph claims. Especially if the men in question are straight. “He does do more masculine gay guys, but his thing is straight guys,” Randolph says. “He pulls them in because they’re shocked and impressed that it’s Travolta and that they’re hooking up with him.” How on earth does the actor seduce all these straight guys? The lure of celebrity plays a big part. “In the beginning, he would come in and people would recognize him and he would let people approach him,” Randolph says of Travolta’s seduction technique. “He’s very personable, and he would use the fact he’s a star to reel guys in.” Eventually, he took that for granted. “It got to the point where he wouldn’t even look at a person’s eyes, he’d just stare at their c–k and then follow them off to a more secluded space. That’s how he operates now. For the last couple of years, he’s had no discretion.” While Randolph isn’t afraid to get into some of the dirty details, there are a few things he didn’t want to get into, like the size of Travolta’s endowment or some of the more outrageous things he’s seen him do over the years. “That’s in the book. But he’s over-the-top kinky,” Randolph says. “Dirty, dirty, kinky, kinky. Stuff no one in their right mind would want to come out.” Speaking of never coming out, it’s doubtful Travolta ever will—especially considering he has a pregnant wife and is devoted to an anti-gay “religious” group. According to Randolph, though, it’s hardly a secret. “Everyone in LA knows.” [From Gawker] At this point, I don't even know what advice I would give to Travolta, not that he would take it. Should he just leave the CoS and come out of the closet? Should he just stop with the international spa dongfests and just force himself to be the best (hetereosexual) husband and father possible? And before everyone yells at me and starts screaming about how it's nobody's business - did you miss the part where Travolta belongs to a cult that tries to "cure" the gay by tin-can "audits"? Did you miss the part about Travolta spending ten days on an Australian dongfest while Kelly Preston is about to "give birth"? There are larger issues at play here, beyond the decades-long dongfests - this is about a cult, a culture of bigotry, and transparency with the media. Sure, Travolta isn't a public official, but he's still selling a false image of a happy family man… what's the difference between Travolta and someone like Tiger Woods? Besides the fact that Tiger liked Ho-Jo's waitresses and Travolta likes big, swarthy dongs? Allegedly.

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