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- Jennifer Aniston parties with Chelsea Handler in Cabo
- Elisabetta Canalis continues to look mannish, has another “acting job”
- Pete Burns on his plastic surgery: pus squirting out, science fiction horror
- John Travolta’s team sends out a “blistering missive” to Gawker
- Lindsay Lohan spent Thanksgiving with her dad, in California
- Jessica Simpson didn’t suck during Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade
- Enquirer: Eva Longoria’s husband Tony Parker cheated with seven other women
- Britney Spears feels ‘betrayed’ by her parents reconciliation
- Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift’s romantic London getaway
- In Touch: Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick are getting married for the cash
Jennifer Aniston parties with Chelsea Handler in Cabo Posted: 26 Nov 2010 08:54 AM PST Over the holidays, Jennifer Aniston and several of her friends flew down to Cabo, of course. One of those friends was Chelsea Handler - whom Aniston has claimed is not a close friend, although Chelsea Handler does obsessively maintain her "Team Aniston" status publicly, very often. And for that, Chelsea was rewarded with a trip to Cabo. Chelsea and Jennifer even did coordinating bikinis, although Aniston looked much better in her bikini, of course. There was also something about Aniston possibly having some romantic interest in Cabo too - she was photographed with this dark haired guy, and at one point, it looks like they're hugging…? But even in these telephoto pics, this dude is giving me "he's a gay BFF" vibes. Seriously, the dude looks like Johnny Weir is Johnny let himself go. If this is Aniston's new boyfriend, then she could do WAY better. Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin. |
Elisabetta Canalis continues to look mannish, has another “acting job” Posted: 26 Nov 2010 08:12 AM PST Elisabetta Canalis has a job, thank you very much. She has a part in an Italian film called A Natale Mi Sposo, and she's been promoting the thing over the past few days, including a leather-clad premiere (photos here) and a acid-washed jean-clad photo call (these are the photo call photos). Even before her recent appearance on Clooney's arm at a human rights gala, I had been wondering what Eli was up to. She and Clooney have been mysteriously quiet for several months now. What is up with them? Are they just hanging out in Italy, doing crazy sex stuff? In my mind, that crazy stuff would get boring after a while, you know? How many times can the leather hood and harness really be titillating? Anyway, Eli has a job and she's a real actress and everything. Do you think Clooney bought and paid for Eli's job? Could be. Let's hope she's a better actress in Italian than she is in English. Also - why do I always find her so mannish? Maybe it's the jacket - they make her shoulders look really big and powerful (just the way Clooney likes?). I'm honestly not trying to be a bitch, but someone told me that she was born a man, I would believe it. |
Pete Burns on his plastic surgery: pus squirting out, science fiction horror Posted: 26 Nov 2010 07:44 AM PST
Dr. Fischer estimates that around 70% of celebrities have had plastic surgery. Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison, Kourtney Kardashian, Jenna Jameson and Jordan are among the women whose breasts Dr. Fisher has done. He has a “teardrop” technique that supposedly makes cleavage look more natural. He also fixes a lot of overaggressive and unnatural looking surgery from other doctors, and advises clients against getting unnecessary surgery. Of Heidi Montag’s work, he said “she looked great before the surgery… if she came into my office I probably wouldn’t have offered those things to her. We turn down… probably 40% of the people who walk into here. You really have to be the good doctor and protect them no matter who they are.”
There was some coverage of Lisa Rinna’s lip re-do, which was shown on her TV Land Reality show, Lisa loves Harry, then we got to see Pete Burns. If you’re not familiar with this guy, he’s the British former lead singer for the band Dead or Alive (they had that big hit “You Spin Me Round” in 1985) and has been on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. Burns’ face is so outrageously distorted that he looks like a marionette. He’s had “dozens” of injections and procedures, including a botched nose job, silicone lip implants that got infected, steroids, filler and tissue reconstruction. He described some truly disgusting complications from his surgery. (Warning on this description, it turned my stomach.) There are also some quotes from Pete below that were shown on the Celebrity Plastic Surgery special. Pete may look completely unnatural to us, but he seems to either like it or not notice. He continues to get a ton done, and said that he has his surgeon on speed dial.
Burns received a $700,000 settlement from the doctor who gave him those lip implants and kept injecting him with steroids instead of properly treating him. He was unable to tour or promote his greatest hits album and admits that he was suicidal at the time. I was just talking to a friend today about this. She used to work at a plastic surgeon’s office and told me that the main concern that people have is that they will look very fake or will suffer terrible consequences. As for how painful various procedures are, she said that it varies by the person like anything else. Some people don’t think it’s a big deal afterwards while others (like Heidi Montag) think the pain is awful. We always hear these horror stories of plastic surgery gone wrong, and we see people like Pete Burns and this poor model (video below) who look plastic and pulled afterwards. We don’t know about good plastic surgery, though, because when people have minor procedures and don’t go overboard you often can’t tell. I know that I would love to look as refreshed and natural as say, Sandra Bullock or Meryl Streep. Don’t hate on me for saying either of those women had something done, I think they did and that it’s very subtle, but maybe that’s how gorgeous you look when you take care of yourself and don’t mess with nature. Heidi Montag blames her doctor Janice Dickinson loves her look Model trying to fix her plastic surgery mistakes |
John Travolta’s team sends out a “blistering missive” to Gawker Posted: 26 Nov 2010 07:37 AM PST
[From GossipCop] Did Randolph go overboard with his claims? Sure. Do I believe that Randolph personally witnessed all of this stuff? Nope. Do I still think that there's something there? Yep. In my mind, the words "John Travolta" and "international spa dongfests" are connected. I also think that if Travolta's team really wanted to nip this thing, they would be suing the National Enquirer, Star and Gawker right now, you know? If you care enough to send out "blistering missives" and attempting to refute Randolph's claims (but only partially), then it seems like Travolta would care enough to actually SUE. It seems like Team Travolta's argument is: "If Randolph didn't see Travolta getting boned by every dark, swarthy beefcake, how can he be telling the truth?" |
Lindsay Lohan spent Thanksgiving with her dad, in California Posted: 26 Nov 2010 07:13 AM PST The big news on Wednesday was that Dina Lohan was trying to crack hustle Lindsay Lohan out of rehab for a few days, so that mother and daughter could spend Thanksgiving in a coked-out, boozy haze in Long Island. But at the end of the day, the Betty Ford Clinic wouldn't let Lindsay spend the holiday in New York, but they did okay an outing for Lindsay in-state. Yes, Lindsay got to leave the clinic for 13 hours or so to spend the holiday with her father, Michael Lohan. Ugh.
[From TMZ] I truly have mixed feelings about this crackhead spending so much time with her father. Yes, I do think Dina is just as bad/dangerous as Michael, but we're setting the bar so low now, you know? I can't even imagine what a Michael-and-Lindsay Thanksgiving looks like. You know Lindsay tried to snort the gravy mix. By the way, Lindsay just tweeted her first tweet in months. It was about… Vanilla Sky? Ugh. [From Lindsay's Twitter] Whatever. One last thing - these photos are from Wednesday - why does it look like Lindsay has a black eye? Has she been hitting herself? |
Jessica Simpson didn’t suck during Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade Posted: 26 Nov 2010 06:55 AM PST You know how I spent my Thanksgiving? Slathered in ham and turkey and mashed potatoes, in between viewings of the last three episodes of Dexter (ZOMG Jonny Lee Miller!!!). So I kind of missed the big Macy's parade. Thankfully, I was able to catch up on some highlights this morning. Like this appearance by Jessica Simpson, who seemed to be making pains to A) Not look pregnant and B) Not screw up. In earlier interviews, Jessica said something about lip-syncing, and I think that's probably why her vocals weren't screwed up. Granted, it was a short song. See? It wasn't bad at all. When I think of cheese fests like holiday parades, I think of people like Jessica, so all in all, it was a solid appearance for her. Well done, Jess! But you've got to love that she was basically opening for the Pillsbury Doughboy. Excellent. |
Enquirer: Eva Longoria’s husband Tony Parker cheated with seven other women Posted: 26 Nov 2010 02:17 AM PST
Both Eva and Tony have filed for divorce in separate states and this divorce may get ugly, especially once Eva hears about this. According to the Enquirer, Tony cheated with several other women besides this Parressant person and Erin Barry, the wife of his former teammate Brent Barry. His texts to Erin were more than just proof of an “emotional affair” as Eva allegedly found naked photos of both Erin and Tony among the messages.
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, December 6, 2010] I know those women add up to six, but I think the Enquirer is counting Tony’s confession as a possible seventh woman. It’s probably worse than that though. There’s also the British model who alleges that Tony sent her sexy texts messages in a lame and unsuccessful seduction attempt. Tony of course denies this despite the photos and text messages the woman offered the press. In Touch has a similar story titled “It’s Worse Than She Knows” that chronicles Tony’s strip club habit. He’s a regular at a place called “The Palace” in San Antonio, and would often head to the “VIP Room” with his favorite dancer, who is described as “a diminutive, Mediterranean-esque beauty who looked a lot like Eva.” A source tells In Touch “Many of the dancers have seen him enter the VIP room and spend a long time in there with the girls. He would make friends with the girls and even buy them gifts.” It looks like those sexy text messages and nude photos that Eva found were the tip of the iceberg. Eva is said to be anxious to remove all the tattoos she has for Tony, including a tattoo on her neck of Tony’s jersey number, nine, one on her wrist with her wedding date in roman numerals, and Tony’s initials in a secret place. Removing all those tattoos will be painful to say the least, but probably not as devastating as what she’s going through now. It hurts to be married to a dog. |
Britney Spears feels ‘betrayed’ by her parents reconciliation Posted: 26 Nov 2010 02:06 AM PST
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, December 6, 2010] Britney has been a cash cow for her family since she was a little girl. You like to think that her family has her best interests in mind, especially since her dad was able to help Britney turn her life around after her breakdown. Her mom Lynne was not there for her when she was growing up, and she made a lot of excuses about it during her book tour two years ago. It makes sense that Britney thinks her parents are motivated by money. They’ve arguably used her to make a living for most of her life, although her dad genuinely seemed to want to help her these past few years. We also know that he supported himself as a chef after the divorce and before he was called in to be Britney’s conservator. Hopefully Britney’s parents got back together for love and no other reason. Photos are from a Hawaiian vacation that Britney took with her parents and boys in late August. Britney is shown on 11/2/10 outside California Pizza Kitchen. Credit: Fame Pictures. |
Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift’s romantic London getaway Posted: 26 Nov 2010 02:00 AM PST
[From US Weekly, print edition, December 6, 2010] Swift still seems too young to me for Gyllenhaal, but this is romantic! This story reminds me of when I was young and in love and just wanted to shut out the world with whatever new boyfriend meant the world to me at the time. Nothing is quite like new love when you’re young. And this story is cinematic in a way - young singer meets movie star for a weekend getaway at a hotel in London. They almost manage to avoid the press, but they can’t keep their love a secret. I’m sure I’ll feel differently once these two hit their first red carpet together and Taylor pens a bunch of sappy love songs about Jake. If they’re smart they’ll keep it quiet, though, and try to preserve this time as long as they can. It usually doesn’t last for celebrities and commoners alike. Jake is shown on 11/17/10. Taylor is shown on 11/27/10. Credit: WENN.com. Here’s the suite where these two supposedly stayed. US Weekly reports that it costs $7,945 a night. This is from The Dorchester’s website. |
In Touch: Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick are getting married for the cash Posted: 26 Nov 2010 01:49 AM PST
[From In Touch, print edition, December 6, 2010] Kourtney is said to be opposed to the wedding because she “thinks Scott is a loser.” There’s no word on what Kim thinks, although this week’s Enquirer reports that Scott hit on Kim! The creep allegedly thinks that by hooking up with Kim he’ll be better off. Luckily Kim wants nothing to do with him.
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, December 6, 2010] The few times I’ve watched this show, Scott has never been there for Kourtney and has disappointed her time and again. Instead of realizing that she’s better off without the guy, she’s supposedly marrying him for the money! You get what you ask for, and this girl will never learn. I hope this story isn’t true, or at least that Kourtney gets a good prenup. You know why Scott has stayed with her this long, and we know his motivations for marrying her. Money rules in this family and dictates their personal lives. They know how Scott is, and he’s one of their own. Photos are from 7/24/10, (black dress, pink pants), 8/1 (print dress, pink pants), 9/2 (with mom Kris), 10/28 (black dress, blue suit) and 11/9/10 (with their son, Mason). Credit: WENN.com |
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