Monday, April 18, 2011

Best Week Ever

Best Week Ever

Nicolas Cage Picks Worst Project Yet: Getting Arrested For Drunken Abuse

Posted: 18 Apr 2011 08:56 AM PDT

Ahh geez, Nicolas Cage, why couldn’t you just go on picking hilarious movies and being an eccentric but ultimately harmless crazelebrity? Cage was arrested over the weekend in New Orleans on several charges including domestic abuse battery after allegedly grabbing his wife while severely intoxicated.

The following news report isn’t funny at all, because it’s about a domestic abuse accusation, but then they cut to a photo of Nic Cage with his eyes closed and it becomes really hard not to laugh because it is impossible not to laugh at Nic Cage:

Still going with “Oscar-Winning Actor Nicolas Cage,” eh CNN? That seems highly generous.

Maybe Cage got tired of seeing everyone’s deification of Charlie Sheen and realized that just being completely ridiculous wasn’t enough for people, and he had to also throw in a domestic abuse charge? The news report points out that Cage doesn’t have anything like this incident in his previous record, but as anyone who’s used the internet knows by now, Cage actually has an extensive history of random abuse, and beefear.

Britain’s Got Talented Dog Congas

Posted: 18 Apr 2011 08:02 AM PDT

Here’s Donelda Guy, a 66-year-old dog trainer performing on Britain’s Got Talent with her militarily-disciplined sheepdogs Mega and Biba. After some extremely pup-ular tricks and a dance rou-flea-n, they absolutely bring down the doghouse with a grand final-dog-e: A SHEEPDOG CONGA LINE.

The judges then all agree that she’s won Britain (not just Britain’s Got Talent, just, the entire UK) and the show instantly cuts to credits and it cuts to a line of other contestants who haven’t performed yet all being like “aww shucks” then the dogs are crowned co-Ministers of organized cuteness. Click the pic below to play:
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