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- Natalie Portman: “I smoked weed in college, but I haven’t smoked in years”
- Kate Middleton’s firstborn is probably going to be a ginger
- Is Mother Superior Gisele Bundchen expecting another saintly child?
- Britney Spears on US Weekly: real interview or written by her people?
- Renee Zellweger’s green cocktail dress in Milan: adorable or tacky?
- Brad Pitt has a “nude scandal” with 23-year-old actress Bella Heathcote
- Lindsay Lohan is a kept woman & she might be cast as Victoria Gotti
- Hangover II trailer pulled from theaters for being too offensive
- Hot Guy ‘Hanna’ Screening: Eric Bana in leather!
- Cate Blanchett defends her Oscar dress: “You’ve got to wear what you like”
| Natalie Portman: “I smoked weed in college, but I haven’t smoked in years” Posted: 07 Apr 2011 08:43 AM PDT
I've just spent WAY too much time trying to find photos of Natalie Portman looking stoned. It actually wasn't that difficult, considering that in many of her pregnant photos, she looks kind of baked, but I debated whether or not that was appropriate. Guess what? It is! And I don't mean that she looks pregnant-baked in a nasty way - I often think super-pregnant women look baked. It's the hormones, I guess. They just look kind of out-of-it and blissed-out, which is how they probably look when they're stoned. Anyway, Natalie Portman smoked the reefer. Back in the day, when she was in college. She talked about the good ol' days to Entertainment Weekly:
[From Entertainment Weekly] I have to say, Natalie Portman doesn't look too annoying in the trailers for Your Highness, but I'm admitting that through my obvious Danny McBride dong haze. So, even though Natalie doesn't look smug and pretentious in the trailer, and even though she's probably barely going to promote this movie, she still wants to gift us with one eye-rolling interview. Sure, I believe she smoked pot, and I bet she enjoys stoner comedies too. But she ruins it by reminding us all that she's an OSCAR-WINNING dramatic actress who gets to pull rank and demand changes to her character. If Natalie is as funny as she seems to think she is, why don't we ever see it in her interviews, by the way?
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Kate Middleton’s firstborn is probably going to be a ginger Posted: 07 Apr 2011 08:09 AM PDT
Over the past week, I keep hearing all of this speculation about Kate Middleton and Prince William's post-nuptial plans. I'm not even talking about the honeymoon - which some think will either be within the UK (like, Scotland) or perhaps in Mustique. But the real story is where they're going after the honeymoon: where will they live when they're in London? Will they live with grand-mummy in Buckingham Palace? Will they live with the Prince of Wales in Clarence House, the most modern of all of the royal residences in London? Or will they go to Princess Diana's old apartments in Kensington Palace? Well, most people think they'll end up in Kensington Palace, either in Diana's old apartments or in another set. There's even talk of a massive renovation for the eventual move to KP. But for now, while they're figuring it out, Kate and Will are going to be moving into Prince Harry's apartments in Clarence House. It's like an episode of Three's Company, royal-style. And can you imagine sharing an apartment with Prince Harry? Um…
[From The Telegraph] So, William will be away a lot, and Harry's gone through the week most of the time, and then there will be the odd weekend when Kate is in London and Will is in Wales, working, and Harry will be in London too… and they decide to share a bottle of wine. Kate begins to talk about the new pressures she's feeling now that she's married. Harry listens to her, giving her advice in a soft voice, then leaning over to rub her shoulders. Their eyes meet. Harry runs his hand through her hair, suddenly grabbing a handful and pulling her head back. He moves in quickly, kissing her. Soon, their clothes are on the floor… And nine months later, the newest member of the royal family, the third in line to the throne is born. And he or she is a ginger.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Is Mother Superior Gisele Bundchen expecting another saintly child? Posted: 07 Apr 2011 07:35 AM PDT
These are some new photos of Gisele Bundchen in Istanbul, Turkey, launching a new collection of her Ipanema sandals. The sandals are Gisele's own invention - I believe that a chunk of the proceeds from the sales go to one of Gisele's environmental causes. That's all well and good. Now tell me this: is Gisele looking kind of pregnant to anyone else? I asked CB to look and she thinks that Gisele looks "too full" for it to be just a food baby or whatever. My thoughts: Gisele is always skinny as a rail, and her stomach - even post-natal - was always super-flat. So either Gisele really enjoyed the hell out of the food in Istanbul, or Mother Superior is expecting another saintly blessing. Meanwhile, you know how Tom Brady and Gisele are all "Bostonian" right? Well, several months ago they bought a huge chunk of land in LA, and they've been building their dream home out there. You can see photos of the place here and here - it's still under construction, but it's HUGE. So much for the environment, right? The place is 22.000-square feet, and includes eight bedrooms, a six-car garage, a spa, weight room, wine cellar and a BRIDGE. Also, sources claim that Gisele is "really tough to work with, screaming at the construction workers whenever she disapproved of their work." Well… I guess it's their money, they can spend it how they want. And my guess is that Mother Superior is going to need all of those bedrooms for all of the babies she's going to be having! Starting with this one:
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Britney Spears on US Weekly: real interview or written by her people? Posted: 07 Apr 2011 07:31 AM PDT
As we’ve seen from her stints on How I Met Your Mother and Will & Grace, Britney is a passable actress but we also know she has a hard time with live interviews. (Remember when she chomped gum, cried and got defensive with Matt Lauer in 2006?) Judging from her print interviews it’s doubtful that they’re conducted in person or that she even partially writes the answers herself. Kaiser covered her US Weekly “25 Things You Don’t Know About” article and noted that it was like someone was trying to sound like Britney but was just slightly off. Her people are working hard to make us forget the past few years, and to present Britney as this devoted mom in a steady relationship. She’s on the cover of US Weekly (with a lovely photo, she’s so pretty when she’s styled) and an accompanying “interview.” It’s all so predictable and packaged. It also includes some adorable pictures of Britney with her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, and her boys. Here’s some of what Britney “said” and given her past interviews it’s clear she’s not actually saying this. They don’t even use the pretense of describing where they met her or what she’s wearing so I’m guessing this interview was conducted via e-mail, like some of her other recent interviews.
[From US Weekly, print edition, April 18, 2011] Does that even sound like Britney? You would think they would make more of an effort to make it sound casual. I get that she needs to be rolled out as “Britney 2.0: sane and better than ever,” and she seems to have made a big improvement, but I don’t think these staged articles are fooling anyone. She’s still lip syncing and kind of strutting around the stage and she just doesn’t seem into it. We’ve seen her struggle with fame, the paparazzi and with bathing before she leaves the house. I really want Britney to be happy and content in her life. I just get the feeling that she’d rather be doing something else instead of touring and putting out another album. It’s all she knows though, and she has a lot of people on the payroll depending on her. Here’s are photos of Britney performing on Jimmy Kimmel on 3/29/11. Credit: WENN.com
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| Renee Zellweger’s green cocktail dress in Milan: adorable or tacky? Posted: 07 Apr 2011 07:06 AM PDT
I was genuinely surprised that so many of you whole-heartedly approved of Renee Zellweger's return to the red carpet after her split from Bradley Cooper. We had the photos of Renee modeling a Tommy Hilfiger purse (for charity) in Milan yesterday, and these are photos from the evening Hilfiger event, also yesterday. Once again, I'm assuming the dress is Hilfiger just because… why would Renee wear Carolina Herrera to a Tommy Hilfiger event? Still, it looks kind of Herrera-esque, right? Oh, well. I can't find who did the dress for sure. I do really like it, though. I like the whole look - the makeup improved (her foundation was too dark when she wore the red coat), and the green totally pops. Her face doesn't look jacked and she's not making a lemon face. Even her body looks good - healthy. Is Renee healthy, though? I dislike the tabloid stories pushing Renee as some kind of victim post-split from Bradley Cooper, just because Renee seems to be going out of her way to NOT act like a victim. Unfortunately, the British tabloids have their claws into a depressing story about the split - and I really hope it's not true. According to Now Magazine (yeah, not reliable), Renee is humiliated because she really did think she and Bradley would end up getting married, and she had already bought the Carolina Herrera wedding gown. The source claims that Renee bought the dress and Bradley kept pushing back the wedding date because his father was ill, and then after his dad died, Renee was all, "So we can get married now?" And Bradley was all, "Um, NO." Apparently, Renee has been telling friends that she's been "stabbed in the heart." Whatever… I think Renee might have wanted to marry Bradley, but as I said, I like the way she's been putting herself out there post-split.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Brad Pitt has a “nude scandal” with 23-year-old actress Bella Heathcote Posted: 07 Apr 2011 06:34 AM PDT
The tabloids haven't had a big Jolie-Pitt cheating scandal in a while, so let's all take a moment and enjoy this week's Star Magazine. The cover is certainly damning, isn't it? The 23-year-old in question is named Bella Heathcote, which… I mean, that's a stage name, right? She must have made that up after reading the Twilight series, right? Anyway, from the looks of the cover, you would expect the story to involve Brad slowly undressing this young 23-year-old Bella in the privacy of his NOLA trailer, only to have The Demon (Angelina) suddenly throw open the door, catching them in a "nude scandal". Fortunately, Star Magazine's gerbils of doom were really stretching the cover lies with this one. According to Jezebel's coverage of the story, Bella is an "Angelina look-alike" who got a part on Cogan's Trade, the film Brad is currently working on in NOLA. Dearest Bella has crushed on Brad for a while, according to Star, and she especially liked his nearly naked scenes in Troy. Bella even dreams of one day filming nude scenes with Brad, allegedly. And that - seeing Troy, wanting to play his love interest - is the NUDE SCANDAL. According to a source, “Everyone can tell she’s so Brad’s type. Their chemistry is going to be off the charts.” Operative words: "going to be". They haven't met. That's backed up by Us Weekly, who got a denial of Star's story from an unnamed source:
[From Us Weekly] I'm not saying it's totally beyond the realm of possibility that Brad could or would cheat on Angelina. It could totally happen, just like I think it's totally possible that Angelina might one day cheat on Brad. I tend to think it's more likely in Angelina's case, but whatever. What I am saying is that if the tabloids want to give me a juicy "nude scandal" involving Brangelina, they really need to work harder than this. In other Brangelina news, Life & Style reports that Brad Pitt is obsessed with making their French chateau completely up-to-date, security-wise, and he's even building a panic room that would "have bullet-proof ballistic fiberglass and there’s an air filtration and ventilation system to protect agains chemical, biological and nuclear contaminants." Oh, and my favorite Jolie-Pitt story of the week also comes from Star: they claim Empress Zahara cut up a $4000 Valentino gown because it was too long and she was "unwilling to wait until she grows up to wear haute couture.” She shouldn't have to wait, people! The Empress has no couture!!!
Photos courtesy of Fame, Google Images. |
| Lindsay Lohan is a kept woman & she might be cast as Victoria Gotti Posted: 07 Apr 2011 06:33 AM PDT
These are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan with her pal (drug buddy?) Lady Victoria Hervey, arriving at LAX. Linnocent doesn't look as completely strung out as she's looked in the past few weeks, but she still has the look of a 40-something addict who has been ridden hard and put away wet. Speaking of, you know who some of us are always talking about how Linnocent is likely financing her cracked-out, expensive lifestyle through prostitution? Yeah. This was in Page Six this morning:
[From Page Six] So, a friendship and a business relationship. At best, she's being "kept" by him. At worst, she's being paid for services rendered. In other Linnocent news, she's spreading
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Hangover II trailer pulled from theaters for being too offensive Posted: 07 Apr 2011 06:05 AM PDT
Like the first movie, this trailer has some shocking moments and things that could potentially be considered offensive. That’s what made the original (and let’s face it, probably the best) Hangover so much fun. Only Warner Brothers claims not to have run this trailer by the powers that be at the MPAA, who freaked out and made the decision to pull it after it was run during Source Code showings on April 1st. Source Code is PG-13. Slashfilm had the notice below informing theater owners that they were no longer to air the trailer even with R rated movies. The Hollywood Reporter has the news that the trailer was pulled probably due to a scene where a monkey licks on a bottle from a guy’s pants (that’s at 2:15 in the trailer above.) Warner Brothers takes responsibility for not running it by the MPAA first, but that’s probably not the case at all. JoBlo notes that of course the trailer has the green MPAA “approved for all audiences” notice at the beginning, and adds that they probably didn’t pull it until people complained.
[From The Hollywood Reporter] Well maybe this trailer should have been rated with a red band for “restricted audiences” and only shown before R movies. I get that it could be offensive to some, but that’s not the filmmakers fault. If the MPAA viewed this and approved it, it’s on them. This will only increase the buzz for this film, which is sure to be a hit even if it’s a pale derivative of the original. Hell I’ll probably see it.
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| Hot Guy ‘Hanna’ Screening: Eric Bana in leather! Posted: 07 Apr 2011 06:03 AM PDT
As I just discussed in the Blanchett story, last night was a big screening for Hanna, the Cate Blanchett-Eric Bana-Saoirse Ronan film that comes out tomorrow. Cate wasn't at the screening! Boo! But Eric Bana was there, and my GOD. This man. I've always liked Bana, but lately he has just been doing it for me, Big Time. And you know, I generally don't go for the nice, handsome beefcake-types. My type is willowy, pasty, smarmy bastards with an accent. Maybe it's Eric's fabulous accent work that wins me over? No, it's not just that. It's his EVERYTHING. The bitch is fine.
Saoirse Ronan is turning out to be a beautiful young woman, isn't she? I love her too! She might be a little mini-Blanchett. We'll see!
And just a little Matt Bomer - he was at the screening too, and the boy can wear the hell out of a suit.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame. |
| Cate Blanchett defends her Oscar dress: “You’ve got to wear what you like” Posted: 07 Apr 2011 05:44 AM PDT
God, I miss Cate Blanchett when she's not around. Last night there was a big NYC screening of Blanchett's new film, Hanna, and Cate wasn't there! Boo!! But Eric Bana was there, and he was looking delicious - I'll have those photos up in a short while. For now, however, I need my Blanchett fix. I'm getting it from an exclusive interview Cate did with InStyle Australia, where she discussed her Givenchy Oscar gown/boob frame (the one in these photos). As you may remember, I loved the gown. I loved the gown mostly because Cate wore it, and because Cate can pull off looks that mere mortals couldn't dream of. That being said, on anyone else, the dress would have been hated. Well, Cate has seen the criticism, and she has an answer. It's a good one too.
[From InStyle Australia] I love her. I love her justifications for wearing Givenchy couture. I love that she made it about representing High Fashion, and how it's not for everybody, and that's fine. La Blanchett doesn't judge you for not liking it, she's just saying that she liked it, and you should respect the craftsmanship. I love her. MORE BLANCHETT.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
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