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• Lindsay Lohan wants her SCRAM bracelet off, because it’s uncomfortable
• Is Halle Berry moving too fast with Olivier Martinez?
• Hot Guy Friday: To Scottish dong and beyond!
• Have Jesse James & Kat Von D already split up?
• Is Angelina Jolie being “sabotaged” or is she just paranoid?
• Raccoon McPantless: “Guys can masturbate. So why can’t girls?”
• Russell Brand says his wedding with Katy Perry will be ’sort of normal’
• Is Gerard Butler hitting on pretty boy Jared Leto?
• Gabourey Sidibe thinks her childhood apartment was haunted
• Oprah crashes The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (and Stephen Colbert)

Lindsay Lohan wants her SCRAM bracelet off, because it’s uncomfortable Posted: 15 Oct 2010 08:59 AM PDT I think I must have forgotten this in some kind of gossip-contact-crack-buzz haze, but Lindsay Lohan still has to wear her SCRAM bracelet even though she's chilling in the Bette Ford clinic. Ha! Stupid untrustworthy crackhead. Anyway, when she's not gnawing on a razor wire fence in an attempt to snort cow dung for the high, she's bitching and moaning to anyone who will listen about how her SCRAM is totally uncomfortable. Hey, Lindsay? You know what's even more uncomfortable? Jail. Lindsay Lohan wants to lose her closest confidante - her SCRAM - and pronto. RadarOnline.com has learned the 24-year-old Mean Girls star is whining about the booze detector that is permanently fixed to her ankle, even though she is living a clean and sober life at the Betty Ford Centre in Rancho Mirage, California. “Lindsay wants her alcohol monitoring device off - now,” a source close to the anxious actress told RadarOnline.com, exclusively. “Lindsay is pleading with her lawyer, counselors and anyone who will listen to try and find a way to get the SCRAM device taken off. Lindsay complains because it is supposedly very uncomfortable.” The troubled star, who is undergoing her fifth stint in rehab, was fitted with the alcohol-monitoring device within 24 hours of being released from jail, late September. Lohan, who spent just 13 days of a 90-day jail term in July for violating the probation terms of a 2007 conviction for driving under influence, was sent back to prison after she failed a court-ordered drug test, testing positive for cocaine abuse. But an appeals court reversed Judge Elden Fox’s decision not soon after, on the proviso she got (her third) SCRAM bracelet. The source told RadarOnline.com, “Lindsay doesn’t understand why she has to wear the SCRAM because she voluntarily checked into rehab and she is tested for drugs while being at Betty Ford. “Judge Schnegg is the one that ordered Lindsay to wear the bracelet after allowing her to post bail, and go against what Judge Fox had ordered. “Lindsay will have to wear the bracelet until her next hearing on October 22nd and could be forced to wear it for as long as Judge Fox makes her.” [From Radar] Once again, if this is true, Lindsay just doesn't get it, does she? She thinks all of this - the court appearances, the alcohol classes, the jail, the rehab, the lawyers, all of it - she thinks it's all because people are "mean". She thinks that she's a poor innocent victim/child and that everyone is totally overreacting that she should get the SCRAM taken off because it's so uncomfortable, y'all! Nevermind that the last time she was wearing a SCRAM, it WENT OFF because she was doing COCAINE. It's there for a reason, ya know? Because she's a dumb, untrustworthy crackhead. Also - this story. I hate talking about Michael Lohan, but Michael K at Dlisted sums the sh-t up pretty well. Michael Lohan is such a f-cking crazy douche.

Is Halle Berry moving too fast with Olivier Martinez? Posted: 15 Oct 2010 08:37 AM PDT I realize many of you are totally over the Olivier Martinez-Halle Berry thing. After all, they've only been dating for a few months, and yet they're already taking things to a very public level, being photographed all over Paris and now Los Angeles. These are new photos of them yesterday - Halle looks a little rough, in my opinion. Like she's exhausted from all the hot French sex, probably. Girl needs to spend some time in bed, time that doesn't involve doggy-style or nipple clamps (for him). Anyway, I know many are over it. I'm not. I think they're really hot together. They're one of those couples where I want to see their sex tape. Those couples are rare, for me at least. In any case, they may be sticking around a bit longer than "sexy times". Halle recently introduced Olivier to her mom… ruh-roh: Halle Berry and her new beau Olivier Martinez seem to be taking their romance to the next level. The pair, who costar together in Dark Tide which has been filming in Europe, have gone from stealing smooches in Paris to meeting Mom. Berry and Martinez, both 44, reunited in Los Angeles Thursday after having spent about a week apart. First on the agenda for the couple: a visit to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where Martinez emerged with a bandage on his right arm. Then Berry took her new man for a special visit – with her mother Judith. “It was a big deal that Olivier got to meet Halle’s mom,” says a source. “It shows that they are getting more serious.” Later that night, the couple stopped by the French Art gallery Marcelita L’Art et Le Thé in West Hollywood where they mingled with friends, according to an observer. [From People] Do you introduce your new guy to you mom this fast? Maybe. I don't know - it feels so soon. Maybe it's different when you're a single mom. Maybe it's different when the sex is that good, and you can't imagine what it would be like to have that dong out of your life. I worry about Halle. She can f-ck up a relationship so spectacularly… I get the feeling she's doing it again. Plus, she seems way more into it in these photos. She looks like she's forcing him…reel it in, Halle. Olivier & Halle on October 14, 2010. Credit: Fame.

Hot Guy Friday: To Scottish dong and beyond! Posted: 15 Oct 2010 08:14 AM PDT Am I dedicating the first part of this week's Hot Guy Friday to Scottish men just because I'm going to marry Gerard Butler someday? Perhaps. But I have another very good reason - that godforsaken craggy, foggy, kilt-wearing nation has produced some absolutely amazing men. Men that making me faint. Men that make you change your panties. Men that fill my thoughts with Scottish homoerotic fantasies (what would James McAvoy look like if he was being licked by Ewan McGregor?). Behold, the loveliness of Scotland. Where men roll their Rs and wear kilts and eat disgusting food and will do absolutely filthy and wonderful things to you. Our headliner this week is Ewan McGregor, for obvious reasons. He's beautiful, managing to combine classical good looks with a refreshing quirkiness. He's smart, he's talented, he's hysterical. He has no idea who Megan Fox is. And he loves to get naked for the ladies, telling reporters, "It's a feminist thing" - he's just trying to even things out for the lasses, one Scottish dong at a time. Bless his heart (and his dong). Next, we have James McAvoy. It took me forever to realize that he's Scottish, because he's really, really good at doing a straight English accent. But he is Scottish, and his natural accent is gorgeous. He's gorgeous too - it doesn't matter that he (like Ewan) is on the smaller side. You know James (and Ewan) make every inch count. You know what I mean? I didn't even hesitate to put Alan Cumming on this list. I f-cking love Alan Cumming. He's so delightfully weird, and if you've ever seen him done up in a proper suit, with his hair done well, you know how conventionally gorgeous he could be. But I prefer him weird. I like a mad who isn't afraid of eye makeup. I also adore his dimples. Also: has anyone seen The Anniversary Party? The sex scene? I mean… come on! He's so naughty! I don't think we've ever done Dougray Scott, which is a shame - he's quite handsome, and he's aging very, very well. He also seems like a nice dude too. It's a shame he never made it as a bigger star - he's go the goods. And then some. Every Scottish dude who has ever gotten laid after the year 1962 owes Sean Connery a dept of gratitude. When Sean became James Bond, Scotsman would forever be associated with dirty, hairy sex in exotic locales. Oooh, Mr. Bond! Now, I know Henry Ian Cusick (from Lost) isn't everyone's favorite, especially after that weird sexual harassment thing (which as far as I know, has never been proven). Let's just remember how sweet he was with Penny. And how he called everyone "Brother." And yes, he is really hot. Plus, there’s a picture of him with Richard/Nestor Carbonell! I'm going to end this foray into Scottish dong with my forever dong, Gerard. I don't even really have words for how happy I was when I found this old, old mislabeled photo of Gerard in a budget kilt. Look at that hawk (?) - CB said, "it makes it look like his dong is coming in for a landing!" Here’s more Gerard, with some Hot Scot Craig Ferguson thrown in (he and Gerry are buddies): Keeping with the dirty hot foreigner vibe, how about some Sharlto Copley? He’s South African. And totally f-cking sexy, in a gangly-hot-mess sort of way. Don Cheadle - I know we’ve had him on before, but he’s always worth a repeat. One of our great actors, for real. And he’s cute as hell too. Okay, Matthew Gray Gubler by request. This is his second damn appearance on HGF. Enough. He’s a bit player on a television show. Why the obsession? Yes, he’s cute and vulnerable. But enough. Sam Rockwell, who is my “Dong of the Moment”. I’m seriously obsessed. Omar Epps… I like him so much more in interviews than on House. I hate Foreman on House. Foreman is such a bitch. Every now and then he’ll do something good, but most of the time he’s just a petty, arrogant man. And I guess Omar is a good actor, because I buy it. A little Josh Holloway, because I think some people didn’t notice that there are new lovely photos of him! A little Antonio Banderas… not only is he The Sex, but he actually seems like a lovely man. But mostly he’s just The Sex. And Puss ‘n Boots!!! Kenneth Branagh, by request. I know he’s handsome, but I’m still mad at him about Emma Thompson. Rodrigo Santoro, by MY REQUEST. Well, hello Mr. Russell Wong. He’s half-Dutch, half-Chinese. Bless his beefy heart. I swear to God, we got a request for Tom Felton. I don’t get it. Maybe you have to be a Potterhead? Tom Avery, by request. He has a strange head, right? Another request - The Killers’ front man Brandon Flowers. I hate to admit it, but I think this kid is beautiful too. His voice is incredible and he’s lovely. He’s a Mormon, right? And a young father? This one is just for me. I love Jonny Lee Miller so much. Sweet Jonny. Ed Norton, because I just can’t help myself. He’s so pretty. I know he’s a douche! A douche that would like to see naked. I’ve loved Ciaran Hinds since I saw a version of Persuasion, where he played Captain Wentworth. That alone makes him HGF-worthy. But he’s also been in other hottie-films, like Road to Perdition and Jane Eyre (that’s a good version too) and now Rome. He’s sexy as all hell - and I got excited for a second because I thought he might be secretly Scottish, but he’s secretly Irish. That’s still hot, though. Josh Duhamel, by request. I find him rather skeevy, but he is cute. Thomas Jane, by request. I’ve also found him attractive in the past, but I get the feeling he’s a strange dude. Tom Ford is not amused by Hot Guy Friday. It is beneath him. Another Tom - this one by the name of Selleck. A little vintage Magnum… I’ve never really noticed how pretty his eyes are. My Javi. My Javi’s lover Daniel Craig was the headliner last week. I just thought we should remember that when looking at photos of Javi. Think about Daniel pushing Javi against the Porsche. Think about the rough kiss. Think about where their hands are. YES. Timothy Olyphant, always worth the wait. Andy Garcia, by request. I apologize for the somewhat crappy photos of him - I couldn’t find many nice photos of him when he was younger and just unbelievably gorgeous. Ooh, Edward Burns! Why has no one ever suggested him before? He’s really pretty. And finally, we come to our last men. I was just going to do David Gandy (in lieu of Clive Owen, who was last week’s end dude), but then I saw Jon Hamm last night on 30 Rock and… well, he deserves to be in the mix too. So I bring you my final two hotties, my lovers, my men, my forever dongs. Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, James McAvoy’s fansite, Ed Norton’s fansite, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images.

Have Jesse James & Kat Von D already split up? Posted: 15 Oct 2010 07:15 AM PDT People Magazine is speculating as to the state of Jesse James and Kat Von D's relationship. When People Magazine is calling you out, you know they have some good, reliable sources that are telling them some sh-t. I noted in yesterday's post about Kat Von D that she had gone solo to the Jackass 3D premiere, but I honestly didn't think anything of it. Turns out, her solo outing might have been a signal that she and Jesse are either on the rocks, or may already be over: Kat Von D proclaimed her love for Jesse James only last month, but is trouble already brewing between the tattooed twosome? The couple were last seen together lunching at The Counter in West Hollywood on Oct. 3. At the time, “they looked very happy and kept kissing,” a source tells PEOPLE. But a source says that Von D isn’t happy about James’s having moved to Austin, Texas, and is losing patience with their “weekend fly-back-and-forth relationship.” And since the pair’s last outing, the L.A. Ink star, 28, has been spotted getting close to other guys. On Oct. 5 during a Slash concert at the House of Blues, Von D was seen hanging out in the V.I.P. section with her ex-boyfriend Nikki Sixx. “They were on the balcony chatting and ended up disappearing together,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They were acting pretty cozy and chummy.” This week, Von D was “smiling and flirting over an intimate dinner” at the Redbury Hotel’s Cleo restaurant in Hollywood, with rumored former love interest Bam Margera. “They were being very sweet to each other,” an onlooker says. “They didn’t hang around for long, and after a quick cigarette break, they made a dash for the exit.” A source says Von D and Margera, who is married, “are not more than friends.” They both attended Wednesday night’s Jackass 3D premiere in L.A., where Von D once again spent time with her ex, Nikki Sixx. A rep for Von D has no comment. [From People] It wouldn't surprise me if they were over. And I could see either of them doing the dumping, too. Jesse could have dumped Kat because she's a famewhore and she was just using the relationship for attention. Kat could have dumped him for the same reasons, or because she wasn't interested in being a step-mom, or because Jesse is more screwed up than she expected. I don't know, I'm just speculating. I'm just saying, it wouldn't surprise me at all if People's reporting was right on the money.

Is Angelina Jolie being “sabotaged” or is she just paranoid? Posted: 15 Oct 2010 06:59 AM PDT It seems like all of the European paparazzi have flooded into Budapest where Angelina Jolie is working on her directorial debut, so we're probably going to have lots and lots of new photos. Aren't you excited? I am. Anyway, another day, another controversy. I was prepared to write this piece about someone trying to "sabotage" Angelina because that's what some dude said in her defense. But Angelina released a statement about the controversy too, which I will bring to you in a minute. First, a recap: earlier this week, some officials in Bosnia, plus some radio personalities were claiming that this film production wasn't allowed in Bosnia because the story line involved a rape victim falling in love with her rapist. This was offensive to many, many people, including several rape-victim-advocacy groups, who were releasing statements and raising money on the issue. As it turns out though, that story line was kind of pulled out of thin air. A producer on the film denied the story to several media outlets, and now the whole thing is playing out in the American tabloids too. Then, yesterday, a "production source" on the film went to Us Weekly and said: “This is not the story in the script. There are people trying to sabotage the movie.” DUN DUN DUN. Hours later, Angelina released her own statement: Angelina Jolie is slamming false reports claiming her directorial debut involves a rape victim who falls in love with her captor. The rumors circulated after Jolie, 35, was denied a filming permit in Bosnia because no screenplay was attached to the application, as required by law. “There are many twists in the plot that address the sensitive nature of the relationship between the main characters, and that will be revealed once the film is released,” Jolie said in a statement. “My hope is that people will hold judgment until they have seen the film.” Previously, a production source told UsMagazine.com that Jolie was upset over the inaccurate reports. “This is not the story in the script,” the source told Us. “There are people trying to sabotage the movie.” To settle any confusion, the script was sent to the culture ministry to hopefully reverse the filming permit decision. “It is highly likely the script will be reviewed within a day or so,” a second source told Us, “and all of this will be resolved.” And Jolie wants the Women Victims of War association in Bosnia to know that she plans to direct the film with the utmost sensitivity. “Obviously, any dramatic interpretation will always fail those who have had a real experience,” she said. [From Us Weekly] There's the theory that people were calling the story "rape" just because it involves a Serbian man and a Bosnian woman falling in love, you know? So was this all just a big misunderstanding? Or is there something darker at play? Or is this all just business as usual with the circus-like media speculation, half-truths, crappy reporting, lies and sensationalism that follow the Jolie-Pitt family? Or is it… DUN DUN DUN… the gerbils of DOOM?!? Speaking of sensationalism and lies, one more thing - remember the story about Angelina and Brad making their kids' school take drastic measures to ensure privacy? Like, not even the kids to speak to their parents about Empress Zahara and her plans for global domination. Well, that report (from Us Weekly) was probably crap too. According to Life & Style: Despite reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have mandated parents and teachers of their kids' new school to sign security contracts, the administration at Lycée Francais Gustave Eiffel in Budapest, Hungary, says the claims are untrue. "We did not confiscate cell phones in the school," a school source told Hungarian website Velvet.hu. "It seems that a reminder about respecting one's privacy was enough." A second insider confirms the school source's denial, telling Life & Style, "There is no secrecy policy and no threatening with expulsion at the school if someone talks to the press." In fact, the local report reveals, "The Jolie-Pitt kids have managed to get along with their classmates ever since they arrived." And they are thriving in the classroom too: "They study, play and have lunch together with their classmates. They also participate in the following special classes: discovering Hungarian history, Hungarian folk dance, arts and crafts, land art and karate." [From Life & Style] I would pay good money to see Shiloh and Zahara do traditional Hungarian folk dancing. Wouldn't you? Angelina in Budapest on October 14, 2010. Credit: Fame.

Raccoon McPantless: “Guys can masturbate. So why can’t girls?” Posted: 15 Oct 2010 06:26 AM PDT Yesterday, we brought you the offensive cover of Revolver Magazine, whose cover girl is everybody's favorite raccoon, Taylor Momsen. Some of you thought the guns were offensive. I was offended by her crotch. Others were like "whatever." Well, in any case, people are still talking about it, analyzing what a pantless, loaded raccoon means to society, and whether she's just as bad or even worse than Miley and all of that junk. Honestly, Raccoon McPantless offends me more than Miley. Even though Miley has issues and does dumb sh-t too, I get the feeling that part of Miley's deal is that she's a screwed girl still struggling to make sense of her life. Raccoon is just a jackass trying to get attention by doing and saying dumb sh-t. She's like an ungodly combination of Megan Fox and Courtney Love. On that note, I bring you some interview excerpts from Raccoon's Revolver interview: Taylor Momsen has been doing what she does best today, stirring up trouble with her big mouth. This time claiming she loves to watch porn. Yes, we know quotes like this are all very boring and predictable but it’s how the internet works. You made it like this, deal with your own mess. Speaking to Revolver magazine, The Pretty Reckless star said, “If it’s a good sex tape, I’ll watch it… I like some adult stars. I have a couple favorites. But I will say this - that Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson video wasn’t very good. I wouldn’t f**k Tommy Lee.” We’re sure Tommy Lee is gutted. The Gossip Girl actress added: “Guys can masturbate. So why can’t girls? Why is that such a hidden topic from the world?” [From PopDash] The Tommy Lee comment, obviously, is getting a lot of attention. But that just seems like a dumb girl talking sh-t. I don't give Tommy credit for much, but I certainly hope he's smart enough to not utter one f-cking word about Raccoon. What really bothers me is the masturbation quote, though. This from a girl who said her vibrator was her best friend. This from a 17 year old who thinks that she's being groundbreaking by talking about touching herself. Raccoon, please. It wasn't even scandalous when Madonna was talking about this sh-t. F-cking poseur. Revolver photos courtesy of Egotastic & The Superficial. Additional pic by WENN.

Russell Brand says his wedding with Katy Perry will be ’sort of normal’ Posted: 15 Oct 2010 06:23 AM PDT Russell Brand was on The Today Show earlier this week to promote his upcoming memoir sequel, Booky Wook 2. I’ve only heard Russell interviewed on NPR and was so impressed with how witty and creative he is. He’s just a damn funny guy, and in this interview with Meredith Viera (above) he cracked me up just about constantly. Brand talked about his book, about his upcoming Arthur remake with Helen Mirren, and about his romance with Katy Perry. When Brand brought up Perry he got a little wistful and I got the impression that he loves her very much but is already feeling constricted by the thought of marriage. He doesn’t seem like the marrying type, but Katy is and he probably doesn’t want to lose her. Anyway Brand had some nice things to say about Katy both to Meredith and to the press at an event promoting his book. People has some details, and it sounds like he was just cracking jokes as usual: “We’ll do a sex tape! Give them what they want!” Brand, 35, joked Tuesday at an event promoting his new book, when asked if he and his pop-star fiancée, 25, might ever work on a movie together. In other words, don’t expect it to happen anytime soon. “She’s very good at what she does, and I feel it’s very distinct from what I do,” Brand says. He adds: “It takes up enough of my time to be in love with her. Negotiating in films is very, very hard. Imagine trying to direct someone you really love – it would be a [expletive] nightmare.” Speaking at a New York Times event about his autobiographical sequel, Booky Wook 2: This Time It’s Personal, the comedian and actor talked poignantly at times about his love for the Californian pop singer. “I’ve found someone who is singularly important to me, so it means compromise, growing up and all the things they tell you in school,” he says. “Love between two people is the most spectacular yet ordinary thing in the world.” Of the couple’s upcoming wedding, he promised there will be no crazy extravaganza. “We’ll get married in front of our friends and family,” he says, “and keep it sort of normal.” [From People] That’s sweet. I wonder when these two are going to get married and if they’re on the same page when it comes to planning their wedding. MSNBC has an excerpt from Brand’s book and his writing flows quickly and is full of laugh-out-loud moments. In the chapter online he’s describing his first experiences on the set of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and how he tried to hit on Kristen Bell and then Mila Kunis but was dejected to learn they had boyfriends. Here’s how he explains striking out with Bell and then finding out that Kunis’ boyfriend was Macaulay Culkin. There I was, joking and winking and possibly jigging by the catering lorry, when Segel sidled over like a handsome oak tree and said, "How's your boyfriend, Kristen?" I packed up my sideshow sharpish, like a snake oil salesman when the townspeople realise their teeth have gone yellow, and pitched up by Mila Kunis. I was running some pretty good gear — stuff that would have thighs being flung open from Truro to Aberdeen — when Mila casually revealed she too had a boyfriend. Then in a needlessly vindictive twist of the knife she added that her sweetheart was the little boy out of Home Alone. Initially I was disgusted, thinking her some kind of sexy, female nonce, then I remembered that fifteen years had passed since then and he would probably be an adult by now. [From Booky Wook 2 via MSNBC] I haven’t read Brand’s first book, but I’ll definitely pick it up now. He’s such a character and I loved him in Get Him To The Greek.

Is Gerard Butler hitting on pretty boy Jared Leto? Posted: 15 Oct 2010 06:04 AM PDT Happy, lucky day! We have more photos of Gerard Butler! Too bad the photos aren't all that awesome, and that Gerard looks like a homeless mobster (or moobster, if you will). These are photos, bizarrely enough, of Jared Leto's photo shoot for Hugo Boss - I guess he's "modeling" - which makes him a SELLOUT. Anyway, Jared the Pretty Boy was shooting somewhere in NYC, and Gerard Butler stopped by the photo shoot to say hello. I swear to God, it looks like Gerard is flirting with Jared. That's his "do you want to hit this Scottish dong?" pose. I recognize it. Just as I recognize his "trolling for strange" posture. In other Gerard news, Just Jared has some photos of Gerry out house-hunting (loft-hunting) in NYC yesterday too. I guess he's getting rid of the NY apartment he already has? The one that is decorated like a Moroccan-meets-English-country whorehouse? The one he showed off to Architectural Digest? The one with all the pick furniture and the killer kitchen. He must have known that it would just be easier for the two of us to start from scratch in a new place, rather than having me come in and try to take the "whorehouse" out of his existing apartment. He's so thoughtful! Also, Gerard is still out and living large in NYC, because he also stopped by a party thrown for Hilary Swank for Conviction. They worked together on that turn of a film, P.S. I Love You (Gerard's Irish accent was maybe the worst thing ever). I don't think there's anything between them, because neither of them is really the other's type. But maybe they're friendly. Gerard and Jared on October 14, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.

Gabourey Sidibe thinks her childhood apartment was haunted Posted: 15 Oct 2010 05:51 AM PDT Oscar nominated actress Gabourey Sidibe, 27, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live earlier this week. (Videos below) I’ve never seen her interviewed before and she’s really funny and told some great stories. I was surprised at first by how big she is as I’ve never seen her on video and, let’s face it, we’re used to seeing stick thin people on television. She cracked me up so much that I soon got over it. We’ve heard diva rumors about Gabby, but she came across very well here and I found her so entertaining. She was promoting her role on the Showtime series The Big C, with Laura Linney. The first season is airing now and it’s been picked up for a second season. Here’s some of what she said: On freaking out after accidentally buying a pot flavored lollipop in Amsterdam I took a trip to Amsterdam, I won this award or something… then I parlayed it into like 3 days in Amsterdam… I’m a nerd and I don’t smoke pot. I went to a souvenir shop and I just wanted to buy a regular lollipop. I accidentally bought weed lollipops… I got so scared. I felt like a criminal… it turns out it wasn’t weed pops, it was weed flavored pops. I’m hallucinating thinking I’m high and really I’m just stupid. On going to the red light district I took a tour. It’s so crazy. The prostitutes there pay taxes they have health insurance and everything. The red light district is next to a church and in the middle of all these windows with ladies in them.. wearing bikinis and lingerie and stuff there is seriously an elementary school in between these windows. The kids who go there are like 4 or 5 years old till they’re like 9 or 10. They tell the kids when they first start going that the ladies are just getting ready to go to the beach. By the time they graduate they know what’s up. On living without a roommate for once One of [my roommates] was weird. The two of us who were cool moved on to better and bigger things in Manhattan. I could have done it, if that one dude wasn’t weird. I live by myself… All of my food spoils because I can never eat it fast enough. Haha, I see your joke [laughs] but I can’t eat it. I’m pretty sure there’s still a burrito there from when I first moved in. On seeing ghosts as a kid I’m not afraid of burglars or anything because there’s lots of security, but there’s no security system that protects you from ghosts. [There aren't ghosts] in my current house, but when I was growing up in my apartment in Brooklyn my brother and I used to play with ghosts and I know I sound crazy but it happened. I definitely remember a woman in a wedding dress and I remember a cowboy… [laughs] there was a rumor that my building was built on a burial ground. Kimmel: sometimes kids I don’t know if they’re half dreaming or imaginary friends. They convince each other when it’s brother and sister. My kids thought they saw a ghost in the house. Sidibe: Maybe they did, you just don’t trust your kids. They see it! To all the people who are going to immediately rag on Gabby for her weight - watch a little of the videos first. (I don’t know why I’m bothering to say that, as it’s not like those people are going to read this far.) If you can’t do so at work and were just going to write some variation of “she’s big,” please wait to comment until you can get home and watch them. I would like to make this about her interview, not about her size. Yes it’s hard not to notice and she is “unhealthy” at that weight, but I doubt the people who are prone to mocking her care about her health at all. I understand the need to comment on it, but please no flame wars. Getting back to the ghost issue - I agree with Kimmel that it was probably an issue of kids with overactive imaginations. I don’t believe in ghosts now, but there was a time when I did. I saw a few supernatural things that seemed real to me. Unlike Gabby I wasn’t avoiding drugs much at that point and I’m sure that would explain a lot of it. I would have had a lot more than just some pot lollipops in Amsterdam. Thanks to ONTD for the heads up on these videos. There’s also a cute skit, the third one below, where Gabby tells Jimmy that she needs him to help out a sick kid. It’s pretty funny.

Oprah crashes The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (and Stephen Colbert) Posted: 15 Oct 2010 05:30 AM PDT The Rally to Restory Sanity/March To Keep Fear Alive is coming up quickly! Only two weeks to go, bitches. Anyway, The Daily Show last night was epic - it's their last show until they go to DC, one week from now. On last night's episode, Stephen Colbert video-bombed Jon in the opening minutes of the show. Jon and Stephen discussed how the Fear rally didn't have a permit, and they decided to join their rallies into "The Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear". That was good enough… but then a special quest star came on via video link around the 6 minute mark. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear Announcement www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Rally to Restore Sanity OPRAH!!! When Jon was on Oprah's show a few weeks ago, she told him that she was hurt that she had never gotten an invitation on his show, and he basically told her she was always welcome. So she "snuck on set" and left tickets for every audience member to come to the DC rally! That's so OPRAH! It was actually very cute. For more information about The Rally to Restore Sanity, go here.

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