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- Jennifer Garner goes on a happy outing with the kids and no Ben
- Anne Hathaway has “lingering trust issues” from dating Raffaello Follieri
- Portia de Rossi covers her lifelong battle with anorexia and bulimia in new memoir
- Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boyfriend Alex Beh is John Mayer-esque
- Mad Men’s finale draws strange fourth season to a close (spoilers)
- Angelina Jolie’s directorial power makes Brad really hot
- Kim Kardashian doesn’t think she’ll do nudity now that she’s 30 years old
- Sister Wife star loses her job
- Kanye West’s new cover art for ‘My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy’ banned
- Justin Bieber questioned by cops for laser tag assault on 12 year-old
Jennifer Garner goes on a happy outing with the kids and no Ben Posted: 18 Oct 2010 08:47 AM PDT This is kind of a non-story, but people seem to enjoy Jennifer Garner and the dimple parade, so here you go. Jennifer and her daughters were pap'd non-stop this weekend (nothing new there), but instead of looking like "the saddest soccer mom in LA" Jennifer looked really happy to be out with the kiddies, and Violet especially looks like she loved her time at the park. Meanwhile, Ben only comes out for the paparazzi extravaganza when he has something to promote. I guess The Town's promotional tour is over then. By the way, I really, really, really hope that everyone who claims those Brangelina kissing photos were posed say the same thing about these. Just sayin'. Brad and Angelina aren't the only ones sending messages to their public through candid paparazzi pics. And to underline the point, Jennifer gave a mom-centric interview to People Magazine about her kids and Halloween:
[From People] When I was really little, I was the same size for a few years, and I wore my Tweety Bird costume for three Halloweens in a row. Then when I went through puberty overnight, I changed into an Elvira costume (I had massive boobs at 13, what are you going to do?). I appreciate it when moms really work to make an unusual Halloween costume, but most of the time, I think the majority of kids would just be happy with something from a store, like Batman or a fairy princess. But I would love to see Seraphina as a bumblebee. She just looks like a bumblebee type to me. |
Anne Hathaway has “lingering trust issues” from dating Raffaello Follieri Posted: 18 Oct 2010 08:21 AM PDT Anne Hathaway is the cover girl for the November issue of Vogue Magazine, to promote her film with Jake Gyllenhaal, Love and Other Drugs. The cover is lovely (the shoot is by Mario Testino), but it's also rather Christmas-y. Oh, well. I don't hate Anne, so I enjoy seeing her on the cover of Vogue, rather than someone like Blake Lively or Kate Hudson or someone like that. Through the shoot, it seems like they're going a little heavy on the Audrey Hepburn/Breakfast at Tiffany's thing, which I would have hoped Anne would avoid. It seems like blondes can't avoid the Marilyn trap, and brunettes can't avoid the Audrey trap. The full interview is here, at Vogue. Here are some of the highlights:
[From Vogue] I think it's clear Anne is still uncomfortable talking about the Follieri situation, and that's why she's making such awkward jokes. I still think she knew more than she's spoken about publicly, but if the FBI is content with her involvement, then so be it. All in all, I am kind of rooting for her to have more successes - she's one of the few younger actresses who I actually think can act her ass off. We'll see! Photos courtesy of Vogue. |
Portia de Rossi covers her lifelong battle with anorexia and bulimia in new memoir Posted: 18 Oct 2010 08:01 AM PDT
[From Entertainment Weekly, print edition, via Check User Account, ONTD] Portia has stayed under the radar for a while, and has pretty much been known as Ellen’s better half for years. She’s had solid work on television, and in the past few years has starred on Arrested Development, Nip/Tuck and the now-canceled Better off Ted. As far as publicity goes she hasn’t received much apart from her relationship with Ellen, but all that is about to chance when she promotes this book. I’d like to know if there are more revelations in this book, and if she reveals much about her marriage to Ellen. They seem very solid and like they’re very much in love. I don’t know if I believe that Portia has conquered anorexia. She’s still very tiny, but she’s probably the only person who can say how much her weight continues to preoccupy her. Header image is from April, 2009. Credit: Fame. Other image dates are below and credit WENN.com |
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boyfriend Alex Beh is John Mayer-esque Posted: 18 Oct 2010 07:48 AM PDT I had totally forgotten that Jennifer Love Hewitt had gotten herself a new boyfriend. She began dating Alex Beh since July, shortly after J. Love and Jamie WhatsIt broke up. I hadn't been paying attention, granted, but I appreciate the fact that Love let me forget about her. She stopped calling the paparazzi on herself, and there has been a real dearth of candid shots of her for a few months. So it is with joy that I show these new photos of Love and Alex, at LAX and coming out of the grocery store, all over the weekend. At first I didn't even know this Alex character - I though Love was back to hanging out with John Mayer. Right? Alex is very Mayer-esque. Love has a type. So who is Alex Beh again? He's an actor and short-film director. That's all I've got. They've been together for what is it? Three months at least? I'm totally f-cking shocked that Love hasn't given an interview about how he's "the one" and how they're going to get married, for sure. Has Love finally gotten smart about relationships? Is she with a dude who doesn't call her a Pear Ass? Is she in a relationship she doesn't feel the need to whore out in interview after interview? We'll see. Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin. |
Mad Men’s finale draws strange fourth season to a close (spoilers) Posted: 18 Oct 2010 07:22 AM PDT **THIS ENTIRE POST IS FULL OF SPOILERS FOR THIS SEASON OF MAD MEN** Last night was the Season Four finale of Mad Men, but it didn't feel like it at all. It just seemed like another episode of a season that has been… less than stellar. I should say this, though: even a less than stellar episode of Mad Men is still loads better than nearly everything else on television. In previous season finales, we had the election of Kennedy reflecting the turmoil of Don Draper's real identity being revealed to one of the partners, combined with Don's desire to run away with his Jewish mistress, and his confession to her that he was a "whore-child". And Peggy giving birth! Another season finale? The Cuban missile crisis combined with Betty's pregnancy and her affair with some dude at a bar, combined with Peggy telling Pete that he got her pregnant and she gave up the baby. Another finale? Sterling-Cooper-Draper-Price is formed in the burning remains of Sterling Cooper, Betty files for divorce and runs off with Henry Francis, and Don's confession to Peggy that he needs her desperately and professionally. This season's finale had some "shockers" I suppose - Don ran off to California with his secretary, Pretty Megan, a French-Canadian. Megan and Don had boned on his couch in a previous episode, and it was clear that while she wanted more, she was keeping her sh-t tight in the hopes of luring him in, which worked. Instead of going with the pretty blonde doctor, Dr. Faye, who was his equal in intelligence and ambition, Don went for the low-hanging fruit, if you will. He romanced Megan in California, then proposed to her using the engagement ring the original Don had given Anna. Anna left it to Don, and Don gives it to Pretty Megan. Now, I don't hate Megan. She seems like a nice girl. She's uncomplicated. She's young. She reminds me a lot of the young secretary that Sterling left his wife for, Jane. Right? The two women even look like - young, perky brunettes. But Dr. Faye issued the epitaph for Don's relationship to Pretty Megan when he broke it off with Faye: "You only like the beginnings of things." God, she really had his number, didn't she? I'd go even further: Don only likes the fantasy of things, not the reality of them. He only adores his mistresses and girlfriends when they're just fantasies to him - whenever they get too close and he finds out too much about them, or they actually need him emotionally, Don loses interest. Will Don be happy with Pretty Megan? Briefly. And I actually think Megan will end up a great step-mom to the kids, which should be interesting. We'll see where it goes. What else did we learn? Joanie didn't get the abortion, but that's what I suspected all along. She's going to pass the baby off as her husband's, not Sterling's, although she hasn't told anyone in the office yet. There was a wonderful, hilarious moment between Joanie and Peggy when they were gossiping in Joan's office - I really hope the two of them become closer. Because Peggy really looks up to Joan, and the two of them should be close friends. They need to lean on each other. Regarding Peggy - she reeled in a smaller account for pantyhose, because she's great at her job. And ever since she and Don spent an emotional, beautiful, non-sexual night together, he's been treating her wonderfully. When Peggy saw him kissing Megan, there was such a twinge of emotion on her face… I began to wonder if Peggy thinks she's in love with Don. Their relationship has always been complicated - is Peggy the younger Don? Is he her father-figure? An older brother figure? Her mentor? Are they equals at this point? But Peggy looked like she was struggling with it, and then when she Don spoke one-on-one about Megan… it was sad. Like Don was seeking her approval, and that he has such high hopes that Peggy and Megan will be really close, and Peggy looked like she might cry for a moment. UGH. All in all, a strange finale, right? |
Angelina Jolie’s directorial power makes Brad really hot Posted: 18 Oct 2010 06:53 AM PDT There are tons of new photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on the set of her new film, which she is still working on in Budapest. Brad continues to visit the set - and I think Angelina has made him the official photographer or something, because there are lots of photos of him fooling around with cameras. It's kind of cute. Also cute? Something about a woman with final cut power turns Brad on, and there are photos of the two of them making out like teenagers. It actually seems really sweet - like this is some kind of honeymoon for them or something. Not to break anyone concentration from the Brangelina cuteness, but check out Angelina with her leading man: Um… he's really hot, right? Come on tabloids! Make up something good about him. I want to know his name. Anyway, shock of shocks, Angelina Jolie's film isn't really about a rape victim falling in love with her rapist, and the whole "Angelina's film got banned" thing was just a technical problem with the script submission, and now everything is over. Bosnia has lifted their ban, and now Angelina can film her movie in-country, if she so desires.
[From Us Weekly] So it's onward and upward. She'll probably shoot the majority of the film in Budapest, and then move production to Bosnia for some of the critical exteriors. Good for her. |
Kim Kardashian doesn’t think she’ll do nudity now that she’s 30 years old Posted: 18 Oct 2010 06:22 AM PDT This is what Kim Kardashian wore to celebrate her 30th birthday. Her birthday isn't until Thursday - she was celebrating nearly a week early. Which… sure, if she wants to. I cannot believe this dress though. I'll give her an A-plus for having it tailored to look like a second skin, but it's way too short, and the whole effect is very "Armenian Barbie." I might have actually liked it if it was three or four inches longer. Check out the shoes though: Yikes. Meanwhile, Kim told Us Weekly that she… don't laugh… isn't going to do any more nudity now that she's 30 years old. Keep in mind that she JUST posed nude for W Magazine. Also keep in mind that she's only famous because she got boned on camera.
[From Us Weekly] She'll stop taking off her clothes when she stops profiting from it. I know I sound like a fussy school marm, so let me clarify: I don't have a general problem with Kim's repeated and constant nudity, whether it's sex tapes or Playboy or W Magazine or all of the advertising Kim does as a cat-faced "model". My problem is with the hypocrisy of a chick who is famous for taking her clothes off and this fake-demure act that Kim always pulls. Whatever. Here's another outfit from another night's celebration of Kim's birthday. The dress is funky, but Kim's fake eyelashes have started taking on a life of their own: I love how jacked Kris Kardashian’s face is. I absolutely love it. |
Sister Wife star loses her job Posted: 18 Oct 2010 05:56 AM PDT
Everyone’s favorite polygamist family, the Brown family of Lehi, Utah were on Oprah last week. It was pretty much a recap of their TLC reality show which had its first season finale over the weekend. One new thing I learned was that Kody’s first wife Meri, whose job was never disclosed on the show, lost her position in the mental health field as a result of her family’s new reality show. Meri is also studying psychology online and Janelle and Robyn work out of the home. Christine is a homemaker and cooks and cares for the children. On Oprah, Meri called her job loss “heartbreaking” but said it was understandable.
[From Oprah.com] I haven’t yet seen the final two episodes of this show as they just aired last night but I’m looking forward to it. Apparently Kody’s “wedding” with Robyn was featured, and that took place about five months ago. Kody said on Oprah that there’s no sex before “marriage” in polygamy and implied that he didn’t sleep with Robyn before they had the non-legally binding wedding ceremony. Robyn, who has three children of her own, said that she’ll try for more with Kody. Of course she will, on the show Kody can be seen pressuring all but one of his wives, Janelle, to have more children despite infertility issues, health concerns, and the fact that he already has 13 biological children. While the Browns are attempting to skirt around the law by only making one of Kody’s four marriage’s official, what they’re doing is still technically illegal. They’re of course being investigation for felony bigamy, and Kody said on Oprah that he found it “scary.” Oprah’s website also had more information on how the Browns can be charged with a crime even if only one of their marriages is legal:
[From Oprah] There’s a good reason why this is the first polygamist family to go public. One of the wives just lost her job and now they’re all facing jail time. Here’s video from the show of the first three wives giving fourth wife Robyn a claddagh ring on her wedding day. Robyn cries like constantly on that show. (AOL Video via Radar Online. Photos from TLC via Oprah.com) These photos are of Kody with his wives and their kids from last to first wife. (Robyn’s kids in the first photo below are from her first marriage but all the other wives have kids with Kody.) |
Kanye West’s new cover art for ‘My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy’ banned Posted: 18 Oct 2010 05:47 AM PDT I don't even know where to begin with this one. So… Kanye West has a new album coming out. The album is called…My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Because Kanye is a 13-year-old Goth girl who thinks The Cure is the most important band, EVER, in the whole world and history of music. The name alone is enough to make you laugh at Kanye. But Kanye is too wonderful to only give us an ulbum name to chuckle at. Kanye tweeted the cover art for his album yesterday… and it is spectacular. Go to the end of the post to see this sh-t. It's amazing. Even MORE amazing? It got banned! Kanye sent out a flurry of awesome tweets bitching about how his album was banned too… my favorite line: "They don’t want me chilling on the couch with my phoenix!" Best. Line. Ever. [From Kanye's Twitter] My second favorite line is about Nirvana. You know what cover he's talking about? This one. A naked baby on Nevermind. Yes, Kanye is correct, it's still nudity. Gawker also pointed out that Kanye still isn't as awesome as Jane's Addiction - when Ritual de lo Habitual's artsy nudity was banned, Jane's Addiction just changed their cover art into the first amendment. Of course, that was all before Kanye wanted to represent with some phoenixes, yo. Album cover courtesy of Gawker. |
Justin Bieber questioned by cops for laser tag assault on 12 year-old Posted: 18 Oct 2010 05:45 AM PDT
[From Zach Taylor.ca] It’s hard to know which side of the story to believe, but it seems suspicious to me that this kid’s dad is a lawyer. (He kept talking about it on the scene, according to TMZ) Would he have called the cops if his son was involved in a minor altercation with someone who was not famous? It’s not like there were signs of injury, according to reports. We’ll know for sure what his intentions were if we hear about a lawsuit. Some people are speculating on TMZ that the lawyer encouraged his kid to provoke Justin in order to get a response and eventually sue. Let’s hope that’s not the case. Either way, Justin footed the bill for both teams. |
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