Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Bikinis. As Far As The Eye Can See…

Posted: 19 Oct 2010 06:58 PM PDT

   
Because I’m a whirling dervish of ambition and work ethic, here’s pretty much every single “celebrity” that was in a bikini over the weekend which I’m only just now getting to on account of Lady GaGa actually eating, and GQ forcing me to acknowledge the existence of Glee. Also, for the record, alcohol barely even Read More ...

Jennifer Lopez Should Never Let This Happen Again and Other News

Posted: 19 Oct 2010 03:25 PM PDT

   
- Tom Bosley is solving mysteries with Angela Lansbury in Heaven now. — She’s not what again? - Uma Thurman looks.. glamorous? - Shia LaBeouf might be single. - Denise Richards can write? - Hayden Panettiere clearly stole this dress from a Barbie doll. - Jessica Alba and these other people Read More ...

Those Chicks From ‘Glee’ Are in GQ

Posted: 19 Oct 2010 01:34 PM PDT

   
The cast of Glee appears in the November issue of GQ, and even though I’ve never seen the show, I’m not about to let that stop me from posting pics of whoever the hell these girls are. Sort of like my obsession with Blake Lively. If someone cornered me and demanded to know my favorite Read More ...

Samantha Ronson is Stealing Our White Women

Posted: 19 Oct 2010 12:13 PM PDT

   
Just when you thought you had a crack at the now-single Christina Aguilera, word continues to pour in that Samantha Ronson already has her scorpion hooks in her because lesbians really have those. (A kid on the bus told me.) Not only was Sam spotted leaving Christina’s house the day she announced her separation from Read More ...

Taylor Swift Wrote a Song About John Mayer

Posted: 19 Oct 2010 10:35 AM PDT

   
For those of you lying awake at night wondering if John Mayer really did have sex with Taylor Swift, it turns out the answer is not only “yes,” but also, “and he bounced immediately afterward.” How do I know? She’s telling us through the gift of song. Here are the lyrics to Taylor’s new single Read More ...

Zach Galifianakis Hates ‘The Hangover 2′

Posted: 19 Oct 2010 09:29 AM PDT

 
Just before news that Mel Gibson would have a cameo in The Hangover 2 was screamed in your face like you’re some sort of Russian whore who dared to jacuzzi first, Zach Galifianakis appeared on a Comedy Death-Ray podcast and voiced his frustration with the film, according to Vulture: After explaining to host Scott Aukerman that Read More ...

Kanye West Almost Committed Kanyecide

Posted: 19 Oct 2010 08:52 AM PDT

   
And there’s the exact moment. Kanye West told the crowd at the LA premiere of his new movie Runaway last night that he contemplated suicide, but didn’t go through it because apparently a bunch of people were already doing it. Or something. I mostly tune out whenever Kanye’s talking and just wait for the non-intentional punchline Read More ...

Tom Cruise is Sneaky

Posted: 19 Oct 2010 08:05 AM PDT

   
What you’re looking at is Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner filming a scene for Mission: Impossible 4 that conveniently includes a romantic midnight swim because here’s an interesting rumor: Jeremy Renner is gay. Which explains why he didn’t die a noble, suffocating death between Jessica Simpson’s breasts, but doesn’t make him any less of a Read More ...

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