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Elizabeth Hurley files for divorce, cites Arun Nayar’s “unreasonable behavior”
Penelope Cruz in purple L’Wren Scott: beautiful or kind of cheap looking?
Halle Berry takes Nahla out on the Malibu beach
Kids Choice Awards: Sofia Vergara, Miley & Kim Kardashian’s tatas

Elizabeth Hurley files for divorce, cites Arun Nayar’s “unreasonable behavior”

Posted: 03 Apr 2011 07:59 AM PDT

Back in December, we found out that Elizabeth Hurley is still pretty sleazy (Sleaz-E, her nickname). It seems Liz torpedoed her marriage to millionaire Arun Nayar when her affair with Australian womanizer/cricketer Shane Warne went public (photos below). The British tabloids caught Liz and Shane frolicking at some hotel, and shortly after the photos were published, Liz got all sanctimonious and released a statement saying that she and Arun had been separated for a while, and she was basically just out getting hers and we shouldn't judge (to read more go to our Liz Hurley archives, I wrote a lot about it). Anyway, Liz has now officially filed for divorce, and she's making Arun sound like the bad guy. In the divorce filing, she cites Arun's "unreasonable behavior". What could that be, Liz? It was so "unreasonable" for Arun to think Liz would NOT screw around? It was "unreasonable" that Arun's family treated Liz like some British tart (which, obviously, they were right about)? It was "unreasonable" that Arun wasn't as rich as Liz originally thought? Or, Liz thinks it’s “unreasonable” that Arun is moving on with a 25-year-old - while Liz and Shane Warne continue their very public affair? WTF?

Four months after announcing their split, Elizabeth Hurley filed for divorce from estranged husband Arun Nayar yesterday. The model/actress filed papers at London’s High Court citing the Indian textile heir’s ‘unreasonable behaviour’. The decision to formally end their union comes after just four years of marriage and amidst her burgeoning romance with Australian cricketer Shane Warne.

Hurley, 45, disclosed her split from Nayar, 46, in December after she was photographed kissing Warne, 41, in a London hotel. The Estee Lauder spokesmodel insisted she and Nayar had separated months earlier, but her husband was said to be upset by the photos.

However, Nayar has already been spotted dating model Kim Johnson, 25, in recent weeks. The Austin Powers star insisted this week on Twitter she would not be marrying Warne. She Tweeted: ‘Apparently I’m getting married & moving to Australia. Wow, my fictional tabloid life is exciting! Breathlessly awaiting next instalment…’

Hurley’s legal moves comes just days after she returned from Los Angeles, where she spent the past few weeks filming new TV series Wonder Woman. During her trip Stateside, Hurley has been spotted out and about with Warne - the first time she had seen him since her Valentine’s Day visit to Australia in February. The pair were first linked in July after Hurley was photographed chatting to Warne at the Glorious Goodwood Festival. Over the next few months, they exchanged flirty text messages on Twitter.

After the couple were photographed kissing in a London hotel in mid-December, the former actress decided to go public with her marriage breakdown from Nayar.

She announced she had split from Nayar on her Twitter page, writing: ‘For the record, my husband Arun and I separated a few months ago. Our close family and friends were aware of this.’

Around the same time, Warne confirmed he too was no longer with ex-wife Simone Callahan, having split up two months earlier despite continuing to live together in Melbourne with their children.

He wrote on his website: ‘Sadly and unfortunately, Simone and I split up a while ago, our close friends and family were informed at that time. It is a private matter so we did not make it public. We remain friends and will continue to be good parents.’

[From The Daily Mail]

I doubt Liz is foolish enough to think that she and Shane Warne are going to live happily ever after. First, Liz is not a "happily ever after" kind of woman - she's a drama queen, and Shane is good for drama. Second, Shane is still screwing anything with two legs and pulse, so it's not like Liz is coming into this junk with any expectations of Shane's fidelity. But is Liz just getting her rocks off? I might respect that, in general, if Liz didn't come across looking so dumb. She's dumb to get involved with such a notorious, cheesy, man-slut (with highlights). And she's dumb to try to play the divorce like Arun did something wrong - she was the one outed, having an affair. Ugh. Sleaz-E.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Penelope Cruz in purple L’Wren Scott: beautiful or kind of cheap looking?

Posted: 03 Apr 2011 07:31 AM PDT

On Friday, Penelope Cruz got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Lately, lots of bigger celebrities gave been getting their "stars" which is kind of cool - I mean, I'd rather Penelope get a star than, like, Snooki. I like that many foreign celebrities have been getting stars too - because I think the international celebrities feel more honored, and seem truly moved by this symbol of Hollywood acceptance. Colin Firth practically wept at his Walk of Fame ceremony, and Helen Mirren invited her family, including her step-kids and step-grandkids, to come and celebrate her foot and hand-prints at Grauman's Chinese Theatre. Penelope seemed genuinely happy too - her husband, Javier Bardem escorted her to the ceremony, and Johnny Depp gave a nice speech, as did Penelope's Nine director Rob Marshall. Surprisingly A-list for such a cheesy ceremony, right? I love it.

Johnny Depp can’t say enough good things about Penélope Cruz as an actress, costar – and as a new mom.

“She’s an inconceivably phenomenal mommy, which I’ve witnessed firsthand, and it’s pretty incredible,” Depp said on Friday of Cruz, who gave birth to a son in January. “She’s as loyal and true a friend as anyone could ever dream of and I’m very privileged to be able to have her in my life.”

Cruz, who was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in front of El Capitan Theater on Friday, feels just as lucky to have worked with Depp. In fact, she credits the actor with improving her language skills.

“I came to Los Angeles for the first time in 1994. I spoke no English. I only knew how to say two sentences: One was, ‘How are you?’ The other was, ‘I want to work with Johnny Depp,’ ” Cruz, 37, said Friday. “In the last 10 years I’ve worked with him twice, and that has improved my English.”

The Oscar winner worked with Depp on Blow and most recently on The Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, and she calls her costar a prankster on set.

But how would Depp describe their time together?

“It’s been a long road of giggles,” Depp added. “There’s nothing bad to say. I’ve even tried to provoke her into some fit of anger, it doesn’t work, I get nothing. Giggles, more giggles.”

Cruz has certainly had a lot to be happy about recently. The actress married Javier Bardem in July 2010 and the pair welcomed a son named Leo earlier this year. Cruz, the first Spanish-born actress to receive a star, was grateful for the honor and thanked her family “and of course my wonderful husband and my son for making me so happy every day.”

[From People]

The first Spanish star? Then it's especially nice. Good for Penelope! And considering she just recently had a baby, I'm not going to talk about how much I dislike this L'Wren Scott dress. It's kind of cheap-looking, right? Whoops, I guess I talked about it. Since I'm being bitchy and over-critical, I also dislike Penelope's cheap-looking too-light highlights. They look so trashy! And since we’re talking about clothes, I’m so glad Johnny put on his grossest-looking pair of jeans and his dirtiest flannel shirt.

By the way, Penelope and Javier's son is named Leo. I mean, I don't know it for a solid fact, but all of the reports claim the name is Leo, and Penelope and Javi haven't denied it.

Oh, and Penelope's heels were so crazy she almost feel down as she was walking to her star. I would love to see her do a ditzy comedic role where she had to do pratfalls - look at her face! She's so funny.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

Halle Berry takes Nahla out on the Malibu beach

Posted: 03 Apr 2011 06:57 AM PDT

These are newish photos of Halle Berry and Nahla having some fun on a Malibu beach a few days ago. Nahla seems to be stuck at this size and this level of extreme cuteness, doesn't she? Sometimes, celebrity children never seem to age - Nahla joins Britney Spears' sons in that way. Also: I dislike Halle's coverup. It makes her look broader than she actually is, and it feels like she's got the shoulders pushed down so that the paparazzi get shots of her boobs. It's all kind of tacky. But Nahla's adorable at least.

Speaking of tacky, Halle and Olivier Martinez are still going strong. They keep getting photographed out and about on their date nights. I still wonder if Olivier is in some kind of biscuit-haze, or if he's just staying with Halle because he's terrified of what she'll say about him once they've broken up. The Millionaire Matchmaker agrees with me - Patti Stanger tells E! News that she think Olivier and Halle will be the next big celebrity breakup because, in her words, "Because that man’s a f–king cheater!" She doesn't mention that they might breakup because Halle is crazy, but sure, I could see Olivier screwing around. In all honesty, I can't wait for the breakup, because I want to see how Halle plays it. I think she's been told that people aren't buying her victim act anymore, and that the way she went after Gabriel Aubry really hurt her image. So… it will be interesting to see if she can contain the crazy in the future.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Kids Choice Awards: Sofia Vergara, Miley & Kim Kardashian’s tatas

Posted: 03 Apr 2011 06:23 AM PDT

Here's something you don't want to do first thing in the morning: look through all of the photos from the Kids Choice Awards as you begin to feel the bitter twinge of your own mortality. Seriously, I have no idea who the majority of those people were at that event. I feel like there's this whole other world of kid celebrities that I'm absolutely clueless about. ~~Anyway, if you want to know more about this year's Kids Choice Awards, go here to Radar. Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner were named the Best Actor/Actress, so that speaks volumes.~~ UPDATE: Whoops, that was from last year. This year’s winners are here. I'm just going to do some of the photos from the event, trying to cull through the mountain of photos to find some people that I actually recognize. Like beautiful Sofia and her skinny jeans. I hate skinny jeans on almost everybody. Sofia is not like everybody else though.

I don't even want to talk about this photo of Joe Jonas and Unknown Boy #5. Oh, I see… it's his little brother. Wait, there's ANOTHER Jonas brother?!?

But that's not as disturbing as Raccoon McPantless!!! Pants-wearing sellout.

Heidi Klum, looking surprisingly pulled-together. Does anyone else get the feeling she's pregnant again?

I really like Miley's dress. It's a pretty dress, and it looks nice on her. Sure, it's a little too dressed-up for this event, but it's also one of the most modest things she's worn in the past two years.