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- Dita Von Teese & her hot French boyfriend went to Coachella
- Gwyneth Paltrow in Vionnet: lovely or insufferable?
- Lady Gaga’s “Judas”: “a new Jerusalem” or a dumb, fake-scandalous pop song?
- Alex Skarsgard & Kate Bosworth got pap’d at Coachella
- Kat Von D attends an event for lesbians, brings Jesse James
- Nicolas Cage was arrested for domestic abuse, being a drunk dumbass
| Dita Von Teese & her hot French boyfriend went to Coachella Posted: 17 Apr 2011 06:52 AM PDT
I don't really have anything to say about these photos other than I would totally do both of them. These are photos of Dita Von Teese with her hot, gorgeous, sexy boyfriend Louis Marie de Castelbajac. I love the fur peeking out. I love his face. I love her face. I love them both, and would happily participate in a menage a trois. Please ask me. Anyway, these are photos of Dita and Louis at Coachella. It's kind of funny to me that Dita goes to Coachella. You would think that it would be beneath her, right? That she would be too busy wearing corsets and collecting 1940s posters. Maybe it's something Louis is into, and Dita is just being a good girlfriend. Whatever it is, it's hot. I also love that Louis can't seem to keep his hands off of himself. He's all, "I am too beautiful to go un-fondled. Mm, my fur turns me on." Don't even ask what Dita is wearing, though. I'm assuming it's vintage. I find it garish and fug, but whatever. She kind of pulls it off. As for Louis, his slippers are amazing!
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame. |
| Gwyneth Paltrow in Vionnet: lovely or insufferable? Posted: 17 Apr 2011 05:20 AM PDT
Gwyneth Paltrow is just now realizing how much "work" it is to promote a book. It's not just showing up to places wearing something cute! She actually has to sit there and interact with peasants, signing their precious copies of her gorgeous, elite musings! These are photos of Gwyneth at a book signing in New York on Friday. Her dress is Vionnet - even though I can hate on Gwyneth for nearly anything, this dress is pretty cute on her. It's too short for a book signing, but whatever. She has nice legs that she obsesses over every minute of every day, so why not show them off? Anyway, these photos of Gwyneth are pretty good. The photographers didn't catch her making any "Dear God, ARE THE PEASANTS WEARING SWEATPANTS?!?!?" faces. In case you were wondering what perfect, gorgeous prose came out of Gwyneth's enslavement to her own perfection, here's a video that's been going around - it's a dramatic reading of some passages from the cookbook: Perfect. Dame Gwyneth would approve. By the way, Goopy also had to go BEYOND Manhattan to promote her book. No, not Brooklyn. NEW JERSEY. Oh, Goopy. You know that when she was told to do a signing in Jersey, she had a moment where her soul wept. But she carried on, because the New Jersey peasants also deserved the benefit of her magnificent wisdom. I love that she even tried to fit in with the peasants by wearing something she thought they would appreciate - jeans. Here are the photos from her Saturday New Jersey signing… the bitch looks terrified to be amongst the Jersey masses. You know she asked her publisher to have the chopper on standby.
More photos from the New York book signing:
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame. |
| Lady Gaga’s “Judas”: “a new Jerusalem” or a dumb, fake-scandalous pop song? Posted: 17 Apr 2011 05:19 AM PDT
The above image is OFFICIAL cover art for Born This Way. Like, Lady Gaga approved it. This is not some monstrosity that a mentally ill "monster" created because he dreamt of riding Gaga like a dirt bike. I think this is the model that Robert Pattinson bought for Kristen Stewart! In other Gaga news, as I put in the links on Friday, Gaga's new single "Judas" leaked Friday afternoon. Now… I'm one of those people who doesn't like Gaga songs right away. Shocking I know, but I generally do like her songs after I've heard them a few times. I was like that with "Telephone" and "Paparazzi". Oh, and "Alejandro" and "Bad Romance" - see, I actually like all of those songs, but never on the first listen. So I sat here and listened to "Judas" three times in a row and… I still don't like it. I think my biggest problem is with the chorus - it's kind of cheesy, right? It sounds like a Weird Al remix. Anyway, "Judas" is already creating controversy, just as Gaga wanted it to in her coke-addled mind. With lyrics like "When he comes to me, I am ready/ I’ll wash his feet with my hair if he needs/ Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain/ Even after three times, he betrays me/ I’ll bring him down, a king with no crown…” I think we all know that Gaga was aiming for controversy. And in the video (which was already shot), Gaga is apparently dressed up like… Mary Magdalene. Ugh. Still, the video's creator director, Laurieann Gibson told The Hollywood Reporter that the video is not blasphemous, but instead the video is… wait for it… "a new Jerusalem":
[Via The Hollywood Reporter] Look, I'm not a particularly religious person, but that statement offends me. It's a damn pop song! And not even a particularly good pop song, and they've made a video that they hope will be controversial because they used a lot of Catholic imagery, just like Madonna. It's not a new Jerusalem. It's not about darkness and light and salvation and damnation. It's a crappy pop song. Anyway, now everyone is saying that "Catholic leaders" are highly upset about Lady Gaga. It's not, like, the Pope or anything (Benedict is too busy fussing over his red Prada slippers and listening to Classic Gaga, like "Disco Stick"). It's Bill Donohue of The Catholic League, that red-faced dude who is always screaming about everything every chance someone puts a microphone in front of his face. I wouldn't really call him a "Catholic leader". Wake me when the Pope chimes in.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Gaga's Twitter. |
| Alex Skarsgard & Kate Bosworth got pap’d at Coachella Posted: 17 Apr 2011 05:17 AM PDT
These are photos of Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard, partying and hanging at Coachella on Friday night. Most of the photos of them feature The Bos animatedly talking/flirting with a bartender while Alex looks sort of bored and drunk, and then he begins to play with his phone. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but I think that speaks volumes about their dynamic. But still… they went to Coachella together. The Bos is clinging to her bitch at all costs, despite the reports that they're done or close to being done, and despite her Alex-free Mexican vacation last week. They're still on, and The Bos made sure that you know they're still on. Meanwhile, all of her incessant clinging and famewhoring is paying off - she just booked another gig! How this chick gets work, I have no idea. But she signed on to yet another jack Kerouac adaptation, this one Big Sur. I've read most of Kerouac's books, but I missed that one. The Bos is playing a character named Billie, who is based on the real-life mistress of Jack Kerouac and Neal Cassady. Josh Lucas is playing the Cassady character (ew) and Jean-Marc Barr (who?) is playing the Kerouac character. Yeah… this one sounds pretty bad already. UPDATE: I’ve added more photos from Coachella, from their pap extravaganza on Saturday:
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Kat Von D attends an event for lesbians, brings Jesse James Posted: 17 Apr 2011 05:00 AM PDT
These are photos from last night's "An Evening With Women". It's an annual charity event that benefits women's services at the LA Gay & Lesbian Center. Most of the guests were lesbians or lesbian-friendly women. And then there was Kat Von D and Jesse James. Now, Kat has been to these events before, and I do think she probably has a history with supporting gay rights, etc. So maybe I would understand Kat flying solo to the event. But she brought her fiancé Jesse James. Ugh. How did Jesse get out of this event alive? How did the ladies not beat him to a pulp? Especially considering there's probably at least a few lesbians who attended who consider Sandra Bullock one of their own (because she sleeps with her dogs, remember?) Anyway, I guess Kat looks pretty good (for her). She's lost some weight… either that, or that dress is pretty flattering. I get the feeling… ugh, should I say this out loud? I get the feeling that in Kat's mind, she wants to work the red carpet with Jesse just like Sandra Bullock did. She wants everyone to pay attention to her, and she thinks she's at the same level as Bullock, you know? It's just a feeling I get. I could do without the red carpet kisses though. Those made me nauseous. In the coming weeks, I'm expecting to see more of Jesse. His book, American Outlaw, comes out in early May, and I'm sure he'll be doing some major print and television interviews. I wonder how bad this book is going to be? Cyndi Lauper's face says it all.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Nicolas Cage was arrested for domestic abuse, being a drunk dumbass Posted: 16 Apr 2011 11:43 AM PDT
I used to think Nicolas Cage was kind of interesting, in a "He sold his soul to the Devil (Bruckheimer) but he's still kind of damaged and hot" way. Then he got hair plugs and starting buying lots of bizarre stuff and he married a teenager. I still believe the dude is damaged, but his hotness is nil and what I thought was simply a bizarre "streak" is just his train wreck personality. I guess what I'm saying is that this news doesn't surprise me: early this morning (Saturday), Nicolas was arrested in New Orleans. Nic and his wife Alice have a home in NOLA, but he was arrested on the street, somewhere in town. He was arrested for one count of domestic abuse and count of disturbing the peace. Do you know how completely off-your-head drunk you have to be to be arrested for disturbing the peace in New Orleans? Like, Nicolas must have been blitzed out of his mind. Here's what went down:
[From TMZ] Yeah, it doesn't really sound like he "beat" Alice, only that he grabbed her, perhaps with some force. I'm not saying it's any better or worse, but it is different. I'm not a wife-beating apologist (I hope you guys know me by now enough to say that I am definitely not), but right now it just sounds like a pretty typical argument between two really drunk people. My guess is that the abuse charge will be dropped and Nic will end up just being charged with disturbing the peace or whatever. UPDATE: People Magazine has more details about this story. According to the New Orleans police spokesperson, “Cage and his wife were standing in front of a residence that he insisted was the property the couple was renting. She disagreed, and Cage grabbed her by the upper arm and pulled her to what he believed was the correct address. There were no visible signs of injury on his wife’s arm. The actor then began striking vehicles and later attempted to get into a taxi. At that point, an officer who had been flagged down by onlookers drove up on the couple, immediately observed that Cage was heavily intoxicated and ordered him out of the cab, which prompted Cage to start yelling. The officers subsequently took Cage to Central Lock-up.” Another inmate who was in jail at the same time also tells People Mag that Nicolas was "drunk" but that the NOLA police officers didn't keep him with the other inmates: “He wasn’t in a cell, he was behind the counter with all the other officers.” Meanwhile, TMZ reports an eyewitness account of Cage wandering into a tattoo parlor and "began throwing his clothes around, demanding to get inked up….Nic seemed quite intoxicated and asked employees to call the cops. When they asked why, Cage replied … he just didn’t remember where he lived."
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
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