What Would Tyler Durden Do |
- Charlie Sheen hints he’ll get his job back, is lying
- Kim Kardashian is a fitness model
- Catherine Zeta Jones is bi-polar
- Scarlett Johansson moved in with Sean Penn
- “Wait, don’t leave! I’m not done!’’
- oh f**k you, People magazine
| Charlie Sheen hints he’ll get his job back, is lying Posted: 13 Apr 2011 06:56 PM PDT Charlie Sheen has done everything but beg for his job back at Two and a Half Men, saying he would do it for the fans when in reality he’s desperate for money, but no matter what the reason, Sheen said tonight it might really happen. Deadline writes… Sheen has been hinting about a possible [...] |
| Kim Kardashian is a fitness model Posted: 13 Apr 2011 02:26 PM PDT I'm not surprised that there's a company with a product that can change the shape of a girls ass, and that they hired Kim Kardashian to promote it, I'm just surprised that the product isn’t hot dogs. It's actually Sketcher’s Shape Ups, the workout shoe designed to tone and firm your calves, thighs [...] |
| Catherine Zeta Jones is bi-polar Posted: 13 Apr 2011 01:13 PM PDT The last time we saw Catherine Zeta Jones, she was in London to receive a medal from Prince Charles (wait, what?). She was with her husband Michael Douglas, going through a crowd of paparazzi and then screaming, "How dare you punch me" like a crazy woman (video here). Now it turns out [...] |
| Scarlett Johansson moved in with Sean Penn Posted: 13 Apr 2011 12:25 PM PDT Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have only been dating for two months, in part because she only announced she was divorcing Ryan Reynolds four months ago, but today Us magazine says she's already moved in to his house in Malibu. Wow what an idiot. Is he dying or something? Relocating [...] |
| “Wait, don’t leave! I’m not done!’’ Posted: 13 Apr 2011 11:06 AM PDT Fresh from getting boo’d off the stage in New York, Charlie Sheen took his show to Boston last night and proved he can drive audiences away no matter where he goes. The Boston Globe says… Just before 10 last night, as hundreds of disgusted spectators streamed toward the exits at Agganis Arena, Charlie Sheen [...] |
| Posted: 13 Apr 2011 09:52 AM PDT People magazine has named Jennifer Lopez as the Worlds Most Beautiful Woman, and they must mean off on some fantasy world because that's a ridiculous fucking statement. She's ok looking when she’s all dressed up (*), but she still has a big ass and no tits. She’s round, smooth, orange and rotten [...] |
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