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- David Gandy, my lover, talks about his “fat” past and being bullied
- Katie Holmes looks pretty, lucid, bumpy & happy on set with Adam Sandler
- L&S: Angelina Jolie was cracked-out during a 2000 interview (video!)
- Helen Mirren & Bruce Willis look adorable together at UK premiere of ‘Red’
- Taylor Swift will only discuss John Mayer through song
- Clive Owen wants to get the ladies all liquored up
- Willow Smith says “Whip My Hair” is about being yourself, empowerment
- Beyonce is pregnant, say Us Weekly’s sources
- Life & Style: Angelina Jolie’s former drug dealer “speaks out”
- Christina Hendricks denies that she’s dieting to lose weight
David Gandy, my lover, talks about his “fat” past and being bullied Posted: 20 Oct 2010 08:47 AM PDT Isn't my lover beautiful? His name is David Gandy, and he's one of the most successful models in the industry. He's British, and his voice is incredible, and Dolce & Gabbana are all over him for everything. He's like their official muse. He's only given a handful of extensive interviews over the years, and he usually strikes me as just an obscenely handsome guy who is pretty normal and down-to-earth in his personal life. He's straight, and he's had only a few relationships, and generally they seem to be with models, for what that's worth. He just hasn't met me yet. You may also know my lover because I feature him often on Hot Guy Friday - he's the gorgeous, beefy Matt Bomer-esque one. Anyway, Mr. Gandy has granted an interview to The Telegraph (full piece here) and he's talking about his "fat" childhood and being bullied and… I just want to take him home with me. Sigh…
[From The Telegraph] Oh, Jesus, he's SINGLE!!! I'm buying my plane ticket right now. Must hunt down the Gandy. Honestly, though, he sounds really nice, doesn't he? Don't you approve of my lover? Doesn't he seem like he's actually a sweetheart? Sigh… |
Katie Holmes looks pretty, lucid, bumpy & happy on set with Adam Sandler Posted: 20 Oct 2010 08:01 AM PDT I'm in a difficult place - we have all of these new photos of Katie Holmes on the set of Jack & Jill, that film where Adam Sandler plays both Jack AND his sister Jill, and there really isn't any good Katie Holmes story to put with these photos. Shall I make something up? Here: is that a baby bump I spy? Or is that just her normal stomach? Honestly, Katie looks like she's lost some weight, and this is the best she's looked in months. No zombie eyes or crap-tastic fashion. Whoever decided to put Katie in this dress did good. It's slimming, and it doesn't look like a really expensive couture turd. Should we talk about where Katie is in her career? She's playing second (third) fiddle to Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler’s hot tranny mess. Honestly, though, this is the kind of career I expected from her back on Dawson's Creek. The girl wasn't some shining gift to the profession of acting, although she's given up the chance at having a really solid career when she married Tom, and when she walked away from The Dark Knight. It seems like she's trying to get on some kind of better career track though, after years of wandering through such flops as Mad Money. She's got a handful of solid-looking projects already in the can - that horror film Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, and the Kennedy miniseries (where she plays Jackie) for the History Channel. So is Katie taking some tips from Nicole Kidman's new career plan? Rule 1: Make an Adam Sandler film. Rule 2: Stop looking and acting like a zombie. Wow… those rules really do apply to both of them! I caption this photo, "Why Xenu, WHY?" |
L&S: Angelina Jolie was cracked-out during a 2000 interview (video!) Posted: 20 Oct 2010 07:20 AM PDT Just a few hours ago, I wrote about the first excerpts from this week's Life & Style cover story - they got an interview with Angelina's old drug dealer in New York. I questioned the cover lines, which were all about a "video" that would OF COURSE lead to the destruction of Brangelina. Well, now Life & Style is clarifying a bit, although the story is still kind of crazy. The "video" that proves Angelina was cracked-out on cocaine and heroin, proving the dealer's story (never mind that Jolie has admitted to everything already)? Well, it's Jolie's appearance on Charlie Rose back in 2000. That's the video proof. That's the evidence that will destroy Brangelina!
[From Life & Style] I put the video below - she does seem fidgety and like she's uncomfortable and perhaps on something. But it also reminds me of nearly every television interview from that time period - Angelina used to give notoriously bad television interviews, and it's an art she's had to learn over the years. Honestly, in this video, she seems like she baked, not coked up. |
Helen Mirren & Bruce Willis look adorable together at UK premiere of ‘Red’ Posted: 20 Oct 2010 06:51 AM PDT Last night was the UK premiere of Red, and Helen Mirren, Brucce Willis and Mary-Louise Parker were all in London for the premiere. I'm only writing about this because Dame Helen and Bruce were so adorable together posing together on the red carpet. What is it about Helen? Whenever she poses with a man - of any age - on a red carpet, I find it so sexy, and I end up wondering why she's not having an affair with that dude. Bruce could totally give Russell Brand a run for his money - and Bruce looks up for a roll in the hay with Helen, maybe even more so than Brand. Russell is in India, preparing for his wedding to Katy Perry. Do you think he's looking at these photos and feeling a twinge? I also love this one, of Bruce kneeling before Helen. I think he's picking up her earring or something, but it also seems like he's bowing down before the Queen, right? Here's a disturbing side note: Helen hasn't walked any red carpets with her husband in a couple of months. Yes, Helen and Taylor Hackford have been together for years and years, and they're not the kind of couple where you think "Oh, if they're not doing red carpets together, then I bet there's trouble in paradise!" Obviously, they've both been around long enough where I doubt Taylor really feels the need to always be on his lady's arm. But still… I do wonder. Trouble in paradise? Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin and Fame. |
Taylor Swift will only discuss John Mayer through song Posted: 20 Oct 2010 06:32 AM PDT Taylor Swift is the cover girl for this week's People Magazine, and the interview seems like it's just a promotional piece for her new album, and Swifty talking about how happy she is to be single. She might even mention John Mayer in the piece - but there are no quotes about him in People's excerpts thus far. Now, in yesterday's Taylor Swift story - about how she wrote a "F-ck you, Douchenozzle" song about John Mayer - I called Taylor an a–hole, and some of you got upset. Let me clarify: I still think she's an a–hole, and I'm not going to change my opinion. But I will say that I think she's an a–hole in the way that many, many 19-year-old girls are a–holes, and in the way that I was an a–hole when I was 19 (and still am, probably?). I think I was disappointed with Swift's "Dear John" song because she strikes me as a smart young woman, and she should have been smart enough to not get involved with such an obvious douche as Mayer. It's not like she wasn't warned - EVERYONE warned her. She was even "dating" Mayer through that racist, homophobic, misogynistic Playboy douche explosion in the spring. She knew what she was getting into, and I'm not going to say "Oh, she was only 19 years old!" She knew what she was doing, and she boned him because she wanted to, because she didn't care about all of the neon signs pointing to the fact that Mayer is a massive tool. And when he lived up to his toolbox promise and dicked her over, she wrote a whiny little song about it, calling him out? Please. Stop mollycoddling Swifty. She's not a little girl-princess who will never be soiled - she's an a–hole, just the same as every other 19-year-old girl.
[From People] At first it was kind of cute and funny that Swifty would call people out in songs, but it's starting to bug me. She's like a less talented Weird Al Yankovic. We get the references, Swifty! Stop naming names, lest you be called out on your own douchiness. People cover courtesy of CoverAwards. Additional photo courtesy of Bauer-Griffin. |
Clive Owen wants to get the ladies all liquored up Posted: 20 Oct 2010 06:01 AM PDT An open letter from the desk of Clive Owen: Hello, ladies. It's been a while, I know. Wait… what's that? Can someone please get this woman off of me? She's humping my leg. There we go, sweetheart. On you go. Yes, I'll take your panties, thank you. Now, let's move on, shall we? So, yes, here I am in… where am I? Madrid. I'm not one of those dudes who show up for the opening of an envelope. I only attach my name to important things, like serious dramas, or a line of sparkly vibrators. Just kidding! Wow, that was an audible gasp! Anyway, this event in beautiful Madrid is for Chivas. If you want to get all liquored up and throw your panties at me, please, I beg you, get drunk of Chivas 12. The bottle was designed by a young male artist… here he is: Nice, right? I'm sure you're imagining the two of us kissing right now. You're imagining my hand grazing his thigh…yes, I know. Anway, you see, I support the arts. Especially when supporting the arts also means chicks are going to get all liquored up. No, I jest. I'm much too good for that. I want you to be sober for what I'm going to do to you. Ha! Got you again, didn't I? So I'm at this event, and I'm working my gorgeous little tuft of coal-black chest hair and giving my best "would you like the handcuffs?" look to the camera, and suddenly, they hand me this beautiful girl named Eugenia Silva. She's a Spanish model, and in some of these photos she's clutching me. Don't worry, that always happens. Women can't help it. I could ask to borrow a thousand dollars, and wind up in an orgy of supermodels. Of course I might be shooting Miss Silva my very special "Are you wearing panties?" look that I reserve for very special women. But that doesn't mean anything, and you should definitely NOT fly to Spain and hunt her down with an automatic weapon, okay? There's still plenty of Clive to go around, ladies. |
Willow Smith says “Whip My Hair” is about being yourself, empowerment Posted: 20 Oct 2010 06:01 AM PDT I was looking at these new photos of Willow Smith - out and about in New York yesterday with her adorable puppy - and I came to the startling realization: In my whole life, the culmination of everything I do and say, all of it will never amount to the coolness radiating for 9-year-old Willow Smith. I know many of you think that she's a poseur or she's too young, but you've got to admit - she's really, really cool for a 9-year-old, right? And check it out - her hair is even different. She's already moved on from the "skunk" hair. Lady Gaga and Rihanna, take notes. Even her puppy is radiating a "I'm too good for this patch of grass" vibe! Anyway, just a thought. Since Willow's music video for "Whip My Hair" came out a few days ago, Willow has been giving interviews and it seems like her parents are letting her do her own thing, and speak without a filter. When being interviewed on the radio, Willow discussed her feelings about Lady Gaga (I feel another "mothership" reference coming): "[Somebody] I would really want to work with on a song would be Lady Gaga… She is amazing! She's just so amazing, she's a free person. She's a free girl, baby." Willow also talked clothes: "Sometimes I put my own stuff in it. I mix up the outfits too. My mom puts together outfits and I can pick which one I want to wear." MOM! Additionally, Willow talked in greater detail about the "Whip My Hair" video to MTV… I also put the video up again!
[From MTV] So now we know the feminist, girl-power message of "Whip My Hair". Now you can move forward with your life with that knowledge, right? |
Beyonce is pregnant, say Us Weekly’s sources Posted: 20 Oct 2010 05:39 AM PDT Take the news with a grain of salt, but Us Weekly's sources are claiming that Beyonce and Jay-Z are expecting their first child together. If I had a nickel for every random "Bey is preggers" rumor, I'd have… like, 30 cents. There are at least two big rumors every year, and I remember earlier this year, the urban blogs were claiming that it was a sure thing and it wasn't. Beyonce also gave yet another interview back in August where she seemed to be saying that she wasn't going to get pregnant until she felt the time was right, and the time was NOT right.
[From Us Weekly] That one line makes me wonder if this is true: "She loves kids, but she wasn’t ready to be a mother just yet. She really wanted to get her album done and tour the world again." That sounds right, doesn't it? Bey isn't ready to be a mom because she wants to spend several more years focusing solely on her career. But if she is pregnant, yeah, I can see her keeping the baby and changing her tune. We'll see. |
Life & Style: Angelina Jolie’s former drug dealer “speaks out” Posted: 20 Oct 2010 05:20 AM PDT If you want my opinion, Life & Style got a half-way decent "scandalous" story about Angelina Jolie, and they ruined it with an over-the-top cover. The story is simple enough - they got an interview with Angelina's old Manhattan dealer, back when she was snorting everything in sight, circa 1997. That's 13 years ago, by the way. You know what I was doing in 1997? I don't remember, because I got stoned like every day that year. Anyhoodle, Angelina used to snort cocaine and… heroin…? And her dealer made house calls (so did mine, it's kind of awesome). And back then, Angelina decorated her apartment with photos of dead bodies… and she was even obsessed with adopting, even back then. Now, I have no idea what any of this has to do with "ZOMG The Video That Will End Brangelina Forever!!!!!"
[From Life & Style] I mean… is this scandalous? Eh. I can only imagine what my old dealer would say about me. That is, if he remembers me. He was pretty high too. He was like an Asian version of James Franco's character in Pineapple Express. Plus, it was 13 YEARS ago, and Angelina has talked about her former drug usage plenty of times, and she's also talked about her obsession with death and how she always knew she wanted to adopt. Eh. In additional Jolie news, James Cameron is talking about her! Cameron is likely going to executive produce and maybe even direct that new Cleopatra movie, the author claims she wrote with Angelina in mind. Apparently, it's going to be 3D? Cameron tells the NYT: "There’s a Cleopatra project in works, meaning that it’s been in development at Sony. And it’s a subject that’s always fascinated me… But it sounds hot, doesn’t it? I mean, Angelina Jolie and Cleopatra? To me, that’s like a slam dunk. Whether I wind up doing it or not, I think it’s going to be a great project.” Of course, nothing has been written or signed or anything, so God knows what will happen. If Jolie does end up doing it, though, it will be very interesting to see who plays Caesar and who plays Marc Antony. Is it wrong that I'm hoping Clive Owen's name is in the mix? Sweet Jesus. |
Christina Hendricks denies that she’s dieting to lose weight Posted: 20 Oct 2010 03:25 AM PDT
[From Hollywood Life] This just goes to show that the UK is behind the US when it comes to the latest episodes of Mad Men. Our UK visitors can correct me if I’m wrong, but according to TVGuide.co.uk, BBC4 is currently airing episode seven out of 13 episodes for Mad Men this season. There’s a massive spoiler to follow so please stop reading now if you’re a Mad Men fan and haven’t yet seen this season’s finale. We learned in the last episode that Christina’s character, Joan Holloway, is pregnant. (We previously thought she aborted the baby, which is her lover Roger Sterlings, but found out that she kept it and is trying to pass it off as her husband’s, who is serving in Vietnam.) So based on her character in Mad Men, it’s highly unlikely that Hendricks would chose to lose weight at this point anyway. Plus we’ve heard from Hendrick’s costar January Jones that producers tell the female actresses specifically not to diet or lose weight so that they’ll look authentic. That warning seems to have been lost on Elizabeth Moss, but I’m sure they wouldn’t want Hendricks to lose weight, especially when her famously curvy character is supposed to be pregnant. Mad Men photos via Madmen.wikia.com |
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