Friday, November 19, 2010

Best Week Ever

Best Week Ever

It’s Possible Keyboard Rabbit Secretly Hates Music

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 09:14 AM PST

The dapper gentlemen behind The Found Footage Festival have outdone themselves with the following find, which falls somewhere between the genius of Walrus Saxophone and Keyboard Cat. It’s a woman with an entire circus of performing animals: A rabbit that hates piano lessons/his owner; a golden retriever pushing a baby carriage (brillll); a poodle who does Meryl Streep in Sophie’s Choice impressions… all this video does is give and give.


The only thing she’s guilty of is loving her pets too much

And thanks to the magic of ~Computers~ here are two of the best GIFs we’ve ever seen!

Andddd…..

Internet, you always know what to say.

(via The AV Club)

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Anderson Cooper Puts On A Bunny Suit And Plays With Apes

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 08:56 AM PST

A friend of mine sent me this CNN video of Anderson Cooper interviewing a lady who teaches English speech to bonobos. I love bonobos and Anderson Cooper, so it was a pleasant, interesting watch, but nothing “ZOMG – Internet!” caliber for the first two minutes or so. Then one of the bonobos declares that “The bunny is going to get the surprises” and hoooly crap, the video takes a ninety degree turn into HUH? Towne. Population: This video.

This is so much like my dreams it’s scary…

Chilean Miners Rewarded For Miraculous Survival With Bus Tour Of Los Angeles

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 08:57 AM PST

In honor of their having been trapped in a mine, the Chilean Miners were given a full sightseeing tour of Los Angeles yesterday, including a double-decker bus ride and a trip to the Walk of Fame, to just re-affirm how really, really tough their jobs were even before the mine collapsed.

Unfortunately, most of the people walking around L.A. probably assumed they were just some D-bags still wearing their Chilean Miners group Halloween costumes, and kept shooting them bad looks:

3 more pics after the jump, including a giant ad for Entourage. What a time to be alive, eh miners?

(pics via Splash News Online)

Kid On Fox News Proves Heaven Is Real, Could Not Care Less

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 07:52 AM PST

Here’s a kid named Colin Burpo who f***ing went to heaven and is now telling everyone about it. It might sound like he’s just spouting made-up cliched “step into the light” stories because he’s four years old and doesn’t know anything about anything let alone a heaven where John the Baptist and Giant God and Jesus and his mom’s unborn child are hanging out at a Pizza Hut or whatever, but he wrote a book about it and he’s promoting it on Fox News, so who are we to say “Why the f*** is any of this happening?”

Fortunately, Gretchen Carlson of Fox News is there to grill him with some tough questions, such as “You also say that God is a very very big person, right?” and “What about old people? They are not up in heaven, right?” Thesis: DEFENDED.

(via Videogum)

JERSEY SHORE‘S DJ TRASHBAGZ HAS A NEW ALBUM YOOOO!

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 01:03 AM PST

Oh HELLZ YEAHHH! DJ Angelina Trashbagz from the Jersey Shore bought herself a mic, an autotuner, and some DOPE ASS lyrics to put together a new song that’s sure to be blasted in your local clubs while you’re getting slizzered with your homeboyzzz! (I’m old.)

And if they rhymes in this song are any indication, it appears to have been penned by one Mr. Shooter McGavin of Happy Gilmore fame. Take this lyrical run from the heavens:

People diss me, try to dismiss me, Wait for me then say they miss me
Girls get jealous, boys wanna kiss me, Damn their eyes are keepin’ busy
(Unintelligible) try to rap my case, Match my pace and run the race
You can’t replace or crowd my space so step off bitch or I’ll punch your face.

What else do you need to hear? Oh, right, the song: LISTEN!

My second favorite rap song after this!!

In all seriousness, Kim Zolciak is like Mozart compared to this girl.

Double-Necessary: A Billboard For The Beatles On iTunes

Posted: 18 Nov 2010 02:08 PM PST

Remember yesterday when everyone was making fun of iTunes for acting like the Beatles announcement was a huge deal? As @ZackMast accurately put it, “iTunes is like me in sophomore year of college. ‘Oh my God! Guys, have you ever listened to Abbey Road?’”

Well, now there’s a billboard in downtown Manhattan advertising that the Beatles are on iTunes:

So – if you didn’t already own The Beatles’ music, and you’ve been waiting to get it but didn’t want to deal with confusing compact discs or the convenience of asking any of your friends to just give you the entire catalog instantly for free on your computer (which you have and is equipped with iTunes but no Beatles songs), and you were waiting for the Beatles’ catalog to become available online but also you don’t go online or read anything on the internet or just hear anyone talking about things ever but you do live in Manhattan and walk around a lot looking up, you may have seen this billboard and become aware of The Beatles.

If that is the case, then congratulations! Because seriously, The Beatles are really good.

(pic via SplashNewsOnline)

Guess Who Caused This Ruckus At The University Of Rhode Island

Posted: 18 Nov 2010 01:20 PM PST

This will be a fun guessing game. Watch this video then try to figure out who could cause the students at The University of Rhode Island to be worked up into such a frenzy. You don’t have to watch the entire video, you’ll get it. But it’s short. Not short enough, but short. Also, don’t read the title of the video. Stop! The mere suggestion of telling you not to read it makes you want to read it, but DON’T. Just click play.

Hint: It’s not Obama nor is it Brad Pitt. Not even James Franco. Answer after the jump:

Did you say The Situation? INCORRECT. It is DJ Pauly D. That’s right. Professional Disc Jockey, Jersey Shore cast member and URI idol, Pauly D.

Good night.

Thanks, The Daily What

Halle Berry and Oliver Martinez Prove The Terrorists Have Not Won

Posted: 18 Nov 2010 12:45 PM PST

Sure, us American may be getting to third base with TSA agents every time we fly, and yeah, our freedoms have been stomped on, twisted, and crushed into the pavement, but today, a realization: As long as Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez continue having sex with one another, the terrorists haven’t won.

Seriously. Can someone knit a snuggie for my heart? It’s ice cold at the moment.

If you seriously want to feel bad about yourself, click ahead for more pics of our favorite couple strolling along a sidewalk. Our lives are very sad, click ahead!

[Photos Splash News Online]

HAPPY HOUR: Sara Bareilles Is Not Gonna Write You A Love Song

Posted: 18 Nov 2010 11:10 AM PST

The latest celebrity in a long list of names that has sat down with BestWeekEver.tv’s “Happy Hour” is Sara Bareilles, pianist, song-writer, and all around charming lady. You have 100 percent definitely caught yourself singing her first hit song “Love Songs” at some point in your existence, and if you’ve heard any of the tracks off of her latest release Kaleidoscope Heart, we can guarantee you’ve sung along with those too. “King of Anything,” her latest radio smash hit, is as catchy and poppy as anything that has ever been written.

Ms. Bareilles was kind enough to stop by our BWE.tv offices for a talk about the important things. Mainly, Maroon 5′s Adam Levine being hot as, having the #1 album on Itunes, and why her songs are riddled with revenge. Why are all these men wronging Sara Bereilles? We find out.

Dina Lohan May Sue Glee For Saying Evident Facts About Lindsay Lohan

Posted: 18 Nov 2010 11:13 AM PST

Dina Lohan, a person related to a person who made like one and a half movies, is threatening to sue the show Glee because they made fun of Lindsay Lohan this week. While she’s at it, she’s also considering suing Jay Leno’s monologues in 2007.

I hate writing about stories like this, because these precise, deliberately publicized controversies are becoming literally the only form in which Dina Lohan actually exists. She’s about a year away from giving up her physical body and just living as a sentient internet gossip story, like some latter-day Lawnmower Man who bitches about things.

After the jump, watch the Glee scene in which Gwyneth Paltrow defamates the crap out of Lindsay Lohan (meaning, she says objective facts about her):

Also, anyone notice that the subtitles incorrectly spell Lindsay’s name with an E instead of an A? If so, you might be a pop culture blogger (my new page-a-day calendar).

(clip via WWTDD)

Best Show On Television: Friday Night Lights Update

Posted: 18 Nov 2010 11:33 AM PST

Much like I how I keep you updated on Brendan Fraser’s progress, I would like Friday Night Lights, Best Show On Television, to remain on your radar screen. Why? I already told you. It’s the Best Show on Television. Season 5 has been airing on Direct TV. Best part about that is if you aren’t a billionaire and don’t have Direct TV you can go to a bar where they give you FREE FNL T SHIRTS and shots every time East Dillon scores a touchdown! It is literally my favorite activity. Literally. Anyway, here we are in the last season and this is a preview of episode five.

Is there something lesbianic going on there with Mrs. Taylor and that lady? I think so. I’m sure she’ll just handle any awkwardness with her characteristic grace. And Julie! Poor Julie! I cannot tell you how many times I’ve yelled at the TV, trying to let her know that that TA guy is a CREEP. And yet somehow she didn’t hear me. None of you know what I’m talking about. And that is a shame. I’m actually jealous of you because now you get to watch all of the seasons. This is my The Wire. You know how everyone tells you to watch The Wire? I’m saying that about Friday Night Lights. GET ON IT.

ONTD

Last Living Polar Bear Used In Adorable Nissan Ad

Posted: 18 Nov 2010 10:47 AM PST

The Nissan Leaf is an environmentally friendly car. To prove this point, Nissan hired the last living polar bear in the world (and possible Golden Globe winner) to crawl out of the Arctic and allllll the way to some dude’s house. The goal was to both give the Nissan-driving gentleman both a heart attack and a hug. Yes, this polar bear knows how to hug people!! This might possibly trump my well-known fantasy of wanting to cup the ass of a koala bear in my hands.

Sorry Coca-Cola Polar Bears: Your 1993 CGI’d antics have been totally upstaged by the actual real thing.
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