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• Lindsay Lohan booted off of Linda Lovelace bio-pic ‘Inferno’
• Jennifer Aniston’s still bringing the coat & boot porn
• “ScarJo & Ryan Reynolds are maybe on the rocks, again” links
• Ke$ha is a Mohawked hot mess at the trashy Us Weekly event
• Did Gisele Bundchen order Tom Brady to get hair transplants?
• Gabriel Aubry worries Halle Berry is introducing boyfriends to Nahla too soon

Lindsay Lohan booted off of Linda Lovelace bio-pic ‘Inferno’ Posted: 20 Nov 2010 06:25 AM PST Remember how Lindsay Lohan was/is a sketchy crackhead who thought her ticket to the Oscars was going to be playing porn star Linda Lovelace in Inferno? Yeah, not so much. According to E! News, producers just kicked Lohan off of the project. After she stayed in Cannes to "meet with producers" to "help finance" the project, which would see her degraded and demoralized by having sex with dogs, beaten, battered and burned! Yes, apparently the film is now too important to have Lindsay's crackheadedness around. You snooze, you lose. You violate probation and have to take an extended stay in rehab…you lose. Despite previous assurances that the production was ready and waiting for Lindsay Lohan, Inferno director Matthew Wilder exclusively tells E! News that his Linda Lovelace biopic is moving on without the troubled star. “We are withdrawing our offer from Lindsay Lohan,” Wilder says. “We are currently in negotiations [with another actress] and working out the legalities of bringing her onboard.” In fact, E! News will exclusively announce Monday which “amazing actress” is replacing Lohan as Lovelace. So what finally prompted Wilder, who sang Lohan’s praises as an actress and as a promoter when she was in Cannes to help sell the film (which ultimately landed her in hot water), to give up on the 24-year-old actress? “We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support,” Wilding says. “Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring her—and some other issues—have made it impossible for us to go forward.” Lohan made a brief stop at her West Hollywood condo last weekend, but is currently residing at sober living facility affiliated with the Betty Ford Center out in Rancho Mirage, Calif. She must remain in rehab until at least Jan. 3, per the terms of her probation. Her rep tells E! News, “Lindsay is dedicated to her recovery and together they decided to move forward without her.” [From E! News] Do you hear that? That's the sound of Ashley Greene and Rachel Bilson calling their agents. Honestly, though - what half-decent D-list actress wants this part as much as Lindsay? First of all, no one half-way respectable will touch it because of A) the subject matter and B) because they would be taking Lindsay's sloppy seconds (and I do mean sloppy). Secondly, I do feel kind of bad for Lindsay with this one - she really wanted it, and producers won't be able to find a big enough "name" actress to fill the role. Will this even get made without her? Enjoy more of Lindsay and Tyler Shields' too-early (and now funny) promotional shots for the film: Inferno photos courtesy of Tyler Shields.

Jennifer Aniston’s still bringing the coat & boot porn Posted: 19 Nov 2010 01:05 PM PST Since everybody loves new photos of Jennifer Aniston (hey, who doesn't?), I thought we'd do a late TGIF: Boot & Coat Porn Edition for her. Yesterday's Aniston porn was all about her great blonde highlights, and a particularly spectacular pair of brown boots. Today's outfit - well, it's her costume, honestly, because she's finishing up Wanderlust in NYC - is black. What will the gerbils think?!? But seriously, the boot porn is back, although I think I prefer yesterday's brown boots to these black ones. The boots are similar though - if you told me they were the same pair only in black, I would believe you. Now look at the coat! The coat is gorgeous. Should I call it a coat or is it some kind of fancy cardigan? As far as her hair goes, I guess I should be thankful she isn't letting it hang in her face, like usual. But this slicked-back look doesn't show off the great highlights properly! One last thing: I put this in the links because it made me laugh - PopSugar has (soundless) short video of Aniston and Paul Rudd shooting a scene last night: Photos courtesy of WENN.

“ScarJo & Ryan Reynolds are maybe on the rocks, again” links Posted: 19 Nov 2010 12:00 PM PST ScarJo & Ryan Reynolds are maybe on the rocks, again. [Yeeah] Oprah's Favorite Things episode was today, and the paramedics were on stand-by. [Radar] Why would Justin Timberlake do another album when he's going to win an OSCAR?!? [PopBytes] These photos of Tom Hardy are hot as hell. [LaineyGossip] Avan Jogia could be Miley's new boyfriend. I keep reading his name as "Avian Jong". [Celebuzz] Cher's cooter is seafoam green. Either that, or those are her panties. [Dlisted] Poster Wars: I think my fave out of this bunch is Blue Valentine. [Pajiba] Ladies love Matthew Morrison. [A Socialite Life] Kate Gosselin has allegedly blown through millions of dollars. [Evil Beet] See Jennifer Aniston act with her blonde hair. [Pop Sugar] Rihanna keeps turning down Playboy. Sure. [The Blemish] SJP, James and more boot porn. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] T.I. is tired of jail, bitches. [Crazy Days and Nights] Tom Cruise loves a giant phallus. [Agent Bedhead] Christina Millian is getting a $4 million divorce settlement. [Celebslam] Joe Scarborough was just suspended by MSNBC too. Good. [PopEater] OMGOMGOMG look at this dude's mug shot!!! [Deadspin]

Ke$ha is a Mohawked hot mess at the trashy Us Weekly event Posted: 19 Nov 2010 10:48 AM PST I know I've mentioned this before, but I don't hate or dislike Ke$ha. When she first came on the scene, I thought she was a deranged, unoriginal drunk child… but now that I've read some of her interviews, I have to say, she's really not that bad. She's actually a good interview, she has interesting stuff to say, and she doesn't take herself seriously at all, which I appreciate. All that being said, this Mohawk look is a big, fat pile of NO. She'll never be one of those cutesy pop stars, but when she isn't trying to fug herself out, she's not bad. The problem is that Ke$ha doesn't care about looking cute. She's going to throw her hair into a giant Mohawk hot mess and party her ass off. Ten hours later, she's still at the bar, trying to get into the bartender's panties. This is why I wouldn't mind hanging out with Kesha - you would look sober and clean compared to her, always and forever. Plus, she seems like fun. Just beware of getting stabbed with the Mohawk. Anyway - yeah, this was Kesha at last night's Us Weekly event. My guess? She was probably partying with David Arquette. Here are some additional photos from the event: Sharon and Kelly Osbourne. Sharon looks… bad. Guess who is back on drugs, y'all? Brooke Mueller. Perez wearing a cardigan with nothing underneath. Paris Hilton, looking like a piece of old, cheap leather. Ugh… this was such a trashy event. Ke$ha is too good for it!

Did Gisele Bundchen order Tom Brady to get hair transplants? Posted: 19 Nov 2010 10:21 AM PST Back in September, Tom Brady ended up throwing his wife under the bus in an interview. When asked about his new Justin Bieber-esque hair, Tom told inquiring reporters that they would "have to talk to his wife" about getting him to cut it. Tom made it sound like Gisele makes all of the styling decisions for the family, and that he's probably pretty whipped. Anyway, The National Enquirer has an absolutely hilarious story about Gisele and Tom and Tom's hair. Apparently, Tom is balding…? He has a bald spot, according to this report, and Gisele is so appearance-obsessed that she ordered him to go to a hair transplant specialist in Rhode Island. Oh… please let this be true. Gisele Bundchen doesn't want her hunky NFL star husband Tom Brady to be thrown for a hair loss! She sent her QB to a top hair transplant specialist to deal with his thinning crown, the Enquirer has learned. Brady - who was recently mocked by Justin Bieber for copying his trademark hair - showed up alone at Leonard Hair Transplant Associates in Cranston, RI, on November 9, where he saw Dr. Robert Leonard. "Tom wants help with his thinning hair and bald spot," a source told the Enquirer. "Tom parked his SUV at the rear of the building. He spent over an hour consulting with Dr. Leonard before he slipped out the back door and drove off." Tom, perhaps in an effort to compensate for his thinning dome, has grown his hair long this season. But sources insist it is Gisele who is behind his move to consider a hair transplant. "She wants to maintain that perfect-couple image - the handsome quarterback with a full head of hair and the stunning model with her own long, flowing locks," added another insider. "She pushed him to see the hair specialist." [From The National Enquirer, print edition] I was trying to look through our recent photos of Brady to see if I coul detect any hint of a bald spot… I can't really see anything, though. Which seems to negate any validity this story might have. I will say this though - if and when Tom ever does lose his hair, I do think Gisele will demand he speak to a hair transplant specialist, just because I do think she's probably slightly obsessed with their images and styling. Of course, maybe this visit to the transplant guy was real, and it's more of a preventative measure, you know? Like, "Baby, someday you will lose your hair so why not just get the transplant ready now?" Just tell him to shave it off, Gis.

Gabriel Aubry worries Halle Berry is introducing boyfriends to Nahla too soon Posted: 19 Nov 2010 09:38 AM PST Earlier this week, Sammie reported an item of gossip from In Touch Weekly. According to their sources, Gabriel Aubrey "approved" of Halle Berry's new boyfriend Olivier Martinez, because Olivier and Gabriel both speak French, and Nahla being bilingual is important to Gabriel. Now a "source" close to Gabriel tells Page Six this isn't the case, at all. Apparently, Gabriel has never met Olivier, and he doesn't think much of Halle introducing her new boyfriend to Nahla: Despite reports that Gabriel Aubry has given his blessing to ex Halle Berry’s new romance with Olivier Martinez, a source says, “Gabriel has never met Olivier, so the idea that he approves of their romance is ridiculous.” The story even claimed that Aubry’s delighted because his and Berry’s daughter, Nahla, will speak French with Olivier. But a friend said, “While he wants Halle to be happy, Nahla is the No. 1 concern in Gabriel’s life. He is more worried about his daughter being introduced to new boyfriends when they’ve only been dating a few months.” [From Page Six] Is this a case of "Bitter, party of one?" Or does this "friend" have it on good authority that Halle is letting Olivier spend time with Nahla. Even though Olivier and Halle have had something of a whirlwind courtship, going from costars hooking up to an international love affair that included red carpet appearances, I like that Halle isn't publicly showing off a potential relationship between Olivier and Nahla. Plus, I give Halle some credit - she might be screwed up about men, but I think she's likely a great mom, and she knows what's right for Nahla.

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