Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Demi Lovato Ain’t Havin’ No Snitches

Posted: 03 Nov 2010 04:07 PM PDT

   
Presumably to protect the Twilight franchise from scandal, details regarding the “physical altercation” that pushed Demi Lovato to check herself into rehab have finally emerged and there’s not a whiff of Ashley Greene involved, according to People: “As she did on most nights off, Demi invited her band, dancers and her parents to dinner,” says the Read More ...

Ke$ha Is Patriotic And Other News

Posted: 03 Nov 2010 02:57 PM PDT

   
- Bristol Palin forgot to to vote yesterday which will be hilarious if Joe Miller ends up losing. - Ashley Greene caused Demi Lovato to go to rehab. - The Walking Dead is cleaning up in the ratings. As it should. - Jayde Nicole getting her clothes cut off. - Katie Price is Read More ...

Katy Perry Should Stop Talking

Posted: 03 Nov 2010 01:16 PM PDT

   
Full Disclosure: I initially opted to ignore this Katy Perry interview in Harper’s Bazaar based entirely on the photos that suggest she thinks she doesn’t have to show 800 miles of cleavage anymore. Frankly, I don’t reward that kind of behavior. However, it turns out she was spewing all kinds of crazy because apparently watching Read More ...

Bret Michaels ‘Sabotaged His Career’ If He Slept With Miley’s Mom

Posted: 03 Nov 2010 12:12 PM PDT

   
Seen here pretending to be a stand-up family man to sell middle-aged fans his new reality show Life As I Know It, Bret Michaels‘ career could suffer the consequences if it turns out he did the Unskinny Bop with Miley Cyrus‘ mom Tish. (I hate myself so much right now.) Hollywood Life reports: "First of all, Read More ...

Kendra is a ‘Single Mom,’ You Guys

Posted: 03 Nov 2010 11:05 AM PDT

   
To all you single moms out there looking for a sympathetic ear, Kendra Wilkinson wants you to know she’s just like you once you look past the millions of dollars, nannies and still being happily married to a professional football player. Never mind all that. Via Life & Style: Not having Hank around hurts," Kendra tells Read More ...

Katy Perry Wrestling Lady GaGa in a Pile of Tomatoes

Posted: 03 Nov 2010 09:59 AM PDT

   
Welcome to the healing. Because the British understand Americans better than we understand ourselves, MTV London hired Lady GaGa and Katy Perry impersonators to wrestle each other in a pile of tomatoes yesterday. And while I originally started this post as a reprieve from this morning’s political tomfoolery, I should probably admit this is my entire Read More ...

Kanye West Hurt George Bush’s Feelings

Posted: 03 Nov 2010 09:22 AM PDT

 
Sorry for another pseudo-political post, but if it makes you feel any better, you can actually blame this one on a black man. Apparently Barack Obama and George W. Bush really do have a lot in common: They both hate Kanye West. While Obama think’s he’s a jackass, Bush writes in his just-released memoirs Decision Points, Read More ...

The Black Guy’s Still The President

Posted: 03 Nov 2010 08:13 AM PDT

 
“Morning, White People!” Joking/shocking the shit out of a lot of folks who didn’t realize how a midterm election actually works aside, sincere kudos to the Republican Party for motivating your base yesterday. While liberals sat around complaining that Obama wasn’t sending peace baskets full of legalized marijuana and gay marriage to the Middle Eastern wars Read More ...

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