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- Die Wundergroin Schlägt Wieder Zu!
- Olivia Munn Wants You To See Something and Other News
- Wade Phillips Fired From Dallas Cowboys
- Dina Lohan Admits Lindsay’s an Addict
- Vanessa Minnillo in a Bikini
- Eva Longoria and The Rest of The MTV EMAs
- Katy Perry is Killing Russell Brand
- And Taylor Momsen Keeps Trumping Miley
| Die Wundergroin Schlägt Wieder Zu! Posted: 08 Nov 2010 06:12 PM PST    Auf den Fersen von ihr MTV EMAs Leistung, auch voller vaginalen Hybris, brachte Miley Cyrus die wundergroin zu “Wetten, dass…” erfüllt damit die Wünsche des Sterbenden Walt Disney, der es um das Vaterland nach einem Traum geliefert werden gefordert. Viele haben spekuliert, dass Hitler in der okkulten versuchte, und dies nur eine weitere Bestätigung für Read More ... |
| Olivia Munn Wants You To See Something and Other News Posted: 08 Nov 2010 04:22 PM PST    - Kanye West is apparently allowed to take control of intercoms on planes, yet I still have to take my shoes off. Kudos, terrorists. - Willow Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are stuntin’. (Am I allowed to use that?) - Brad Pitt does look like a Pepaw. - Ashley Greene “auditions” to be Nicole Richie’s Read More ... |
| Wade Phillips Fired From Dallas Cowboys Posted: 08 Nov 2010 12:10 PM PST  “It’s not you, it’s us.” — Actually, that might not be far off. After an hilarious (to me) string of defeats, including one where Tony Romo shattered a collar bone, Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips was fired today to the surprise of absolutely no one who watched the Green Bay Packers win 45-7 last night. Read More ... |
| Dina Lohan Admits Lindsay’s an Addict Posted: 08 Nov 2010 11:38 AM PST    Dina Lohan was inexplicably invited on The Today Show again, only this time around she actually admitted her daughter Lindsay is a drug addict instead of trying to paint her as some sort of ginger Jesus: “Yes,” she is comfortable admitting Lindsay is an addict, Dina told Lauer. And the reason she'd been unwilling to admit Read More ... |
| Posted: 08 Nov 2010 10:00 AM PST    And by more important business, I meant this. Specifically this. In related news, stock prices for Boones Farm and cookie dough skyrocketed today as the market reacted to Jessica Simpson’s documented penchant for eating when she’s sad. Consequently, fudge prices continued to hold despite early forecasts suggesting an upswing that would precede a short burst in Read More ... |
| Eva Longoria and The Rest of The MTV EMAs Posted: 08 Nov 2010 09:34 AM PST    So I can move on to more important business, here’s the rest of the MTV EMAs for your viewing pleasure: Eva Longoria, who apparently hosted the show with her ass. Rihanna “performing” with Bon Jovi. (Video below.) Ke$ha being allowed near Miley Cyrus. Oh, good. And Kelly Brook to make up for Ke$ha because I’m not an animal. Hope you Read More ... |
| Katy Perry is Killing Russell Brand Posted: 08 Nov 2010 07:53 AM PST    It’s been two weeks since Katy Perry and Russell Brand were married in India and it feels like they fell off the face of the earth because people almost immediately lost interest. Cut to Saturday night where Katy and Russell made their first public appearance at the MTV EMAs and you’ll notice something missing: Humongous Read More ... |
| And Taylor Momsen Keeps Trumping Miley Posted: 07 Nov 2010 10:36 PM PST    No matter how many choreographed camel thrusts Miley Cyrus performs in front of a live audience, Taylor Momsen will always be two breasts steps breasts ahead of her taking it to the next level. Which is exactly what happened at the MTV EMAs Saturday night where Taylor acted like she didn’t shove her underage cleavage Read More ... |
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