Friday, November 19, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Lindsay Lohan is Sponsored by Pepsi

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 02:45 PM PST

   
The other day I joked that Lindsay Lohan is being paid by Pepsi to be seen holding their products because who doesn’t want to enjoy the same sugar water as America’s most famous drug addict? Turns out I wasn’t far off. Here she is last night conveniently holding a delicious Pepsi Cola while posing for the Read More ...

Chris Brown Should’ve Gone to T.I.’s Jail

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 12:35 PM PST

   
What is this? His first day of school? I don’t get it. T.I. posted a letter to his official website lamenting his current stint in an Arkansas federal prison, and before we jump into this, I’d like to apologize in advance for writing two posts about Chris Brown. If it helps, it’s also another Lindsay Lohan Read More ...

Ke$ha is Still a Poor Man’s GaGa and Other News

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 11:51 AM PST

   
- Katy Perry is the victim of a crime. - Jersey Shore’s Angelina makes Ke$ha sound good. - Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams battle the MPAA. - Sophia Turner is the right kind of curvy. - Katie Price is back. - Olivia Munn does Men’s Health. - Jessica Lowndes just Read More ...

Tiger Woods Wrote Us a Letter

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 10:54 AM PST

 
Despite being an emotionless robot built only for golf and making sure hooker vaginas function properly, Tiger Woods wrote an essay for the latest issue of Newsweek where he pretends he cooks his children dinner, and, for the first time ever, calls his accusers liars but clearly doesn’t mean it because, let’s not kid ourselves, Read More ...

MTV Issues Statement on ‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 09:50 AM PST

   
“Yeah, I dunno. I’m thinking about having a kid named Sloth then chaining him in the basement of an old restaurant.” Following Teen Mom Amber Portwood’s charges of two felonies and a misdemeanor for beating Gary Shirley in front of their toddler, MTV has issued the following statement: “We are cooperating with all parties and hope for Read More ...

Chris Brown Takes It to The Hole

Posted: 19 Nov 2010 08:57 AM PST

   
Chris Brown was practically fellated by a judge yesterday during his probation hearing for beating the shit out of Rihanna before the 2009 Grammys. RadarOnline reports: Judge Patricia Schnegg said to Brown, “Of all the probationers I have had, no one has done a better job, or been more consistent than you. You are working diligently.” I Read More ...

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