Saturday, April 2, 2011

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Crush Links - Too Little, Too Late There, Michael Lohan

Posted: 02 Apr 2011 09:41 AM PDT

Michael Lohan apologizes to his family. (Perez Hilton)

Snooki earned $32,000 to speak at Rutgers University. (People)

Penelope Cruz has been honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (Starpulse)

Finally, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller have reached a custody agreement. (Us Magazine)

Leighton Meester and Vanilla Ice are in talks to star in Adam Sandler‘s new comedy, I Hate You, Dad. (Just Jared)

 

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The Best and Worst of the 'Grey's Anatomy' Musical Episode

Posted: 02 Apr 2011 09:06 AM PDT

Grey’s Anatomy‘s long-awaited musical episode aired this past Thursday. The episode was centered around Callie (Sara Ramirez), who got in a car accident that threatened her life and that of her unborn baby. Sara Ramirez is a Tony-winning singer, so we weren’t too worried about her ability to carry a musical episode. As for the rest of the cast, including Chyler Leigh and Kevin McKidd, who also sang in this episode? Well, let’s just say some were better than others.

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The Best and Worst of the 'Grey's Anatomy' Musical Episode

15 Dystopian Novels We Wish Would Get The Cinematic Treatment

Posted: 02 Apr 2011 08:50 AM PDT

What is it about dystopian futures that are so endlessly fascinating? Maybe it’s the fact that so many of them are actually very real possibilities. That our world could turn into one of these can hit pretty close to home. Now that the news of Jennifer Lawrence landing the role of Katniss Everdeen in the upcoming film adaptation of Suzanne Collins’ The Hunger Games has had time to sink in, we here at Crushable HQ got to thinking about other dystopian novels we’d like to see on film. There have been loads of successful film adaptations in the past– Battle Royale, Children of Men, Blade Runner, and Never Let Me Go come to mind– but there are still so many that haven’t yet had the cinematic treatment they deserve. Here are our top picks:

  • The Giver by Lois Lowry
  • Alas, Babylon by Pat Frank
  • Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell
  • Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut
  • Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom by Cory Doctorow
  • Y: The Last Man by Brian K. Vaughan and Pia Guerra
  • Oryx and Crake by Margarte Atwood
  • Gun, With Occasional Music by Jonathan Lethem
  • Super Sad True Love Story by Gary Shteyngart
  • The Man In The High Castle by Philip K. Dick
  • The Diamond Age, or, A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer by Neal Stephenson
  • Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis and Darick Robertson
  • Shades of Grey by Jasper Fforde
  • Neuromancer by William Gibson
  • The Drowned World by Gary Owen

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15 Dystopian Novels We Wish Would Get The Cinematic Treatment

Video: Stephen Colbert and The Roots Perform 'Friday'

Posted: 02 Apr 2011 08:31 AM PDT

Stephen Colbert announced that he would join band The Roots to perform a cover of Rebecca Black‘s “Friday” if fans helped raise $26,000 for Colbert’s favorite charity, DonorsChoose. (Editor’s note: DonorsChoose is awesome!) Not only did viewers raise the money, but NBC matched the amount. Last night, the performance happened on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (the Roots are Fallon’s house band), and it was every bit as glorious as you thought it would be.

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Video: Stephen Colbert and The Roots Perform 'Friday'

Parting Tweet: Is Neil Patrick Harris Leaving Twitter?

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 03:35 PM PDT

Just one day after he won a Shorty Award for being the best tweetin’ actor, Neil Patrick Harris threatened to quit Twitter. At first we weren’t sure if it was April Fool’s Day prank as there are some pretty mean jerks on the Internet. But then Neil followed up with the tweet: “… april fools … My followers rock.”

Fair enough, Doogie!

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Parting Tweet: Is Neil Patrick Harris Leaving Twitter?

April Fool's Day Is The Annoying Dentist Of Comedic Events

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 02:53 PM PDT

Dentists get a bad rep. Partly because they pull things out of your mouth that generally want to stay attached to your face in an often painful way. But also because many of them have a tendency toward sharing really terrible jokes. And when you’ve got a bunch of cotton in your mouth or a man wielding massive needles near your face, there’s really nothing you can do about that.

And so that gets us to today, April Fool’s Day, whereby anyone and everyone who feels so inspired can make up ridiculous stories and ideas and then gaffaw uproariously when you confuse the sentences that they’ve strung together as truth. April Fool’s Day is what happens when the world turns into a smelly breathed dentist who makes you sigh through the exposition of a joke until he* weezingly get around to the punchline, which is always the same: Just Kidding!

*My current dentist is a woman. And she is lovely.

  • The HuffingtonPost Paywall
  • Ikea's Hundstol
  • Toshiba's 3D Monocle
  • Google Motion
  • Google Blimp Ads
  • Starbucks Mobile Pour
  • Even in the fictional world of fake mobile ads...
  • Hangover II trailer

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April Fool's Day Is The Annoying Dentist Of Comedic Events

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 02:38 PM PDT

True Blood returns to HBO on June 26th. – Tune in at 9 p.m. EST for the season 4 premiere of Alan Ball‘s crazy blood-sex-and-death drama. Then Entourage begins its final season — with more Sasha Grey? — at 10:30 p.m. (HuffPo)

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If Only There Could Be A Pixar 'Totoro' Movie...!

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 02:25 PM PDT

Alas, it’s another April Fool’s joke. The Daily What linked to this post from Japan Cinema, which claims that Disney and Pixar are joining forces to bring Hayao Miyazaki‘s 1988 animated film My Neighbor Totoro to 3-D form. This dream casting had Brad Bird (The Incredibles) pegged to oversee the animation, with John Lasseter (Toy Story 2, A Bug’s Life) to adapt the story of two girls who, while caring for their sick mother, go on dazzling adventures with forest spirits of varying sizes and temperaments.

The “sneak peek” of the imposing Totoro looked cool, but readers caught on a) because of today’s date, and b) due to the quick release date of Christmas 2011. However, the funniest part could be the jibe at the end of the article: This is obviously a huge dagger into the hearts of fans hoping Cars 2 would be the next big film from Pixar.

 

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If Only There Could Be A Pixar 'Totoro' Movie...!

Whipped Lightning Needs A Drink(ing Game)

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 02:52 PM PDT

It’s Friday (thank you, Rebecca Black), so naturally, this seemed like a perfect time for Team Crushable to break out the alcoholic whipped cream we currently have sitting around the office, courtesy of the good folk who make Whipped Lightning. Yes, you heard me: booze-laced whipped cream. Which actually does taste rather boozey, we were surprised to find. So, in honor of this strange new way to consume alcohol, we bring you Whipped Lightning: The Drinking Game!

Initial taste test: Take one squirt.
Wait, squirt sounds dirty. What about shot?: Take one shot.
Yeah, shot’s better. Let’s stick with shot: Take one more shot to cement the terminology.

Taste test a new flavor: Take one more shot, then compare it to the dregs of your previous shots.
Discover Whipped Lightning doesn’t need to be refrigerated: Take two shots.
Get wigged out by the fact that you are consuming a cream-based product that does not require the aid of a refrigerator to stay fresh: Take two more shots and try not to think about it.
Find a pint of ice cream in your freezer: Take one sundae topped with Whipped Lightning.
Discover wacky-sounding recipes involving Whipped Lightning: Find the most disgusting-sounding recipe you can. Knock it back. Don’t grimace.

College students use Whipped Lightning to get drunk off their asses: Take a shot for every frat boy in the room.
News casters are surprised by this fact: Take an additional shot for each news caster.

Someone reenacts the infamous whipped cream bikini scene from Varsity Blues with the aid of Whipped Lightning: Put a cherry on top and go to town.
Whipped Lightning becomes the next Four Loko: Take one can and drag yourself to the hospital.

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Whipped Lightning Needs A Drink(ing Game)

Paige Presents: The Dangerous Summer's Concert Trip

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 02:07 PM PDT

Paige and her friends are heading to a Dangerous Summer concert (Dangerous Summer is a band, not a time of year). In the meantime, they can’t agree on what to bring, which way they’re going, whose name is whose, or who liked this band before they sold out.


You can reach this post’s author, Paige Polesnak, at paige.polesnak AT gmail dot com or read more of her thoughts on her blog On Par For The Course.

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Paige Presents: The Dangerous Summer's Concert Trip

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