Monday, April 18, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.18.11

Posted: 18 Apr 2011 02:15 PM PDT

Miley Cyrus New Tattoo Dreamcatcher   
Despite a cornucopia of posts today, here’s Monday’s The Crap We Missed starting with Miley Cyrus‘ new tattoo and ending with David Hasselhoff’s new girlfriend who’s about to learn how hard it is to get her hands on those sweet Knight Rider and Baywatch royalty checks. “Ha! Those things? Where do you think all these Read More ...

Evan Rachel Wood Poses in Lingerie For ‘Esquire,’ Dates Chicks Now

Posted: 18 Apr 2011 01:08 PM PDT

   
Evan Rachel Wood poses for the latest issue of Esquire where she really wants people to know she’s a bisexual, probably so they’ll forget all that sex she had with Marilyn Manson: She says she’s feeling free and genuinely happy these days. “I’m up for anything. Meet a nice guy, meet a nice girl…” This is the Read More ...

Reese Witherspoon’s Chin is Evolving

Posted: 18 Apr 2011 01:07 PM PDT

   
Reese Witherspoon has been looking noticeably awesome lately which I’m more than willing to concede has everything to do with her body making me not focus on her chin so much. Which is the exact opposite of what happened at last night’s premiere of Water For Elephants. I swear to God, that thing either doubled Read More ...

Ke$ha Made a Friend

Posted: 18 Apr 2011 11:10 AM PDT

   
So, The Jagoff really is going to be in the new Batman… An anonymous reader sent in the above pic of Ke$ha performing at the University of Pittsburgh’s Bigelow Bash last week where apparently she had an admirer gazing down from the Pittsburgh Athletic Association building. Or at least that’s what it looks like (Click here Read More ...

Lindsay™ Was At Coachella. Oh, Good.

Posted: 18 Apr 2011 10:16 AM PDT

   
For someone on probation who’s under court order to abstain from drugs and alcohol, Lindsay Lohan seems to have a knack for being everywhere you can find drugs and alcohol. (See: Sidewalk, Manhattan.) So, of course, here she is at Coachella over the weekend which lucky for her was held in the state of California Read More ...

Serena Williams in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 18 Apr 2011 10:15 AM PDT

   
- Brooke Mueller went back to rehab. - Gwyneth Paltrow eats fish sticks. I’m as shocked as you are. - Lady Gaga’s new album cover portrays her as an obnoxiously loud gaudy symbol of American excess. Irony not included. - Jessica Simpson understands anatomy. - Unfortunately, Malin Ackerman does not. - Shauna Read More ...

Coachella: Where Rich People Pretend They’re Hippies

Posted: 18 Apr 2011 08:06 AM PDT

Christopher Mintz-Plasse Rihanna Katy Perry 
And apparently McLovin gets laid. So basically Narnia. Here’s a massive gallery of rich, privileged celebrities pretending they’re dirty, filthy hippies at Coachella over the weekend. Think Woodstock if Woodstock was only attended by yuppies wearing Urban Outfitters and Leonardo DiCaprio with a glow necklace. Although, Robert Downey, Jr. showed up which means there was actually Read More ...

Vanessa Hudgens Got Wasted at Coachella

Posted: 18 Apr 2011 06:00 AM PDT

   
Let’s put it this way: The easiest question to answer at this point would be, What didn’t Vanessa Hudgens do at Coachella? When she wasn’t wearing a bikini and rubbing a white substance from a baggie in her mouth, she was downing shots as her new 18-year-old boyfriend Josh Hutcherson stood in the background patiently Read More ...

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