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- LeAnn Rimes’s new interview: “I have this really wicked, sick sense of humor”
- Goop, behind the wheel, got busted by the NYPD, scandal!
- Colin Farrell’s man-cleavage will seduce and impregnate us all
- Selena Gomez, in hot pants, cozies up to Justin Bieber at the MMVAs
- Linnocent tried to pick a fight with Cameron Diaz, her bodyguard says
- Lady Gaga’s multiple costumes at the MMVAs: inappropriate or cute?
- Michael Bay: Steven Spielberg ordered me to fire Megan Fox
- Heidi Montag works out 14 hours a day, gets shooting pains in her fake boobs
- Brad Pitt’s post-apocalyptic vision involves man-scarves
- ‘Green Lantern’ wins the box-office weekend despite horrid CGI and Blake Lively
LeAnn Rimes’s new interview: “I have this really wicked, sick sense of humor” Posted: 20 Jun 2011 09:01 AM PDT LeAnn Rimes gave a new interview to PopEater to promote her appearance on the Lifetime show Drop Dead Diva - which I've never watched, ever. Is it any good? Meh. LeAnn will be playing a lawyer (ha!), and supposedly, the role is supposed to be LeAnn's way of making fun of her real life as an insane drama queen. They wrote it for her! And she thinks she's just the biggest actress and singer EVER. Here's the full thing:
[From PopEater] There's so much stupidity here. I love the idea of Eddie trying to give LeAnn acting notes. I love the idea that in her mind, she's got all of the scripts and acting options open to her, and she can afford to be choosey, like she didn't just take a guest spot on a C-rated cable show. But the real hilarity comes when she whines about people being mean to her, and has the audacity to suggest that the paparazzi just follow her around all day just because she's so famous. This from the woman who pap'd herself nearly every day of her honeymoon. This from the woman who arranged paparazzi photos of herself to coincide with her engagement announcement! This is the woman who tweets photos of herself, just in case you wanted a closeup photo of her in a bikini! Jesus. |
Goop, behind the wheel, got busted by the NYPD, scandal! Posted: 20 Jun 2011 08:49 AM PDT It would be really juicy if this story came with great detail, but alas. All that we really know is that, last Thursday evening, Gwyneth Paltrow was still Gooping it up in the latest of her series of “surprise” appearances with the “Glee Live!” tour. The next day, the Insufferable One was apparently running errands in New York City and (shock!) drove her own glorious self around town in the process. In doing so, Goop somehow incurred the wrath of the NYPD and duly Tweeted the photographic evidence:
[From Page Six] Well, I sort of love how Goop is still trying to prove that she’s just like us. In fact, she’s so approachable that even the NYPD feels comfortable pulling her over. Naturally, Kaiser and I speculated on the reason behind the traffic stop, and she thinks Goop might claim that they stopped her for one of her divine recipes. If only, right? It was probably something boring like an expired tag, but I would’ve loved to watch Goop trying to keep her composure in the event that she was approached by an overweight cop. You know she wouldn’t be able to resist saying something like, “What’s going on here? Too many donuts? Get it together!” Photos courtesy of WENN and Goop’s Twitter |
Colin Farrell’s man-cleavage will seduce and impregnate us all Posted: 20 Jun 2011 08:30 AM PDT I honestly feel like I could get pregnant just from looking at photos of Colin Farrell. It's different with other dudes that I like - say, Gerard Butler. I'll look at a photo of Gerard, and I'll stare at for a while, analyzing his hair or his clothes, checking to see if I can make out a glorious bulge. With Colin, I feel like I have to look away. Like, I can't stare too hard or else I'll get pregnant, or worse. If anyone is capable of inseminating a woman without being in the room, it's Colin. He's just that virile. Anyway, these are photos of Colin and his man-cleavage at the MMVAs last night. I don't know why his shirt is unbuttoned so far, especially considering the night was pretty heavy on the tweens. Most of the people there were underage? And here's Dirty Uncle Colin, getting 13-year-olds pregnant with a piercing gaze and half a pec. Colin was in Toronto for the MMVAs because he's filming Total Recall in town. He arrived there a while back, but Jessica Biel (his costar) just came to town last week. Now we can look forward to many, many, MANY stories pushed by Biel's rep about how Colin is getting Jessica pregnant with his cupcakes or whatever. According to a "preview" of Biel's agenda, an insider told The Mail last week that Biel "loves Colin's accent and personality. She's completely over Justin, she's having fun being single and thinks Colin is a blast. They've been hanging out between takes and Colin's suggested they go out after work." Biel better watch out. Colin isn't going to be down with some PR-friendly thing. He'll just get her pregnant and dump her. |
Selena Gomez, in hot pants, cozies up to Justin Bieber at the MMVAs Posted: 20 Jun 2011 07:57 AM PDT Here are some photos of Selena Gomez at the MMVAs last night in Toronto. Selena was the co-host, I think, and for most of the show, she wore this little hot-pants-and-vest combination. She's 18 years old, so I guess she can legally wear whatever she wants. I've said this before, but I think Selena is a pretty little thing, but let's face, she doesn't look 18. She looks 12. And the idea of a 12-year-old in this outfit is kind of gross. Especially when her 17-year-old boyfriend Justin Bieber is staring at her boobs. Bieber won the Best International Video (he tied with Drake), and when he accepted his award, he said to Selena, “Selena, nice to meet you. My name is Justin. You’re very beautiful. Maybe we can go out sometime!” Aw… he seems loved up, right? By the way, Selena gave an interview that has been widely discussed, mostly because people thing she's alluding to her phantom pregnancy. Selena told E! News, "I never really said I want to be a role model. But then when it happened I was so down for it… I’m human, I’m not perfect. I make mistakes all the time, but I guess my job is to keep those mistakes to myself, which I’m already fine doing and just try to be the best I can be for those kids.” Er… oh, God. Now, I won't make any jokes about Selena's alleged pregnancy, mostly because the idea that she could be knocked up with a baby Bieber is incredibly depressing. I think that for now, we should just buy Selena's story about iron-deficiency and being malnourished or whatever. Part of me thinks that even if she was pregnant, her family would probably quietly get her an abortion. Right? I know Bieber's family is super-religious, but Selena's parents are standard-issue stage parents, right? And her mom had Selena when she was a teenager too. I just think the pregnancy issue would have been dealt with, if it was really a thing. And I hope to God Selena is on the pill or something. Fingers crossed. |
Linnocent tried to pick a fight with Cameron Diaz, her bodyguard says Posted: 20 Jun 2011 07:19 AM PDT This is just a silly little story, but I enjoyed it to no end, mostly because I think a version of this story goes down nearly every night that Linnocent is out clubbing. According to Radar, a former bodyguard of many celebrities has written a tell-all book about guarding the stars. Considering the story is about how he "guarded" Linnocent while she was cracked-out at a club, I think we know why this dude decided on a career change. There isn't enough money in the world to attempt to guard Linnocent when she drunk off her ass, doing lines and trying to start something. Anyhoodle, the bodyguard claims that one night, back when Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake together, all of them were at the same club: Camy, JT, Linnocent, Camy's bodyguard, and Linnocent's bodyguard, the dude telling the story. Basically, Linnocent was trying to pick a fight with Camy, and JT intervened with the bodyguard:
[From Radar] Kudos for JT for trying to keep the peace. This is probably the point when Linnocent began hating him and calling him out on Twitter for being a cheater (remember that?). But I for one would have loved to see a Cameron Diaz-Linnocent smack down. Let's face it: that would have been an intense fight. Linnocent is a crackhead, and she's wily and sneaky, so she wouldn't fight fair. But Camy, I believe, is stronger and tougher overall. Camy would have beaten Linnocent to a pulp. And it would have been awesome. |
Lady Gaga’s multiple costumes at the MMVAs: inappropriate or cute? Posted: 20 Jun 2011 06:50 AM PDT I don't know how much coverage I should do of last night's Much Music Video Awards in Canada. I'm kind of meh on most music awards shows, and it doesn't seem like the event was for anybody but tweens. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were there (Selena hosted, I believe). Colin Farrell was there. And Lady Gaga… with some new costumes. That about it. Re: Gaga and her costumes… if what I think about this show simply being aimed at tweens (Canadian tweens, at that), Gaga's outfits bordered on inappropriate, but mostly they just looked dated, and like she was trying too hard. I also don't know what to say about her hair - and I think the long, blue hair is actually Gaga's. I spy roots. Anyway, Gaga spoke to the Hollywood Reporter about her dream of launching a fashion line:
[From The Hollywood Reporter] At some point, Gaga really needs to stop with this whole Madonna-esque origin story where she describes the horrible existence she had before she was "discovered". She graduated high school and worked as an amateur performer for a few years, she comes from a wealthy family who helped support her, and she was (and is) coked out her skull much of the time. Sure, I'm guessing she had some bad moments. But let's not act like she was just toiling away for years and years and that time was so overwhelmingly awful. Meh. Here are some of her many costume changes: |
Michael Bay: Steven Spielberg ordered me to fire Megan Fox Posted: 20 Jun 2011 06:38 AM PDT As we get closer to the release of the new Transformers film, many people have been discussing how Megan Fox's replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, looks even WORSE than Megan Fox. While Megan will never be confused as a good actress or even a nominally intelligent person, in the clips that we've seen of Rosie, she looks absolutely awful, actress-wise. Some have been giving credit to Megan: at least she was watchable, I guess? For me, I can give Megan credit for being watchable, but only in the way that you watch a car crash. I remember all of the dumb crap Megan Fox has said over the years. She is severely stupid, and she is epically unprofessional, like the time she compared Michael Bay to Adolf Hitler. For real. If she didn't have a legion of fan-boys drooling over her, Megan would have been thrown out of Hollywood long ago. Anyway, the sleazy, gross director of the Transformers films, Michael Bay, has a new story about why Megan Fox left the franchise. For a while, we played a game of "Was Megan pushed or did she jump?" and it basically came down to "both". Megan wanted out of the franchise that made her a household name, and it was assumed that Michael Bay - and the crew, who wrote an angry open letter to Fox - wanted Fox gone too. Bay now says that it's not on him: Steven Spielberg was the one who ordered Bay to fire Fox. And it was all about those Hitler comments.
[From The Mail] Is this just Michael Bay trying to abdicate responsibility because Rosie's bad acting is about to blow up in his face? Or is Bay just being a truth-teller and letting us know that Steven Spielberg thinks Megan Fox is offensively stupid too? Probably a little bit of both. It wouldn't surprise me if Spielberg - the executive producer of a franchise that has made a ridiculous amount of money for DreamWorks - was the one to make the final call on letting Megan go. And if this is case, Megan made an extremely powerful enemy in Spielberg. |
Heidi Montag works out 14 hours a day, gets shooting pains in her fake boobs Posted: 20 Jun 2011 06:33 AM PDT
[From Us Weekly] It’s as normal to have shooting pains in your boobs as it is to get silicone F size breasts and to have your back “scooped out”. Heidi basically has an eating disorder if she’s working out more than half the entire day and eating just some fruits and vegetables. All that obsessive work and she still got overshadowed at her bikini unveiling by Hugh Hefner’s runaway bride. At least she got a paycheck though. The last we heard of her she was flat broke, and I write that with no sense of irony. Photo credit: Denise Truscello/Wire Image |
Brad Pitt’s post-apocalyptic vision involves man-scarves Posted: 20 Jun 2011 06:21 AM PDT Here are some new photos of Brad Pitt on the Malta set of World War Z, which I think he's going to be filming for most of the summer. I guess this is his style for the film too, because I think they've already started production. I have to say - Brad is looking really good to me lately. I liked it when he was looking all mobbed-up in NOLA, but now that his mullet has grown out and he looks cleaner, he's working a genuinely attractive vibe. Plus, the man just looks good in blue (that scarf should go, though). Considering I never really thought World War Z would ever get off the ground, I'm playing catchup as to the plot. It's some kind of post-apocalypse story where Brad plays… a diplomat?
[From The Mail] You know the name "Mireille Enos" because she's the redhead on The Killing. You know the name "Matthew Fox" because he's a douche, and he was the least-liked lead character on Lost. I fear that working with Brad will only go to Matthew Fox's head and he will become utterly insufferable. But I guess that we should be grateful that after the apocalypse comes, there will still be A) Handsome Brad Pitt-esque diplomats and B) Man-scarves. |
‘Green Lantern’ wins the box-office weekend despite horrid CGI and Blake Lively Posted: 20 Jun 2011 06:20 AM PDT Over the weekend, Green Lantern officially grabbed the top box-office prize with an estimated $52.7 million, which is slightly amazing considering that the trailer looked like an enormous mountain of shiny green crap. Despite this supposed coup, however, $52.7 million certainly doesn’t make a dent in the film’s $200 million production budget (with at least another $100 million blown on publicity on top of that). Of course, all of the fanboys flocked to see the movie on opening weekend, so I seriously doubt that the movie will have “legs” in the coming weeks. Certainly, there will be no substabtial measure of positive word-of-mouth in manner of X-Men: First Class (including but not limited to Kaiser’s official take) to keep the money rolling in for the weeks to come. Interestingly enough, many prominent critics have chosen to pepper their Green Lantern reviews with some choice words on Blake Lively’s (for lack of a better word) performance:
[From MSN]
[From Wall Street Journal]
[From Pajiba]
[From James Berardinelli]
[From Rolling Stone] Ouch. Not that those meanies will affect Lively’s own plan for A-list stardom, for she’s still got Leo, right? Meanwhile, the J.J. Abrams’-produced Super 8 held on to second place by adding another $21.3 million for a two-week total of $72.8 million. If nothing else, this will give a substantial boost to Elle Fanning’s future marketability. In third place, the debuting Mr. Popper’s Penguins landed with a decent but not stellar $18.2 million, which is about what analysts expected from this Jim Carrey-starring kiddie flick. In my review, I stated that this was a much better than expected movie, but (admittedly) that bar was set pretty low in the beginning. In its third weekend, X-Men: First Class nabbed another $11.5 million for a domestic total of $119.9 million (and $282 million worldwide), which easily takes care of the pic’s $150 million budget and virtually guarantees that we’ll probably get another installment of Fassbender/McAvoy deliciousness. And somehow, The Hangover Part II added another $9.6 million for an astonishing four-week domestic total of $232.7 million (and $488.7 million worldwide). Exactly how did this happen? Movie stills courtesy of AllMoviePhoto |
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