Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.29.11

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 02:15 PM PDT

   
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where you know the drill so let’s get right to it: John Travolta tries to act like he isn’t responsible for this, something terribly wrong has happened to Kelly Brook, no wait, all better, Rick Rubin’s on a surfboard and this dog is about to die from a Read More ...

JWoww is a Beautiful Athlete

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 01:01 PM PDT

   
I was about to say, KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! But it looks like someone already tried. Adding… there’s really nothing quite like a smoke after a good, healthy jog, is there? Later, JWoww probably had sex using a condom then dumped the contents into her vagina afterward because it’s fun to make everything you Read More ...

Jennifer Lopez Thinks ‘American Idol’ Won’t Replace Her (They Are)

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 12:41 PM PDT

   
Even before this season of American Idol ended, Jennifer Lopez has been saying she’s not sure if she’s coming back which pretty much everyone recognizes is a giant cash grab. And it probably would’ve worked had she not pulled similar bullshit last year while Idol producers were plucking her out of a career nose-dive, yet Read More ...

‘Quentin Tarantino Sucked My Toes’

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 11:36 AM PDT

   
Quentin Tarantino is a well-known foot fetishist, and that’s without even counting the almost hour-long close-up of Bridget Fonda’s feet in Jackie Brown, which makes this email that the entire Internet has been forwarded by now pretty fucking believable. A woman, now identified as Beejoli Shah, recounts a tale of meeting “QT” at a party Read More ...

Minka Kelly > Lindsay Lohan

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 11:35 AM PDT

   
This was going to be a post about Lindsay Lohan’s house arrest ending an hour ago, but then I saw these pics of Minka Kelly and decided to try something crazy by posting something people actually give a fuck about it. Apparently, you’re supposed to attract readers to your blogs, not bore them to tears Read More ...

Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 09:05 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Lady Gaga is crazy enough to blend in with Japanese television. - Gabriel Aubry may be using his daughter for international espionage. - Prince Harry is giving this chick the royal scepter. - Joanna Krupa will save Europe’s economy. - Amber Rose is naked. - And Kate Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Took Steroids While Filming ‘Major League’

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 09:04 AM PDT

   
You’d assume a story about Charlie Sheen admitting to using any type of drug would be the exact opposite of news by now, but then again we’re two days out from a holiday weekend, so of course his new interview with Sports Illustarted is the second biggest story on the Internet behind Quentin Tarantino: Toe-Sucker. Read More ...

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Vs. Megan Fox

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 08:25 AM PDT

   
Transformers: Dark of the Moon premiered last night in New York, so Photo Boy and I took the liberty of tossing together this gallery pitting Rosie Huntington-Whiteley against her predecessor Megan Fox at the 2009 premiere of Revenge of the Fallen, so you guys can actually argue over something meaningful for a change. Keep in Read More ...

Tracy Morgan Joked About Retards Now, We Should Lynch Him

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 07:25 AM PDT

   
After jumping through way too many sequin hoops to pacify GLAAD after making a joke in a comedy club about stabbing his son in the face if he was gay, Tracy Morgan’s standup routines are apparently going to be tediously policed for controversy so every special interest group gets a chance to make him show Read More ...
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