Friday, June 24, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.24.11

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 01:15 PM PDT

   
Not Pictured: The Rock’s fanny pack. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed bringing our week to a close with Paz de la Huerta demonstrating the importance of self-exams, Joe Jonas regretting eating those mushrooms, “Jesus gave the dicks eyes to punish me!” and three times the Avril Lavigne in a bikini, Miss USA and Kim Read More ...

Christina Aguilera’s Butt is All Natural

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 12:27 PM PDT

   
In this day and age of Brazilian butt infusions, or whatever the hell I just learned Kim Kardashian probably has, it’s refreshing to find celebrities who still grow their gigantic asses the natural way. So, here’s to you, Christina Aguilera, for daring to be an individual and ironically wearing yoga pants. You’re a true inspiration. Photo: Read More ...

Columbo Died (1927 – 2011)

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 11:20 AM PDT

   
Hollywood legend Peter Falk, best known as TV’s Columbo, and to my generation, the grandpa narrating The Princess Bride to Fred Savage, died last night at the age of 83, according to ABC News: “Falk died peacefully at his Beverly Hills home in the evening of June 23, 2011,” according to the statement. Falk is survived Read More ...

Amber Rose’s Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The.. Milkshakes

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 11:00 AM PDT

   
DAD: Alright, kids, everyone in the car. It’s time for milkshakes named after a bald woman Kanye West used to have sex with. Probably in the anus! KIDS: Oh, boy! (I will never understand this place.) Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN Read More ...

Someone Tried To Kill Justin!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 09:53 AM PDT

   
Georgia O’Keefe, anyone? If you haven’t heard by now, Justin Bieber was reportedly “attacked” outside of Macy’s yesterday in the middle of a massive riot because apparently parents just let their 11-year-old daughters roam the streets of New York. Anyway, the situation turn out to be a simple misunderstanding with an undercover cop which I knew Read More ...

What’s Up, Amanda Seyfried? And Other News

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 09:25 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Bam Margera has entered into the 2nd stage of grief. Name-dropping. - John C. Reilly sheds light on the awkwardness of high school. Finally! - NBC cast the wrong Wonder Woman. - Khal Drogo wore a see-through shirt to Comic-Con. Winter is coming. - Rihanna jams on the muff Read More ...

Lindsay Was Only Drinking Tea, You Guys

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 08:17 AM PDT

   
And just like the other 50 times Lindsay Lohan has arrived in court only to walk away with a mere slap on the wrist that turns out to be a pat on the head, here are the avalanche of stories that have sloughed off her drunken, freckled funbags: - Lindsay is, again, claiming she failed her Read More ...

Elizabeth Berkley in a Bikini

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 07:21 AM PDT

   
You know, when I wake up in the morning, and the alarm gives off a warning, sometimes I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time. Anyone else ever feel that way? Just thought I’d ask. Anyway, here’s Elizabeth Berkley in Hawaii yesterday reminding us that it’s been 16 years since Showgirls and God puts Read More ...

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