Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.21.11

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 02:45 PM PDT

   
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring LeAnn Rimes still tweeting pics of herself in a bikini because she’s so healthy, healthy, “why won’t anyone believe I’m healthy?!” Alcide in GQ for the True Blood fans who like shirtless dudes with sick, crazy abs that ain’t so tough, and Britney Spears unleashing her Doomsday Read More ...

Meghan McCain Fact Checks Bristol Palin

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 02:14 PM PDT

   
More excerpts of Bristol Palin’s memoirs have become available and just like her chapter accusing Levi Johnston of rape, she continues the Palin family tradition of revising history because her mom’s zealot fanbase will believe anything you tell them. Via Us Magazine: Palin writes that during her first encounter with Sen. John McCain’s daughter, she “ignored Read More ...

Steve-O is The Voice of Reason?

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 12:37 PM PDT

   
As the world wraps its head around Jackass star Ryan Dunn wrapping his Porsche around a tree, killing himself and passenger Zachary Hartwell, who we now know was a former Navy SEAL and Iraq war vet, Steve-O, who everyone just assumed and quietly hoped would be the first “Jackass” to die, has approached the situation Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Shooting Commercials While On House Arrest. Of Course.

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 11:32 AM PDT

   
If you thought Lindsay Lohan was just spending her house arrest throwing parties because she’s not subject to drug or alcohol tests, think again. She’s also filming commercials because what kind of society would we live in where celebrities got cushy sentences for flagrantly disregarding the law, yet didn’t get to make money off it? Read More ...

Paris Hilton Got Dumped Again

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 10:10 AM PDT

   
And now for some feel good news. Cy Waits has apparently kicked Paris Hilton according to Us Magazine: “They are broken up,” one pal tells Us of Hilton, 30, and Vegas club owner Waits. “It’s sad, she cares about him a lot and thinks he’s a great guy but they really hit a rough patch.” Hilton and her Read More ...

Cameron Diaz Will Eat Your Children and Other News

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 10:09 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Rob Zombie’s Woolite commercial. You just read that. - James Blunt is this week’s fuel for inane Internet angst Tracy Morgan. - Leonardo DiCaprio continues his worldwide tour of Blake Lively’s vagina. - Jon Hamm is humble even while dressed like Crockett. - Lucy Pinder wants you to stop Read More ...

Bam Margera is a Little Bitch

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 08:20 AM PDT

   
Here’s what we know about Ryan Dunn’s death: 1. He was drinking. Heavily. 2. He got behind the wheel of a Porsche with a passenger in the car. 3. He drove at speeds believed to be around 100 mph down a rural Pennsylvania road. 4. He has a history of DUI. Knowing all this, Roger Ebert made the following comment Read More ...

Maple Christ’s Son Will Not Go Hungry, He Checked

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 07:20 AM PDT

   
In the midst of all the bikinis, drunk drivers, merkins and areolae yesterday, I completely missed Justin Bieber staring directly into Selena Gomez’s cleavage at the Much Music Awards Sunday night and making a face that clearly says, “Golly wilikers, those sure got bigger!” So, go ahead and add this to the list of signs Read More ...

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