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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.30.11
- Josh Duhamel Banged Megan Fox
- Selena Gomez is Cheating on Justin Bieber With Shia LaBeouf
- Octomom Hates Each Of Her 14 Kids
- Chris Hansen Caught Cheating on Hidden Camera With Woman Half His Age
- Brigitte Nielsen’s Still Got it? And Other News
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers Attempted Suicide
- Lindsay Lohan Got Hammered Last Night
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.30.11 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 01:25 PM PDT    Apparently The Situation and I make the same face when we see tits. That’s.. that’s great. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Steven Tyler remembering how awesome drugs are, “I see… an angel! Ooh, tacos,” Jessica Simpson sensing marzipan, Jason Statham not at all looking like he spent the night beating Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Read More ... |
| Posted: 30 Jun 2011 12:24 PM PDT    Call me a master detective on par with Batman – I’m serious, specifically call me that. – but I don’t know how else you interpret this quote from Josh Duhamel to mean anything but he also had sex with Megan Fox on the set of Transformers, most likely just before Shia LaBeouf became a man. Read More ... |
| Selena Gomez is Cheating on Justin Bieber With Shia LaBeouf Posted: 30 Jun 2011 11:06 AM PDT    Someone better scoop out that Maple Fetus and make room for THE BEEF. Despite literally risking life and limb for a ride on the Christ Coaster, Selena Gomez apparently goes goo-goo eyed for Shia LaBeouf and doesn’t care who knows it as evidenced by a video of her meeting him backstage at The Today Show that Read More ... |
| Octomom Hates Each Of Her 14 Kids Posted: 30 Jun 2011 09:44 AM PDT    “You can’t even fit them in one picture! Assholes, right?” In a disturbingly frank interview, Octomom Nadya Suleman single-uterusly manages to make it public record that she “hates” every single one of her 14 kids, even though I think I’ve seen her around them exactly once, and regrets even having them. So, basically, welcome to the Read More ... |
| Chris Hansen Caught Cheating on Hidden Camera With Woman Half His Age Posted: 30 Jun 2011 09:43 AM PDT    To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen apparently told 30-year-old WPTV reporter Kristyn Caddell, who’s not his wife, to take a seat right over on his penis only to get caught by undercover cameras from the National Enquirer, according to TVSpy: Hansen and Caddell were introduced in the VIP area of a West Palm Beach club Read More ... |
| Brigitte Nielsen’s Still Got it? And Other News Posted: 30 Jun 2011 09:42 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Gwyneth Paltrow believes waterboarding relieves stress. - But nobody really cares what crap falls out of her mouth when she’s wearing this. - RuPaul to Countess LuAnn de Lesseps: “Seriously, you aren’t even gonna try to hide that dong?” - Justin Timberlake is buying MySpace. No, really. - Harrison Read More ... |
| Jonathan Rhys Meyers Attempted Suicide Posted: 30 Jun 2011 07:55 AM PDT    “I was merely attempting palaver with the dead. Leave me to my dark arts!” Tudors star Jonathan Rhys Meyers apparently attempted suicide Tuesday night, according to The Sun: Paramedics answering a 999 call found him slumped on the floor. But they had to call police after he refused treatment at the scene for more than 30 minutes. Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Got Hammered Last Night Posted: 30 Jun 2011 06:59 AM PDT    “Did you.. did you see all those bottles? Iwanttomarrymymouth.” Immediately after her house arrest ended yesterday Lindsay Lohan told her friends she’s afraid to go out and just wants to focus on her community service then stay at home reading a book with her sister. So, of course, here she is absolutely hammered-balls with Emile Hirsch Read More ... |
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